Rural Mad Doctor

Chapter 363 The Reckless Old Ghost Wang

Da Shuanzi and Er Lvzi each brought over a white jade milk melon.

This white jade melon is already about the size of a small watermelon.

The paw pads are soft and fluffy.

Bi Xiaohe, Bi Yangyang, and Song Qian immediately hid to the side.

This isn't a melon; it's clearly a woman's breast milk bottle.

Da Shuanzi touched it for a while, reluctant to cut it open.

Erluzi is ruthless.

With one slash, "splat," and his body was covered in white fluid.

"Holy crap, this isn't a melon, it's just like a coconut, all juice!"

Cao Erdan was quick and pressed down on half of it, preventing the white liquid inside from spilling out.

I picked it up and took a sip; it tasted even better than Wahaha.

Cao Erdan understood.

He picked up another white jade melon, grabbed its navel, and twisted it.

The melon's navel, which looked like a milk bean, fell off.

Then white liquid, sweet like milk tea, is poured out from that small hole.

Niu Zida sighed:

"So this thing not only looks similar, but also functions the same. Could we sell it as baby formula in the future?"

Cao Erdan had seen the white jade milk melon in the "Imperial Gate" treasure vault.

Plants that are listed as treasures by the imperial family must be extraordinary.

Cao Erdan laughed:

"Not only does this taste good and have an energizing effect, it can also help with breast enhancement and lactation!"

Upon hearing this, Da Shuanzi vomited with a "pfft".

Quickly touch your chest:

"I don't want to become a woman!"

Cao Erdan explained:

"I'm saying that men drink it to stay alert, and women drink it to help their breasts develop."

"Oh, that scared me."

Da Shuanzi quickly drank the remaining half cup.

One melon can make more than a dozen cups.

Cao Erdan poured a few cups and handed them over to the three girls.

The three girls were already blushing.

Bi Yangyang and Bi Xiaohe both have a special relationship with Cao Erdan, and it's not too bad.

Victoria Song blushed deeply with embarrassment.

She heard everything Cao Erdan said.

When she took the milk he offered, she felt that Cao Erdan was always looking at her chest.

Actually, Cao Erdan didn't mean anything by it; he just wanted to give them a taste of something new.

"Alright, I'm going to check on my sunny slope now. You guys stay here and keep watch. I'll take care of your food and lodging, five hundred a day each!"

These people readily agreed.

On the sunny slope, everything—wood ear mushrooms, mushrooms, and vegetables—is thriving.

Sunny Slope is a treasure land, and naturally Cao Erdan used the Earth Vitality Spell on the land here.

It is more effective and environmentally friendly than using chemical fertilizers.

When the female workers saw Cao Erdan arrive, they all stopped what they were doing to greet him.

Some of them even spoke in a coquettish tone.

However, no matter how much Cao Erdan likes to flirt with women, he can't flirt with his subordinates at will, otherwise he will be difficult to manage in the future.

After looking around, we turned back and went into the village.

Cao Erdan then walked towards his home.

What were once just a few small rooms have now been transformed into a villa.

The old locust tree in the yard doesn't look so tall anymore.

Before I even got close, I could hear loud shouting and yelling from inside.

I went inside and took a look.

It turned out that Diao Xiang had already renovated the villa according to his own wishes.

The kitchen supplies have now been fully prepared.

No need to bring your bags, you can move in right away.

This is a group of housekeepers sent by Diao Xiang, who are cleaning up.

A man stood in the middle of the courtyard, one hand on his hip and the other pointing.

He looks just like a domineering landlord:

"Let me tell you, everything in the Cao family is very valuable. You can't afford to pay for it if you break it! Hurry up and get to work. If you don't finish when my son-in-law comes back, he'll think I, his father-in-law, am not working hard enough!"

Diao Xiang was offering him cigarettes from the side:

"Grandpa, take a rest. We guarantee the job will be finished today, and we'll let Master Cao move into the new house as soon as he gets back!"

Cao Erdan got angry as soon as he saw it.

The man impersonating the foreman was none other than Wang Xue'e's father, Wang Laogui.

This guy was just discharged from the hospital not long ago.

Last time, Yin Daozhong and his gang almost beat him to death; he even soiled his pants.

I can't believe he still hasn't learned his lesson and is still so arrogant.

