Poison brother in ancient times

Chapter 1

The sky exploded!Jia Chun, he... wears it.

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"Damn it!" Jia Chun yelled in fright. A second ago, he was lying on the bed thinking: It's raining so much today, and the temperature is just right, so I can sleep comfortably—that's right, I'm sleeping in bed, it's so good The weather, he is too lazy to play online games, it is suitable for sleeping.But he didn't understand, how could he lie down when he closed his eyes, but before he opened his eyes, he suddenly felt that he stood up?He was still at home when he closed his eyes, and when he opened his eyes after being startled, he was standing on the edge of...a big bird's nest?

What do you mean?

"The transmission is complete, and secondary positioning is in progress to determine the spatial position."

Jia Chun couldn't keep up because of the sudden change of location, and a mechanical voice suddenly sounded in his mind.

Jia Chun did not know that he was not struck by lightning in the space shift a few seconds ago, but at this moment, he opened his eyes wide, and from the beginning to the end, he clearly felt what it means to be struck by lightning!

His eyes were full of white light, his whole body was numb and stiff, every muscle was trembling and twitching.

Fuck!It's over!It's over!I'm about to be struck to death by lightning!

Jia Chun's whole body stiffened and twitched in the lightning, and he fell unsteadily from the edge of the bird's nest. The lightning that should have been fleeting did not disappear for a long time, chasing him and chopping down all the way.Jia Chun's surroundings became scorched black, and the small flames on the wood jumped for a while before being extinguished by the rain.

When the lightning finally dissipated, Jia Chun opened his eyes in bewilderment: Can think, see, move... still not dead?

He got up, and black scum fell from his body. Jia Chun looked down at his hands and saw a pair of very small hands with dirty nails and many small scars on the flesh. Not his hands!

This is... am I dreaming?Well, thinking that this is a dream is a dream!If I knew that I should buy a lottery ticket, if I use this luck on the lottery ticket, I probably won't travel through time.

_(:зゝ∠)_Well, Jia Chun knows that he shouldn’t think so beautiful, because the reality is skinny.

However, who is not good to wear, put me through?I'm just a nerd at home.By the way, it seems that there is another system?

"Ouch!" Just as Jia Chun wanted to see what was going on with the system, his forehead hurt. Someone threw a stone at him?Looking in the direction from which the stone flew, Jia Chun felt that he was even worse—it was someone, a savage.

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Now, Jia Chun should be somewhere deep in an old forest, surrounded by trees that are too old to be hugged by four or five people holding hands.There is not too dense vegetation in the middle of the trees, only low shrubs and some hanging branches and leaves of climbing vines.

Just behind these bushes stood the wild man who had stoned him.Their body shape is very close to that of a human. It can even be said that their body shape is very vigorous and well-proportioned, with long hands and long feet.They stand upright, naked, but have extremely thick hair.Because the hair was wet from the rain, their faces could be vaguely seen, just like the savages in popular science pictures.

As soon as Jia Chun looked at them, a savage let out a long and ear-piercing scream, and Jia Chun could understand: "Kehao (devil)——!!!" The screaming guy threw Jia Chun again on the spot. Come here with a stone!

"Ah!" Jia Chun dodged backwards, but his feet stumbled and he fell to the ground.

"Howling! Howling!!!" He fell to the ground, reducing the fear of the savages. One by one, they jumped out from behind the bushes and the shade of the trees, holding stones and rough wooden sticks, and circled around Jia. Chun jumped up and down, and stones and sticks fell on Jia Chun from time to time.

Jia Chun held his head. He had only fought with people in online games in his life, and this was the first time he was beaten in reality.In addition, I don't know if the body is too young, or because he just wore it and didn't fully integrate with the body, and his hands and feet are difficult to control. He was caught several times and wanted to escape, but he was kicked and fell to the ground again.Jia Chun tried hard to protect his head: System!system!Being beaten speechless, he could only think of the only life-saving straw in his heart-even though that thing was also the culprit of all this.

"It is detected that the player is in an extremely dangerous state, and because it is in the novice protection period, a short-distance jump is enabled."

The savage was howling, and there was a banging sound from the wooden stick hitting his body. Even though he was protecting his head, he was still dizzy from being hit by the stone. Jia Chun's ears began to ring, and everything around him seemed to become a grotesque holographic movie. .His strength to protect himself gradually weakened, and the system's prompt sounded clearly in his mind, but his brain didn't realize what the words meant.

For a while, Jia Chun completely lost consciousness, and he lay there curled up into a ball, trying his best to protect himself.When he realized that there had been no stones and sticks for a while, it hadn't rained here, and the sun was warm, he didn't know how long it had passed.

