nashuaworldcup Chapter 547: Smoke coming out of mouth
Chapter 547: Smoke coming out of mouth
Mei Ling'er was secretly eating Shandong multi-grain pancakes at her workstation when the green WeChat icon on her computer screen turned yellow. Thinking it was a customer's request, she quickly clicked with her mouse and opened the chat interface. She saw a barrage of messages from her colleague Qian Duoduo.
【Just got the news that the boss was scammed! 】
[The boss's assistant said many people called him asking for money...]
[He's as stupid as a pig. It's so easy to cheat him out of his money! ]
[I want to spread this news and let my friends cheat him out of his money.]
[Then give me half of the money you scammed. Even if you give me a fraction, it's still more than my annual salary!]
Mei Ling'er finished reading the message, a helpless smile on her face. She internally grumbled, "The company's not far from bankruptcy." She counted the money she'd made from livestreaming on her fingers, and it was more than enough for her to live comfortably. So she began replying to her colleagues' messages.
[After much anticipation, the company is one step closer to bankruptcy.]
As soon as six o'clock arrived, Mei Ling'er punched in on time.
The weather turned cooler today, and Bingbing prepared a sumptuous beef bone clear soup hotpot. After Mei Ling'er filled her stomach, she immediately started the live broadcast. In order to lie down more comfortably, she had to earn more money!
Mei Ling'er sent out the largest lucky bag on the entire Internet, and it was snapped up in an instant.
The winner is [Please Don’t Be Obsessed with Me]
"Congratulations to [Please Don't Be Obsessed With Bro] for winning the lottery. I'm sending you the live link request now, please check it out."
The video was quickly connected, and a man wearing a mask appeared in the live broadcast room.
Seeing [Please Don’t Be Obsessed with Bro] wearing a mask, netizens in the live broadcast room started to post comments.
[Ouch! You're wearing a mask, you really think you're such a heartthrob, right?]
[Just hearing this online name, I know he's a common man. ]
【Seconded! 】
……
Looking at the sarcastic comments in the live broadcast room, the man sighed heavily, "Do you think I want this?"
[Little brother, don't feel wronged. Tell Master Ling what you've been wronged about quickly. (I just can't wait to eat the melon.)]
Mei Ling'er took a sip of boiled water and said calmly, "You can't take off this mask, right?"
The man nodded rapidly, Master Ling was indeed extraordinary!
"The special period of the past few years has made me feel disgusted with wearing masks. I almost never wear a mask in normal times." The man's eyes were full of sincere emotions, proving that what he said was not false at all.
"But now... I can't leave the mask for a moment..."
What made you go against your own will? Is it because you have a face full of pimples?
The man blurted out: "No."
Mei Ling'er: "What do you want me to help you with?" Her eyes were fixed on the mask on the man's face.
"Master Ling..." The man's face was full of anticipation. "My mouth has been acting strangely these past few days. It's seriously affecting my daily life. I want you to help me get back to normal."
Mei Ling'er said calmly, "How is it abnormal?"
The man leaned closer to the camera, put his hands on his ears, and said to the camera in the live broadcast room: "I'm going to take off my mask. Some people may find it funny, and some people may be scared. I hope everyone will be gentle with their words!"
[Very good, you have successfully aroused my curiosity.]
The man sighed again: "As the saying goes... curiosity kills the cat." He began to remove the mask strap from his ear.
The audience stared at the man's face.
The mask was taken off, revealing a purple-red mouth. The mouth was slightly open, and a steady stream of cigarette butts came out of it.
Some cigarette butts still had sparks, and the ashes fell on the man's face.
[This, this, this... is this some kind of magic trick? This is hilarious, hahaha!]
[What a weird scene! How come a cigarette butt pops out of a mouth?]
Mei Ling'er glanced at the man and understood.
"What's going on?" Some things are not fun to be brought up directly, so it's better to let him talk about it himself. "Take your time, there's no rush."
After the man finished showing off, he quickly put on his mask and said in a frustrated tone, "I'm an old smoker. I started smoking when I was in high school. I've made a lot of contributions to the country's tax revenue over the years."
"Actually, I learned to smoke because of my good friends' encouragement. They all said that girls like the faint smell of tobacco on men, and that this smell makes them intoxicated."
"I usually smoke two packs of cigarettes a week. Since I changed to my current job, my workload has more than doubled, and I've smoked more. Sometimes I can finish a pack of cigarettes in a day."
Mei Linger: "Get to the point."
"Okay, okay..." the man responded immediately, "Ever since I came back from the company-organized team-building a week ago, I've been automatically spitting cigarette butts out of my mouth."
"I went to see a doctor once, and he kicked me out of the office and warned me to stop playing tricks or he would call the police and have me arrested."
"I even told a good friend of mine, and he also thought I was playing with abstraction. He laughed so hard that his stomach couldn't stand up. He also said that I was pretending so convincingly that he wanted to take a video of me and post it online, and he swore that I would definitely become famous."
The man looked like he was about to cry. "Who knows the pain in my heart? I don't want to be angry. I just want to live a normal life without cigarette butts coming out of my mouth."
[While your pain is real, your good friend is also right. There are a lot of netizens with a curiosity mentality. If you appear on camera with cigarette butts blowing out of your mouth, you might really become a hit!]
[The little brother is in such a miserable state, can the people above him have some sympathy? ]
Zhang Junjie glanced at the comments and thought to himself, "This generation of netizens is really perverted!" Seeing someone speak up for him, he immediately said gratefully, "Thank you to those who care about me. You are all good people."
Mei Linger continued to ask, "You just said that your mouth started to behave strangely after you came back from the team building. Did something happen during the team building?"
The man replied, looking confused: "Nothing happened... It was just a normal team building activity. We ate, drank, played some games together, and a pleasant day passed like that."
[Butt Kick Expert: Master Ling, don't listen to his nonsense, he deserves it! He and I are from the same company, and one of our colleagues on a team-building trip was pregnant. When everyone was gathered together to chat, he deliberately smoked next to her.
Previously, when he was in a meeting at the company, he also smoked in the conference room. The pregnant woman was also attending the meeting. The pregnant woman asked him to go out and smoke, but he not only did not listen, he also put on the airs of a small leader and encouraged others to smoke together.
Finally, the smoke alarm went off. After the property staff explained the reason to the company boss, the boss called him to the office alone and scolded him.
Unexpectedly, he took his grudge against the pregnant woman and even made things difficult for her during team building!