Chapter 349 Good Employee
Chapter 349 Good Employee
"The dairy cow area is in front of us. Let's go see how much milk the cows who have redeemed themselves for their crimes have produced today."
As Zheng Miao spoke in a cheerful tone, some people in the audience began to sigh.
Citizen A: Oh my god, is the traditional program - milking cows finally going to start? Everything is technological now, why does this farm have to keep its original ecology?
Crowd B: Don’t choose me. It’s a nightmare, a nightmare for my hands.
Crowd C lowered his head and kept repeating in his heart: “You can’t see me, you can’t see me.”
"What you see now is a Jersey cow - Gong Wei, whose genes were imported from abroad. Because Mr. Gong Wei particularly likes foreign culture, out of humane considerations, the prison replaced all his genes with imported Jersey cows."
As soon as Zheng Miao finished speaking, Kang Yu sprayed out water with a "puff".
"Cough, cough, cough!"
"Slow down."
Lu Sheng patted her back carefully.
Colleagues around me started talking again.
"Good news, there is good news."
"It will be a double happiness then."
"Mr. Kang, would you like some plums? I brought some."
"Director Lu, congratulations--"
……
Lu Sheng and Kang Yu were confused.
"Everyone pay attention! Look! It is small in size, with a small and delicate head and a sunken forehead. Its horns are long and thin and bend forward. Let's compare it with his photo again."
Zheng Miao has already arrived inside the venue. Next to her is the cow named Gong Wei. She holds a microphone in one hand and points at the photo on the cow with the other.
"Well, as expected of Yue Family Plastic Surgery, which is the best in South City and the second best in the country, they are somewhat similar."
I don’t know whether Zheng Miao was introducing or mocking, but Kang Yu was extremely happy listening to it.
"Gong Wei's fur is light brown. Generally, the fur color of Jersey cattle ranges from light brown to dark brown. But considering that he originally has yellow skin, this color was chosen during the transformation!"
"Then, its biggest feature is that the milk it produces is thick, with a high fat and protein content, and its milk quality is relatively good. In this regard, Gongwei is blessed by Jersey cows. However, the milk production of Jersey cows is lower than that of some other dairy cow breeds."
"Today, everyone is in for a treat. We will first select people to milk the cows, and then sterilize them. Then you can enjoy the fresh milk at noon."
"Shh!"
"Don't shout, it'll attract the host's attention."
"Don't--"
When it came to this part, everyone lowered their heads. Gong Wei, a man, has now become a cow. He has lost his gender and the autonomy of his chest.
"Brother, what mistake did this person make?"
Among the crowd, only Kang Yu and Lu Sheng looked up, while everyone else lowered their heads. No one wanted to look at Gong Wei's face, listen to his sins, or milk him.
Finally, at noon, they will taste cow's milk, goat's milk and various kinds of milk. Moreover, each cup of milk has a resounding name - ***'s milk. The person's portrait will even be printed on the disposable cup.
"Boss Kang, Boss Kang, come here."
"And the gentleman next to you, too."
Everyone else is like quails, and Zheng Miao is tired of these people who are not straightforward enough.
Lu Sheng's colleagues, who had been as quiet as quails, immediately started to make a noise.
Kang Yu pulled Lu Sheng forward confidently.
"You are worthy of being our President Kang. We are relieved to know that you are in charge of the economic development of Nanshi!"
"Come on, step forward. I know everything you want to hear."
Zheng Miao smiled brightly, her focus was mostly on Kang Yu, and Lu Sheng beside her was a bit like a foil.
The immediate crisis had been resolved, and the others looked up. They all wanted to see how handsome and elegant Mr. Kang, the popular boss in South City, was.
At first glance, she looked like a girl next door, but then her calm demeanor revealed that she was indeed a big shot. The crowd was talking again, and many people wanted to enter the bullpen to get close to her.
"Anjing, you didn't want to come up just now, and you don't have to come up now."
"Just have this gentleman cooperate with Mr. Kang."
Zheng Miao didn't even want to ask Lu Sheng's name.
"Mr. Kang, and this gentleman, please come over here and wash your hands first. Hand cleaning and disinfection are very important."
"Boss Kang, come here, give it to me."
Since her boss was coming on stage, Zhu Defen had to be prepared at all times. She quickly handed the disinfectant wipes to Kang Yu, not giving Ji Zhen any chance to perform.
