Ximenqing loves Wusong [Water Margin]

Chapter 104

Just glanced at the girl, the adoptive mother was annoyed again: "How dare you look at our lady? Do you know that she is the most beautiful woman in the world! How dare you look carelessly?"

Now I'm really impatient: "I said this big sister,? Does your family have double eyelids for fleas?

Touch Qin,? This is the best in the world,? A woman takes a look, and it is also the best in the world,? Whatever you take out must be the best in the world.

I'm a rough person, I really don't understand Qin,? If you say it's number one, I'll take it as number one.

But I'm a man anyway, and I still have some eyesight for women. Don't dare to say that I am the most beautiful woman in the world with a gauze on my face? It's not like I haven't seen a woman before. "

"You...do you dare to say that my wife is not beautiful?"

I was impatient: "Come on, come on, let's talk about Qin! How much money do you think I should pay you?"

The adoptive mother pointed to my nose and said: "Apologize to my wife, or we will take you to see the official,? Say you despise my wife, and see how the official will treat you."

I hugged my shoulders and sneered: "I said girl,? Do you think I'm legally ill? In broad daylight, the world is clear, and you will be sentenced for just one look at your woman?

Do you still see how the officials treat me?What the officials are referring to is the one in Jinluan Palace, teach him to treat me for your wife?Talk in your sleep! "

The adoptive mother turned her face away: "What we are talking about is..."

The woman behind her interrupted her with a cold smile: "Although this person is a bit of a rascal,? But since you have spoken to this point, I will let you take a look at my face and let you judge whether I am worthy of this world." First."

As soon as she finished speaking, she took off her veil and raised her cold face, waiting for me to praise her.

But I didn't even bother to look at her: "I have something to hurry,? Let's stop talking nonsense, let's make a price together for your piano and your lady. I will add up to our house and land. I sold it to collect 200 taels of silver, and I can compensate you together."

The beauty was so angry that her face turned purple: "You...you mean that I and this piano are worth two hundred?"

I looked at her face, then at the piano on the ground, smacked my lips and said, "Could it be two hundred and five in total? I'm at a loss..."

The beauty immediately became angry: "You are so hard to open your eyes!"

The adoptive mother came up and teased me: "Come on, let's find a place to discuss it."

I pushed her hand away: "Okay, okay, stop arguing, you two have such a fight, don't you just want to force me to say that your wife is beautiful? But the eyes are on my face, and the aesthetics are determined by me." I decide for myself! I just can't say that she looks good."

The beauty immediately got annoyed when she heard me provoke her like this: "According to my beauty, any man would bow down when he sees it, but you say I'm not beautiful? I'm not a blind slave!"

I said, "I've opened my eyes, I've opened my eyes very much, and that's why I think you're not good-looking. I guess I'm not the only one in the capital who says that."

The beauty was anxious: "You have the ability to find a second person. As long as he is a man and dares to call me ugly like you, I will obey you."

I rolled up my sleeves: "Yes, you said that. It just so happens that my buddy has the same vision as me. If you have the ability to make him prostrate under your skirt, I will obey you! Not only will I pay for your piano , I even slapped myself in the face!"

The woman frowned: "Really?"

"It's too serious, but do you dare to make this bet with me? I'm afraid you are too fragile to bear this excitement."

The woman said: "Hugh to provoke me, tell me who is that friend of yours?"

"Don't care who he is! Just say whether you dare to see him or not!"

The beauty sneered: "Then let me tell you something, as long as he is a normal man, he will definitely not think that I am so ugly that I am not worth 200 taels of silver!"

I clapped my hands: "Then it's settled, I'll bring him over later, if I lose this time, I'll turn my head off and kick it for you!"

Here I made an appointment with this girl for dinner at night, and over there I just ran around Gao Ya Nei's mansion.

Hand over the name sticker and say that you want to invite him to dinner tonight?The concierge squinted at me: "Heh, our yamen is the number one decent person in the capital, there are many people queuing up to invite him to dinner every day, he doesn't give face easily to anyone.

Just because you are a businessman in white, can you invite him out?I said, why don't you bother with this matter? "

I handed him the money: "Please hurry up and pass a message, it's up to him to go or not."

The concierge weighed the big silver ingot, gave me an arrogant sideways look, and went in to take a message.

After a while, I saw Gao Ya Nei|I didn’t even have time to put on my clothes, so I ran out with my shoes in hand, stretched my neck out and asked, "Where are you? Where are you? Where is that man named Ximen Qing?"

Raise your hand quickly: "Yanei, I'm here."

He rushed up and tugged at me: "Is what you said true or false? Can you really invite Li Shishi out to drink with me at night?"

"Tsk, Ya Nei, seeing what you're asking, no one dares to fool you if I fool you. I haven't forgotten how you pointed a knife at me in the afternoon."

He looked me up and down for a long while: "I said you are too good at dealing with women, right? You can get a woman like Mrs. Lin into bed, but I don't agree with you. Li Shishi That's today's... Can you really ask her out?"