Jia Chun looked out carefully through the gap in his arm, and he saw the green grass and the high sun.Slowly lowering his arms, the surrounding scenery really changed a lot, not only the savages disappeared, but also the trees.

Suddenly, ran from the woods to the grassland?

Jia Chun sat up, moved his hands and feet, and touched the painful parts of his body that had been beaten before.In the end, I realized that my arms and legs were intact, and there should be no fractures, isn't it possible?

"The only short-distance jump in the novice protection period has been used up. During the jump, the player's physical injuries will be repaired. Please cherish your life and stay away from danger."

The system answered the question, isn't this nonsense, and he is not a dedicated killer: "System, I can return..."

"The location has been determined, and the system starts custom calculations."

"System! System?"

"Customizing, please wait. Customizing, please wait."

Jia Chun's eyes dazzled for a while, and when his vision recovered, Jia Chun felt like he was wearing electronic glasses or something. Within the line of sight of his right eye, at the upper right position, a progress bar with zero progress appeared. Next to the bar is a chrysanthemum that keeps spinning.

"..." Jia Chun subconsciously searched for the "Refresh" button for a long time, but couldn't find it.

If you can't see the system, first determine your own situation.

Jia Chun clapped his hands and stood up. His body should be young and unhealthy. Needless to say, he has small arms and calves. Ribs can be clearly seen on his chest, but he still has a big belly, just like the African children on TV. like.This is not his body when he was a child, but the body of a child who has occupied this world.Jia Chun thought about those savages who almost beat him to death. Could they be the child's family?

But why doesn't he have much hair?On the contrary, it should be said that the skin is really good, and it is still fair... Wait.

Jia Chun remembered that a lot of black scum fell off his body, and he touched it again. It was not as obvious as before, but there were still some small particles left.

——Isn't he hairless? Is it because of the electric shock that his hair was lighted?Jia Chun quickly touched his face and head, and burst into tears.

┭┮﹏┭┮Brother doesn’t care much about leg hair, but can you save some head hair for me?Even the eyebrows are completely clean.And didn't the system talk about repairing physical trauma?Eyebrows are also considered one of the facial features, so just ignore it.

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"Ow~"

With a howl, Jia Chun was so frightened that he immediately stopped mourning for his hair and eyebrows, and returned from a state of incoherence to a state of reality.

"Little guy, I'm sorry." Jia Chun sighed and bowed in all directions.

He didn't want to come here by himself, but this child is more innocent than him.But as a mortal, Jia Chun's purpose at this stage is that it is better to live than to die, so he can only say sorry to the child hypocritically.Of course, it is impossible for others to tell him that it doesn't matter.Jia Chun laughed at himself, now his problem is how to survive with this small body.

As for the question of whether it will be worn back after death, that is, when I was about to be beaten to death just now, I just thought about it for a while, and tried it myself with my life?It's better to wait until the chrysanthemum of the system is finished and communicate with him.Jia Chun does not have much curiosity, nor is he a person who dares to explore.

Although this seems to be a world that forces him to explore...

Jia Chun looked around, the weeds grew taller than his people. "Crack!" He slapped an insect to death, making blood all over his hands, and he didn't know if it was his own. middle.

Continue to stand where he is, these bugs can kill him, but where to go?Without a road, without a goal, without a direction, wandering around and exhausting energy must be death, right?He doesn't know who will take over his computer. If he finds out that there are two men in the love action movie, will he be hurt?

——Jia Chun thought about it again, but this was also a way for him to adjust his mood.

Finally, Jia Chun chose a direction, and he looked vaguely, there seemed to be a mountain there.Where there are mountains, there are caves. I hope to find a place to shelter from the wind and rain, right?

***

Hitting the grass on the road ahead with a small stick, thanks to the novels I have read, I still have some practical skills.Although the stick is small, it is enough to startle insects and snakes.Seeing the buzzing insects covering the sky and covering the sky, Jia Chun's scalp felt numb for a while.He has no shoes, and the grass not only entangles his feet, but also cuts them with sharp blades of grass.He has no clothes, and other places can bear it, but his little brother... was bitten by bugs twice, and it has doubled in size and is itchy and painful! ! ! !

Nima boys don't flick their tears easily, but Jia Chun really wants to hold his little brother and cry before he reaches the sad point! ! ! !

But with his height, he couldn't walk in the grass with only one hand. He had to keep beating with a wooden stick with one hand, and push away the thick grass with the other hand, so he couldn't keep covering his little brother.

He tried to fold it with a relatively wide blade of grass, and the result proved that he, an otaku, is really useless.First scratched the hand, then scratched the thigh, and finally scratched the balls.

┭┮﹏┭┮So Jia Chun decided not to destroy his little brother and balls by himself, but to leave it to the worms.