I'm Crushing on Gorgeous Faces in Variety Shows!

Chapter 673 - 672: Mutant Plant Encounter Mode

The show’s usual operation is that the punishment for losing guests is usually directed by the winners.

So Mu Qiu wasn’t surprised, and neither were the others.

The first thing Guan Yu did after boarding the car was to look at Mu Qiu. As soon as she saw something suddenly appear in Mu Qiu’s hand, she started shouting.

"Mu Qiu, what is that thing in your hand?! Director, this is unacceptable! This punishment segment is scary enough, and now having Mu Qiu involved, even insurance won’t help!"

As she shouted, the other nine people in the car also turned to look at Mu Qiu.

Mu Qiu lifted her head cheerfully like Jerry Mouse from "Tom and Jerry" and waved the remote control in her hand at them.

"Here we go! Let’s make the punishment even more intense!"

Chu Qiu: "...You must stay calm."

Shu Ran: "I want to get out of the car! I only bought face insurance!"

"Hehehehehehe—" Mu Qiu let out a sleazy laugh, "Don’t worry, here, let me help you adapt first, hehehehe~"

As she spoke, she decisively pulled down the first lever from left to right, and a green indicator light lit up below.

"Let’s see what this [Sudden Encounter with Mutant Plants] mode is like."

Within a few seconds of pressing it, there was no change inside or outside the car. A few seconds later, a green inflatable climbing vine suddenly inflated from behind the car!

Mu Qiu’s eyes lit up with a "Wow" sound.

The fake vine seemed to use the same instant inflation gadget as the first episode’s pool punishment, but the inflation method was like the lecherous waving doll by the beach that was pasted on Guan Yu’s face and made strange laughing noises.

Because it inflates in stages, the vines would sway around, with branches swishing against the car windows.

Stretching to the driver’s seat window, Shi Yuhuai didn’t even need to turn his head, the fat green thing outside was trying to squeeze into the car window, startling him to step on the accelerator, and the SUV surged forward.

The people in the passenger seat and back seats leaned back involuntarily from the inertia.

"What is this thing?! So green and it moves!"

"Slow down, slow down! Brother Huai, you have two legs, you can also use the brake!"

"Ow—my head!"

"Ahhhhh!"

"This ghost thing can even make sounds!!!"

"Mu Qiu, be a human for once!"

Shi Yuhuai sped away with a car full of people, leaving behind a trail of roaring wails.

Mu Qiu was so excited that her expression exaggerated into that of a circus clown, turning her head to look at the car’s rear and letting out an amazed exclamation.

"Oh my gosh! This is fun!"

Zhao Yu took another sip of water, eyeing the SUV that had already dashed to the end of the street, and said: "Once they finish the punishment and come back, you’re done for."

"What does it have to do with me?" Mu Qiu lowered her head to study the second lever, speaking righteously, "This is what the producers made me do. If they want to complain, they should complain to the producers. I’m being forced here."

"...You’re so forced indeed."

The SUV had already rushed to the end of Lotus Street. After the shock, Shi Yuhuai finally regained his reason and stepped on the brake a bit before the museum.

The car stopped at the end of the street, and the people inside collapsed against each other, gasping.

"Are we there?"

"Is there, is there a seatbelt?"

"Suddenly feel a bit like throwing up."

"Li Yang, stay away from me!"

"Who’s next, who’s next?"

"Chu Qiu, your tongue even matches the car’s shaking frequency now?"

"I’ll go next, Brother Huai."

Han Xizheng volunteered to be the second tester. He now felt Shi Yuhuai was right, the sooner it’s done, the sooner the peace, and it might get harder later.

Shi Yuhuai, whose hands were nearly numb from the shaking, immediately nodded. The two opened the car door wanting to switch places, and suddenly Guo Yin, who was squished in the middle of the back seat, shouted.

"Wait! Don’t get out of the car!!!"

He shouted so forcefully, his voice broke.

The entire car shuddered with shock, Shi Yuhuai and Han Xizheng’s feet were just about to touch the ground, but with the fright, they pulled them back, propping against the car door.

Guan Yu: "Goodness, Guo Yin, your voice matches Shu Ran’s, it cracked too, did that thing chase us here?"

Guo Yin, hoarse from shouting, coughed twice to clear his throat and said: "Didn’t they say no one can get off the car during the punishment? If your feet touch the ground, it all goes back to zero, and you have to start over again."

"Huh? This car shaking made me forget I ever had any brain cells. Quick, quick, Brother Huai, you can’t switch like this."

Han Xizheng closed the car door again and asked: "Then how do we switch?"

Chu Qiu poked his head out from the last row of seats: "What if you both crawl onto the roof to switch?"

Guan Yu: "Why don’t you just say the driver should crawl onto the roof and sit without getting down? You’re just up to nonsense all day long."

Chu Qiu felt aggrieved: "Then what do you suggest for switching places? Do you want the two of them with their long legs to step over your head to switch?"

This isn’t a single-seat arrangement where there’s a bit of space in between, these are row by row of seats. To get Shi Yuhuai to the back, he would have to climb over the seatback entirely...

And then have the people in the back row catch him, a person this long, he’d obviously have to curl up to drop down.

The image is so beautiful I don’t even dare to imagine it.

Guan Yu was speechless, this was indeed a tricky problem.

Shu Ran finally caught her breath, her face stiff as she requested Shi Yuhuai.

"Consider how to switch later, could we first take the car key out?"

People are going numb from the shaking, alright.

Shi Yuhuai reached out to pull the key out of the ignition, sticking his head out of the window to look behind.

That green thing was still flailing wildly at the street’s beginning. Carefree Mu Qiu was still holding the remote control and studying it. Further back, the agents under the sunshade seemed already to be unboxing takeaway.

"Okay," he decided to get through this quickly, "the next driver should start from the person on the very left of the back seat. This way, opening both car doors, we can hold onto the doors to switch places."

"For those after that, switch seats while the driver at the time is driving, move to the very end. This way, it saves time and effort. How about it?"

"Sounds good."

"No problem."

"I agree."

"I, I’m not quite..."

Li Yang couldn’t continue, facing a whole car of threatening eyes, he tearfully opened the car door, waiting for Shi Yuhuai to go first.

The people on the backseat squeezed in tighter, and as Shi Yuhuai bent over to come in, they all began urging Li Yang to hold the car door and swing over to the driver’s seat quickly.

Li Yang reluctantly complied, and after sitting in the driver’s seat, inserted the car key, then turned to ask them: "Are you really okay with me driving second?"

"It’s fine, it’s fine! You’ll have to drive it anyway, whether it’s the second or whatever, it’s all the same."

"Hurry up, drive back quickly and switch to the third person, dinner is now within reach."

"Li Yang, believe in yourself, you can do it! You did get a driver’s license after all!"

Li Yang meekly mumbled an "Okay," started the car again, and then cautiously asked, "Which side is the accelerator, which is the brake?"

"......Help, switch someone else!"