Chapter 245 Little Innocent's Second Uncle...Does He Eat People?
Chapter 245 Little Innocent's Second Uncle...Does He Eat People?
The first thing Jie Qi saw was a figure in theatrical costume. The exquisite and luxurious imperial concubine attire made her look exceptionally graceful and noble. Well... ignoring the slightly immature face, she still looked very graceful.
At this moment, Su Li, dressed in a gorgeous theatrical costume, was grabbed and held in Hei Xiazi's arms, as if he was about to carry her away, which amused the child, who cried out and cried for help everywhere.
To be fair, the young master really did look convincing in the costume; his physique and appearance were good enough to succeed the head of the family.
Xie Qi, who had never witnessed the power of Su Li's voice, thought to himself.
While watching with glee as Hei Xiazi, carrying his new skin costume figurine, dodged Zhang Qiling and Xie Yuchen's half-hearted rescue attempt, Wang Pangzi sprinkled chili powder on a large bunch of mutton skewers for his men.
Wu Xie looked at the bright red mutton skewers, sneezed violently a few times, and quickly grabbed his freshly sliced fruit platter and moved to another spot.
Jie Qi received Wang Pangzi's beckoning call and, along with several of his men, pushed a small cart to Wang Pangzi.
After unloading the styrofoam boxes from the car, I took out a knife and quickly began to help open them.
Various fresh fruits, processed and marinated raw meat, and still lively seafood were neatly arranged and categorized on the long table behind Fatty Wang.
"Hey... Blind man, if you don't put me down soon, I'm going to start singing!!!"
Su Li, who was being carried around by Hei Xiazi, was so dizzy from all the shaking. He never expected that he wouldn't get carsick, seasick, or airsick, nor would he get dizzy from flying boats or flying swords. He just... gets dizzy from people!
Holding her head, which was covered by a heavy crown, Su Li decided to launch an indiscriminate attack...
He was instantly put down and placed on a chair, where a pair of large hands quickly adjusted his costume and headdress.
Was his singing voice really that powerful?
not at all……
After tidying up his little figurines, Hei Xiazi decisively stuffed a snack into the child's mouth, then pulled on his chair, trying to run away...
However, he failed this time. He didn't hold back at all, giving Pipi two sharp raps on the head, making Pipi cover his head and wail in pain.
"Ouch~ Dumb Zhang, Little Flower Master, you...you guys are really going all out!!!" Could you please control your strength?!
"Blind man, why don't you look at Ali before you speak?" Wu Xie felt that Hei Xiazi was lowering his tolerance for bratty kids every day.
What kind of brat can be more mischievous than him?
Having watched Hei Xiazi cause trouble every day, he now sees all the children outside as well-behaved, sensible, and handsome.
Hearing Wu Xie's reminder, Hei Xiazi looked at the little figurine sitting obediently in the chair beside him.
Aside from his chubby cheeks resembling a pufferfish, there's nothing wrong with him.
Su Li stared at him with wide eyes, making fierce gestures with her hands for a long time, and finally made a throat-slitting gesture at her neck.
"Ah Li told you not to sleep too soundly at night, and to keep watch with both eyes in turn, because he's planning to assassinate you."
(°o°) Su Li looked at Wu Xie, the simultaneous translator, and gave him a thumbs up for perfectly expressing her thoughts.
无邪得意脸,小爷这抽象派的想象力也不是没有用武之地的嘛?0?0(?0?7?0?7)?0?6
Black Bear collapsed weakly to the ground, pulled a small handkerchief from his pocket, elegantly flicked it, and then raised it to the corner of his eye to wipe... um... his sunglasses...
"Little Ali... Waaah... I never imagined that the blind man would be so sincere towards you... You actually... You actually... You actually..."
"Zheng..."
The sound of a blade being drawn prompted Hei Xiazi to instantly withdraw his supernatural powers, stand up as if nothing had happened, and walk past Zhang Qiling, who was holding the Black Gold Ancient Sword.
He naturally inspected the ingredients, which were so fresh they couldn't be fresher, naturally ate an apple, naturally accepted the kebabs of lamb that Fatty Wang handed him, and naturally ate them...
Black Bear: !!! !!! !!! !!! !!!
Even the most avid smoker almost had a breakdown. Little Fatty, did you sprinkle a lethal dose of chili powder on top?!
The spiciest of the spiciest, it just pretended to cry without any sincerity, but now it's suddenly bursting into tears.
Hei Xiazi version of Pear Blossom in the Rain.jpd
Jie Qi wiped the sweat from his forehead. These gentlemen really know how to have fun...
Really...noisy...
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"Huahua... Little Innocent's second uncle... won't eat people, right???" Su Li sat in the back seat of the car, and the dog peeked out from behind the car window, looking very suspicious.
At the entrance of the Xie family's old house, Wu Xie was talking to a middle-aged man who looked refined and handsome. Behind this man, there were two middle-aged, chubby men with pale and grayish faces, and a middle-aged man with a ruddy complexion, all bowing their heads and remaining silent. They were so obedient that Su Li almost didn't recognize them.
Su Li: I still prefer to see you guys being unruly; that way, my conscience won't hurt when I cause trouble...
Xie Yuchen was puzzled by the way Su Li looked at him as if he were some kind of ferocious beast. Wasn't Uncle Wu being quite restrained?
A gentle and refined middle-aged handsome man or something.
Why is this girl, who's obsessed with looks, so timid?
They actually went straight through the surface to see the essence?
"For now, it seems we shouldn't eat it." But who knows what will happen in the future...
Su Li looked at Wu Erbai, who was clearly gentle and refined, and smiled warmly at Wu Xie, his eyes filled with affection.
She seems quite gentle, but I wonder if she's actually treating people like little kids in private?
Wu Erbai, who doesn't like eating children: ...
Wu Xie readily handed over the two troublesome old men and a Panzi to Wu Erbai, who had come to pick him up, and got into the car heading to Banna, leaving without any mental burden.
Whether it's kneeling in the ancestral hall or having their legs broken, or even just letting them live in the ancestral hall, it's all acceptable.
On the condition that, Uncle, when you're dealing with them, avoid their heads and hands. Make sure they don't fall behind on their daily homework and work, because I'll be checking when I get back.
The convoy started moving, and the orderly procession headed towards Guangxi.
Unlike their previous low-profile trip to the military base, this time their actions were very high-profile, and anyone with even a little influence could find out their route.
The main focus is on being flamboyant and ostentatious...
"So why don't we go all out and send a swarm of helicopters?"
Su Li asked a reasonable question: Wouldn't that be more high-profile?
A huge group of helicopters roared past... How arrogant!
Xie Yuchen: ...
Helplessly, she raised her hand and rubbed the little one's cheek.
"We only want to be high-profile in the eyes of those wicked monsters and demons, not in front of ordinary people."
Being discreetly present on those guys' desks and being prominently featured in the news headlines are two different things.
Even with Minister Qin present, they are unlikely to appear in the news headlines...
But there's no need to act like you're rushing to a marriage proposal scene from an idol drama.
It's unnecessary, really unnecessary...
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