No one notified me in advance. Everyone in the end times is crazy.

Chapter 145 My First Time Cheating

"Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to watch the wonderful performance of the great magician!"

Luo Shiyu suddenly opened his eyes.

This voice is…

Xiao Ming stopped and said calmly, "Oh? Looks like some clown has come to my ghostland."

Two cards flew out of nowhere and turned into a hat when they crossed.

Several more pigeons flew out of the hat.

While Xiao Ming's attention was drawn, a dove landed next to the statue of the Muse.

He transformed from a pigeon back into Xu Yu and was about to pick up Luo Shiyu when the goddess statue's arm turned into a stone sword and swung at him.

Xu Yu dodged flexibly and teased with a smile: "The Western General is really not that simple!"

"The legendary thief who deceived his teacher is just like this."

"Aiya~ I never said I was so powerful from the beginning! I'm just a weak magician! Please give me some space!"

Xu Yu smiled at him, and shuffled the cards quickly with his hands behind his back.

"You're a smooth-talking liar. I won't believe you."

After Xiao Ming finished speaking, he directed the statues he made to attack Xu Yu.

"Go! My perfect work of art, kill this liar."

After a slight tremor, the statue began to move, although the movements were slow, but the number was large.

Xu Yu looked calm on the surface, but he was actually very panicked inside.

Suddenly, he pointed behind Xiao Ming and asked in surprise, "Muse, why are you here?"

"Where is it?" Xiao Ming turned around quickly, and the stone statue also stopped.

"Just now you said you didn't believe what I said, but now you've been tricked."

Xiao Ming was irritated by him: "How dare you play tricks on me?"

"Don't be impatient! The show is over."

Xu Yu found the Joker from the shuffled playing cards and threw it into the air. The cards floated in the air and rotated.

"Thanks for watching, man... I'm taking it."

Xu Yu said this and bowed to Xiao Ming. With a snap of his fingers, the card quickly enlarged and turned into a door.

Xu Yu walked through the door, and the cards returned to their normal size and floated to the ground.

The card that comes up is a clown making a face.

Xiao Ming stepped on the cards and crushed them hard.

"If you dare to steal my muse, I will make you into the ugliest work of art, smashing you to pieces, reassembling you, smashing you again, reassembling you again, without end..."

When Xiao Ming went crazy, he could actually see fear in the statues.

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Before Luo Shiyu could react, his body felt empty and when he opened his eyes again, he found himself sitting in the passenger seat of a car.

Xu Yu sat in the driver's seat, took off his hat and mask, and patted his chest wildly.

"Oh my god! Oh my god! I'm so scared! I've stolen so many things, but this is the first time I've stolen a person."

"Hey! Guess what? It worked!"

Luo Shiyu blinked. He really wanted to respond to Xu Yu, but unfortunately he couldn't speak.

"Why are you ignoring me?"

[Do I look like I can care about you? ]

"You can't even speak, can you?"

【Just discovered? 】

Xu Yu pinched his face and said with a wicked smile: "Then I can do anything to you?"

[What are you going to do? I'm not going to get out of the tiger's den and into the wolf's den again, am I?]

Xu Yu took out an agreement.

【what? 】

He grabbed Luo Shiyu's hand and pressed it down.

"Okay, now you're mine!"

[What is that? A body indenture?]

Xu Yu nodded in satisfaction, put away the agreement, started the car, and said to himself: "The most urgent thing is to help you get rid of this state. Let's go! I'll take you back to my secret base."

The car drove into the underground parking lot of a hotel. Xu Yu carried him, walked to a wall, and threw out a card.

The cards are attached to the wall and become a door.

Walking in, there is a hidden elevator room.

Going all the way down, the door opened again, revealing a living room.

Xu Yu casually threw Luo Shiyu onto the sofa and went to the refrigerator to get a drink.

After realizing that this was a living person, he ran back and straightened him up.

"Sorry, sorry, this is my first time stealing someone, I'm not used to it."

[So, you just throw the stolen things on the sofa? ]

Xu Yu said, "Wait for me." and ran away in a hurry.

Where are you going?

From a distance, Xu Yu could be heard shouting, "Sister Liu! Come and help him. He's become a vegetable."

Before he could finish his words, a louder female voice called out, "Keep your voice down! He's not dead, why are you making such a fuss? What if you disturb Julie's rest?"

"Hey... Sister Liu, your voice is louder than mine, right?"

"Shut up!"

The sound of high heels was getting closer and closer to Luo Shiyu.

A woman wearing a purple pencil skirt and a white coat appeared in front of him.

"Let me see..." The woman pushed up her glasses and took his pulse.

"It's not a big deal." After saying that, he took out a two-meter-long syringe out of thin air.

"Be good~ Just one shot will be enough."

【What! ? 】

Xu Yu slid in front of Luo Shiyu and said, "Sister Liu, there's no need to do this, right?"

"Tsk! You have no courage." Liu Nai threw the syringe behind him and disappeared in an instant.

He took out a white pill from his chest pocket and stuffed it into Luo Shiyu's mouth.

"Okay, don't call me if there's nothing else." Liu Nai said and returned to where she came from.

Luo Shiyu said in disbelief: "Is this all right?"

After discovering that he could move, he said in surprise: "It's really healed."

"Of course, Sister Liu's medical skills are very good."

Luo Shiyu jumped on the spot, and after making sure he could move freely, he started running.

A card blocked his way. Xu Yu appeared in front of him and asked, "You've already pressed the handprints. Where are you going?"

"It's not my own will, and you can't stop me."

Luo Shiyu shouted, "Xiao Hei! Clear the way!"

The air was silent...

"Hey?"

Xu Yu raised an eyebrow and asked, "That's it?"

Only then did Luo Shiyu realize that the token on his chest was gone.

"My keepsake is in..."

"Fuck! My token is in that pervert's hands!"

After knowing his current situation, Luo Shiyu's previous toughness disappeared. He smiled awkwardly at Xu Yu, walked over to pinch his shoulders, and said flatteringly: "I was just kidding, I was just kidding you."

"Oh! Why is my arm so sore!"

"I'll give you a squeeze."

"My legs don't feel good either."

"Let me give you a massage."

"Feet too..."

"You're going too far! Xu Yu!"

Xu Yu smiled like a fox, put his arm around Luo Shiyu's shoulder, and said, "Shall we talk about cooperation now?"

"Cooperation is easy, but can you go and save my ghost first?"

"Okay, but you have to wait."

"What are you waiting for?"

"My skill cooldown isn't over yet."

"OK then."

[I don't know if Xiao Hei and Xiao Bai will be in danger.]