I don't know if it's because he knows Fish Leong, but he always has so much courage.

He saw a young man spill some trash while carrying it, and he kicked it directly at him.

"You're fucking stupid, look at you dropping another one!"

The young man glared angrily.

Diao Xiang angrily said:

"What are you staring at? This old man is a relative of our Master Cao, so it's only right that he beats you up. If you're not happy about it, I'll call someone over to have a proper chat with you!"

This young man naturally knew who Diao Xiang was.

You can afford to mess with Old Ghost Wang, but you can't afford to mess with Diao Xiang.

Besides, I've heard that the owner of this villa is even more powerful than Diao Xiang.

If you offend his relatives, you, a mere laborer, will be in deep trouble.

I had no choice but to swallow my anger and squat down to pick up the trash with my hands.

Cao Erdan couldn't stand it anymore and said to Wang Laogui:

"Who gave you permission to come into my yard? Get out!"

Old Wang turned around, saw Cao Erdan, and immediately laughed dryly as he approached:

"Oh, my dear son-in-law, you're finally back! Dad missed you so much!"

Cao Erdan pointed at Wang Laogui's nose:

"Dare you say another word? Who are you going to be a father to, you son of a bitch?"

Old Wang said somewhat awkwardly, "Alright, you're my dad, okay? We're all family!"

Cao Erdan reached out and pulled:

"Get out of my way! Who says we're family?"

Wang Laogui grabbed Cao Erdan's hand:

"Erdan, do you dare say you haven't slept with my daughter? You slept with Xue'e, so you're my son-in-law. You can't just turn your back on me like that!"

Cao Erdan was genuinely angry.

"Old man, if you don't get out of here, I'm going to sleep with you too!"

Old Wang is truly shameless:

"Go to sleep. As long as you acknowledge me as your relative, I'll take my pants off right now!"

Cao Erdan looked at Diao Xiang, who was standing to the side at a loss:

"You're still looking? Throw this guy out! If he dares to come into my yard again, I'll hold you accountable!"

Diao Xiang understood now.

So this old guy is pretending to be Master Cao's father-in-law.

Cao Erdan doesn't recognize him at all!

Diao Xiang called out:

"Everyone, stop working and throw him out!"

Those who did the work had long been annoyed by Old Man Wang's anger.

With Diao Xiang around, no one dared to speak out against their anger.

Now that Diao Xiang has spoken, who cares about this old man anymore?

Four men came over and grabbed Wang Laogui's arms and legs, while a woman came over and pulled on Wang Laogui's hair.

There was also a fat woman who had nowhere else to grab him, so she reached out and grabbed him by the crotch to pull him out.

The six men reached the door and shouted "One, two, three!" before letting go and throwing him two zhang away.

Old Wang was utterly humiliated.

They stood up and wanted to come inside to argue.

Diao Xiang stood at the doorway carrying a shovel:

"You come in here and see if I don't break your legs!"

Old Wang left, sobbing and wailing.

"Erdan, you're being so unreasonable! You slept with your sister-in-law, but you won't let us come home!"

Many villagers outside were watching, pointing and whispering among themselves.

"Look, Wang Laogui has been kicked out by Erdan!"

"Serves him right. Erdan's been away from home these past few days, so he's had plenty of time to be arrogant. I always told Erdan he shouldn't have Wang Xue'e!"

"Wang Xue'e brought this upon herself; now even Bi Hu and Erdan don't want her anymore!"

"Like father, like daughter. Old Wang is a corrupt father, and his daughter is just as crooked as the son!"

Cao Erdan instructed Diao Xiang:

"After I'm gone, no one can pretend to be my relative, because I don't have any relatives!"

In the afternoon, Cao Erdan asked Diao Xiang to arrange a banquet.

He summoned everyone who helped him with his tasks.

They were drinking and toasting each other in the villa's large dining room.

Li Jinggang, Li Mengdie, the Bi sisters, and Diao Xiang were all there.

Victoria Song and Uncle Fugui, the village chief, were also invited to dinner.

Cao Erdan was just about to deploy his plan when he suddenly heard someone speaking outside the door:

"They came back and went straight home, without even stopping by the hotel in Yangcheng!"

His tone was reproachful, but a smiling face appeared when he entered.

It turns out to be Qin Lu, a female CEO who is both beautiful and intelligent.