"Ya Nei, kung fu is not about talking. You will know if I have this method after a while. To be honest with you, I can not only ask her out, but also teach her to serve you with the means of serving the present." Woolen cloth."

Gao Yanei's eyes immediately lit up like two light bulbs, he smacked his lips and said, "If you really have this kind of skill, then I don't seem to be able to do it without looking at you, let's hurry up now."

While helping him get into the car, I said: "Ya Nei, you let my woman and children go today, but you are my benefactor. Tonight, no matter what, I have to teach this most beautiful woman in the world to accompany you and express my gratitude.

But let's talk about it first, when you meet in a while, you must be calm, otherwise the commotion will make a big fuss, but it's not good for anyone, it's for someone to wear a cuckold thing. "

Gao Yanei nodded again and again: "That is, that is, don't worry, I will definitely behave calmly for a while."

"Not only are you calm, but you have to behave. No matter how she pleases and teases you, you just pretend to have seen the world and don't like her at all."

"Hey, why is this?"

"Tsk, think about it, there is no impenetrable wall in the world, if someone tells you that the two of you met in private, and it was you who flirted with her, wouldn't that prove that you are cuckolding today? ?

But as long as you can afford it for a while, no matter who sees it, they can only say that she is a woman who admires you wholeheartedly and flirts with you. You have taken advantage of it, and it is her fault! "

Gao Yanei stretched out a finger and pointed at me: "You boy, you boy... Hey, you are so thoughtful and thoughtful, I really like you! Well, then I will listen to you, you Let's do whatever we say!"

The two walked to the agreed place while talking.

When I went to the place, I saw that the girl really didn't break her promise, she was beautifully dressed, wearing a veil, sitting and playing the piano by herself.

Gao Yanei glanced at her from a distance, and almost dropped his jaw in shock: "It's really Li..."

I quickly winked at him: "Calm down, keep a low profile..."

Just as Li Shishi finished playing the piano, he raised a pair of beautiful eyes and glanced at the two of us. When he saw Gao Yanei, he immediately raised the corners of his eyes, his face full of determination.

Gao Yanei obviously had his fingers twitching with excitement, but he still put up his airs and raised his face and said, "Ximen brother, I told you that you don't need to spend money, why did you invite me to eat at this kind of place?" Oh, this The beauty is..."

I stretched out my hand: "This is the one who is known as the most beautiful woman in the world... this girl, please tell me your name."

Master Li's eyes turned cold: "My family's surname is Li."

Gao Ya Nei pointed his hand: "Ah, so this is Miss Li... Li... Miss Li! It's a pleasure to meet you. Come, come, hurry up and sit next to me..."

I hurriedly covered my mouth and gave a dry cough, Gao Yanei changed the tone again and said: "So I can pour wine and vegetables!"

This is obviously treating Li Shishi like an ordinary actress.

But seeing that beauty's face was flushed red, she took off her veil and said coldly: "The yamen mean to teach slaves to serve you?"

Gao Yanei was obviously blinded by her beauty, but he still held his face and said: "Yes, don't you all follow the rules in this business?"

Li Shishi was so angry that his face was livid, and he was about to walk away, but after taking a look at me, he raised his lips and smiled: "Alright, it just so happens that my family has also looked up to the yamen for a long time. You teach me to serve, and I will serve you." .”

Gao Yanei was so happy that he secretly rolled his eyes and almost lost his breath.

For this meal, Gao Yanei resisted the ecstasy and excitement and was lucky not to have a cerebral palsy, but in order to save face, Li Shishi took out all the tricks he used to serve the Lord Long Live, and coaxed Gao Yanei That's a pride.

Seeing that the two chatted more and more speculatively, Li Shishi squinted at me, but asked Gao Yanei: "Yanei, you are a well-informed person, how dare you ask me how beautiful your family is?"

Gao Yanei raised his arms and shouted: "My lady, you are so beautiful..." I stomped on him under the table, and Gao Yanei immediately changed his words: "...I really didn't see it!"

Li Shishi's face suddenly turned livid.

I suppressed a smile and coughed dryly: "You've been sitting in the yamen for so long, why don't you come with me to have fun?"

Where is Gao Yanei willing to leave?Said: "What's the fun? I won't go."

I said, "Tsk, Ya Nei, you won't hold back after sitting for so long? Your kidneys are also very good, right? I won't dare to invite you to dinner next time."

Gao Yanei suddenly came back to his senses, and hurriedly said: "Yes, yes, let's have fun, and I will accompany you to have fun."

The two went out together, Gao Yanei was still looking inside with his head turned away.

I dragged him to a place where no one was around, and said, "Ya Nei, accept him as soon as you see him."

How could Gao Yanei be willing to leave, wiped his saliva and said repeatedly: "What do you charge? Didn't you see that this little girl has already taught me to be dazed? Oh my goodness, she is from Long Live Lord, If you are willing to flatter me like this, do you think I am more charming than the current Holy One?"