No one notified me in advance. Everyone in the end times is crazy.

Chapter 264 Am I funny?

After the two sat down in the restaurant, they heard people at the next table talking about their ideal type.

He Gui followed their topic and asked, "What is Luo Shiyu's ideal type?"

"Ideal type..." Luo Shiyu thought for a moment, then asked a question that shocked He Gui: "Are you talking about a man or a woman?"

"What do you mean?"

"I'm bisexual."

"Do you like both men and women?"

〖Do I have to be on guard against men as well as women?〗

"uh-huh!"

He Gui frowned and asked one by one: "What kind of women do you like?"

"I like wearing green clothes, the kind that carries a maternal glow."

"Well, what about men?"

"A man..." When Luo Shiyu was thinking about this question, his eyes unconsciously looked at He Gui.

"I'm obsessed with looks. I can't eat anything too ugly."

"Ah."

I qualify.

"And I like a good figure."

"Ah."

I agree with that, too.

"That's best! With a sense of humor."

This time He Gui didn't say anything.

A sense of humor is something he doesn't have and is unlikely to have.

"Huh? Why aren't you talking?"

"Nothing, the dessert you ordered is here."

"Oh~" Luo Shiyu took the dessert, smiled at the man, and after eating two bites with satisfaction, he remembered something.

"Can you eat at this point?"

"No."

[No wonder Big Ice Cube looked at the food on the table without moving his chopsticks!]

"I'm in a good mood now, so I'll spoil you this time!"

"Ok?"

Luo Shiyu stood up with a fork in his mouth and wrapped the food on the table with his soul power.

[The saying "practice makes perfect" also applies to me.]

Luo Shiyu handed the chopsticks to He Gui and said, "Eat."

He Gui looked at the person in front of him and fell into deep thought.

"Luo Shiyu is the only person I can touch, the one who can process food with soul power, and the most suitable partner for me. But Luo Shiyu has countless choices, why did he choose me?"

"What are you daydreaming about? Eat!"

He Gui's thoughts were brought back by Luo Shiyu. He felt that it was impossible for him to figure it out, so he asked: "Luo Shiyu, what is your purpose in approaching me? Tell the truth."

"I've said it many times, I'm greedy for your body."

"If you get it, will you still pester me?"

"Do you want me to pester you?"

"I'm asking you a question."

"Um…"

[In the illusion, my cheap father absorbed my mother's energy and used it for three years. Although the frequency was not high, it was indeed a long life.]

"It's no use if you find me annoying. I will still keep pestering you."

〖In that case, can I and Luo Shiyu...〗

He Gui suppressed the joy in his heart and asked one more question: "How long will it take?"

"Three years at most."

"Three years?"

"If you think it's too long, two years should be enough."

"Two years?"

"Oh~" Luo Shiyu's fingers slid along He Gui's wrist, slipped into his glove, and drew circles on his palm, tempting him: "If you cooperate, a year is actually fine."

"In other words, as soon as I touch Luo Shiyu, the time we spend together will begin to count down. Three years is the maximum limit. After three years, Luo Shiyu will completely disappear from my side. What should I do then? What if I can't see Luo Shiyu for the rest of my life? What should I do?"

He Gui thought so and shook off Luo Shiyu's hand.

"Why?"

He Gui didn't say anything and even lost his appetite.

Seeing that he was in a bad mood, Luo Shiyu immediately ran away.

"Well, my old sow gave birth, and I have to go take care of her during the confinement period. I'm leaving now!"

After Luo Shiyu left, Nan Xing came over and asked, "Boss, what happened to you?"

"Am I funny?"

"Ah?" He Gui suddenly asked this question. Nan Xing didn't know how to answer, so he asked back, "Why do you ask this suddenly?"

"Am I bored?"

"Fortunately."

"What about Yuwen Boyuan? Is he humorous?"

"The popular star from before?"

"Ah."

"I heard he has a generous and humorous personality."

"What about your appearance?"

"Handsome."

"What about the body shape?"

"He's 197cm tall, muscular, and works out every day."

He Gui clenched his fists, said nothing, and stood up and left.

Nan Xing was a little confused and said to herself, "Why did the boss suddenly ask Yuwen Boyuan?"

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Wen family.

A group of people downstairs looked at the protagonist of the birthday party who was walking down the stairs.

Wen Feiyu held Wen Liuyan's arm, and An Ran bent down behind her to hold up Wen Feiyu's skirt.

A group of people surrounded Wen Chi and praised how outstanding his grandchildren were.

As the heir, Wen Liuyan naturally had to socialize with the guests.

Wen Feiyu didn't have that worry. He found a corner and sat down. It didn't feel like he was celebrating his birthday at all.

He was bored and mashed the cake in his hand, but had no intention of eating a bite.

Listening to those noble ladies who are trying to curry favor with the powerful chatting.

"Hey~ I was planning on going to the bar tonight, but this damn birthday party ruined it."

"What's so good about going to a bar? Don't you have any wine at home?"

"You don't understand this, do you? It was a masked bar, and I had my eye on a bartender there. He was tall and had a sweet scent."

"A mold?"

"It would be great if I could just spend money to solve it, but the problem is that people don't want it."

"Hey~ there are things you can't get? How strange."

"If the owner of that bar wasn't so special, I would have tied him to the bed long ago."

"What is the identity of the bar owner?"

"Who knows? Anyway, my grandfather won't let me get involved in that bar. Besides, I heard that shop seems to accept commissions, and the completion rate is as high as 100%."

"So powerful? Take me there to see it someday."

"Let's talk about it after I catch the person first."

"Are you afraid I'll snatch it away?"

"Or else?"

"You're so annoying."

"I hate it."

"It's you! It's you!"

Wen Feiyu grumbled softly, "How boring."

She really didn't like this atmosphere, so she asked An Ran to cover for her while she hid in her room to video call Yu Jiajia.

Yu Jiajia, who was still working in the bar at the time, returned to the room, changed her clothes, and then connected the video.

As soon as the video call was connected, Wen Feiyu complained, "What took you so long?"

"Something happened just now."

"In that case, I forgive you."

Wen Feiyu wanted to show Yu Jiajia her skirt, so to highlight the effect, she asked, "Are you using 2D or 3D?"

"I'll switch modes now."

"Ah, it's easier to talk to smart people. Okay?"

"Ah."

Wen Feiyu turned around in front of Yu Jiajia a few times and asked, "Does it look good?" (referring to the skirt)

Yu Jiajia stared at her face and said sincerely, "Beautiful." (referring to Wen Feiyu)

Wen Feiyu walked up to Yu Jiajia, looked into his eyes and said, "Today is my birthday."

"Happy birthday, Miss. As for your birthday present, I'll give it to you in a couple of days."

"Can I save it?"

"what?"

"Can you save my birthday present? I'll ask you for it when I become an adult."

"Okay, let's make it clear in advance. If it's too expensive, I can't afford it."

"It's okay, that thing is only nine dollars."

"so cheap?"

Wen Feiyu tilted her head and said playfully, "Well, you must send me off when the time comes. Don't regret it!"

"Okay, no regrets."

Whatever you want, we can give it to you.