Being watched by so many people, Kang Yu immediately regretted it. She took the wet wipes and didn't dare to look back. Lu Sheng on the side wiped his hands slowly, without any embarrassment of being watched by others.
Su Zhixiang pointed the camera at Kang Yu. Finally, Mr. Kang appeared in his camera. He suddenly felt a little touched.
"Okay, now, Mr. Kang, and this gentleman, please pick up the rag and wipe the public toilet's nipple... Press rhythmically with your thumb and index finger..."
Zheng Miao introduced the milking method step by step, and called the cow by its name throughout the process. The people below had different expressions on their faces, and from a distance it looked like an overturned palette.
"Tick tock, tick tock."
"Drip-drip-da-da-da-da-da"
After trying several times, Kang Yu was finally able to squeeze out milk successfully. She looked at Lu Sheng happily, her round eyes full of smiles.
Infected by her smile, Lu Sheng's mouth corners slightly raised. The colleagues in the back row had unconsciously squeezed forward because they finally saw Director Lu smiling with his teeth showing!
What does it mean to have never seen such a thing in your life? This is it!
Yue Qing, who was receiving the real-time "broadcast", began to smile. What kind of brother-sister relationship is this? This is clearly love! She forwarded it to Kang Shifu and his wife.
Kang Shifu was so anxious that he wanted to fly back immediately. He was afraid that if he returned home any later, he would become a grandfather.
Seeing that the two were able to operate flexibly, Zheng Miao began to educate them in this area: "Gong Wei, the protagonist of the illegal rental incident that shocked the whole country some time ago, he persecuted hundreds of women to engage in illegal activities of renting wombs, and controlled women through illegal means..."
"So, karma came in this life, and he didn't have to wait until the next life. He turned into a cow and permanently lost control of his breasts and uterus."
“Other bulls are welcome to come to the farm for breeding.”
"The victim's family members even said that they would never let Gong Wei have a rest. He should spend his entire life like this without stopping for a moment!"
As Zheng Miao spoke in a loud and firm voice, Kang Yu milked the cow and looked at the photos posted on it, and then she used her imagination.
Uh~ I’d better not watch it and just concentrate on milking.
After the squeeze, Kang Yu's hands felt a little sore, so Zhu Defen immediately stepped forward to help her massage. Her round body blocked all those who were ready to make a move for Kang Yu.
"Thanks to our Mr. Kang for his hard work! And of course this gentleman, anyone who can drink Gongwei's milk today will be very lucky!"
"Everyone, tell me, isn't that right?"
"Yes Yes!"
"No, thank you--Bao, thank you!"
No, that's not right. She was the one who put in the work, so why did she say thank you? Kang Yu waved and was about to return to Lu Sheng's team. Before leaving, she did not forget to pull Lu Sheng along with her.
Otherwise, her brother looked so stupid, still staying in the cowshed.
Yue Qing, the only audience in front of the screen at this time, said: That's great, my son doesn't have a name anymore. He doesn't need his own name either, because from now on he will be called Mr. Kang's husband!
"Next, follow the old rules. Anyone who is related to it, come on, take a photo inside today and get some of Mr. Kang's wealth."
After Zheng Miao said this, the people who came up to take photos were not so shy anymore.
"Can Mr. Kang please take a photo with us?"
"Group photo? Group photo!"
"Boss Kang! Boss Kang!"
Following one person's bold speech, others in the cowshed also joined in the shouting. Everyone hated that cow, but with Mr. Kang joining in, the situation was completely different.
Kang Yu's attempt to hide herself failed. She felt a little embarrassed as she had no obligation to cater to those strangers.
Lu Sheng, who was standing by, naturally knew what Kang Yu was thinking. He was about to say something when he heard a deep and clear voice.
"Huh, I'm going to be angry."
"Me! Zhu Defen, the manager of Kang's Group, you didn't ask me to take a photo. I will be sad."
"Come, let me join you!"
Zhu Defen said this and walked into the cowshed.
Su Zhixiang: I didn’t expect that I could help Mr. Kang out in this way. It’s all my fault. It’s all my fault.
Ji Zhen: We are not from the same family, so we should live in the same house. Why didn’t I think of what grandma thought of? I am so upset!
Lu Sheng: Xiaoyu’s employees are really versatile!
After Zhu Defen trotted in, she stood in the middle without paying attention to other people's eyes.
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