nashuaworldcup Chapter 667: The Older You Get, the More Shameless You Get
Chapter 667: The Older You Get, the More Shameless You Get
They walked through the dense woods that seemed enough to trip up an elephant's legs, and every step was like a silent wrestling match with nature.
After finally breaking free from the entanglement of the branches, I crossed a gurgling stream.
The stream water was clear enough to reflect the embarrassment in people's hearts, but it couldn't wash away the embarrassment they had felt along the way.
Finally, they arrived breathlessly at the "spectacular" battlefield where the gang was catching the divine beast.
This is not a battlefield at all, it's just a scene of a bunch of naughty boys making trouble!
If these guys were to seriously fight an adult divine beast head-on, they would still be considered real men.
But unfortunately, they do not follow the usual path, and the means they use are even more despicable than stealing.
Picking on those soft, cute and silly baby animals is simply bullying the little friends in the world of mythical beasts!
Liu Yaoyao glanced over and sneered.
Wow, this lineup is simply the “Sunset Travel Group” of the Supreme Elders!
They all have white hair and wrinkles that can kill mosquitoes, but here they are arguing over a few little mythical beasts, like a group of old children who have regained their youth.
"The older you get, the more shameless you become."
Liu Yaoyao secretly complained in her heart but tried to hold back a smile, for fear that she would accidentally laugh out loud and be besieged by this group of "old naughty boys".
I saw a supreme elder, holding a seemingly ordinary walking stick but with a hidden secret, trying to use a rope tied with candied haws to lure a newly born little divine beast whose fur had not yet fully grown.
The little beast had a silly and cute look on its face, as if it was still thinking about the first difficult problem in its life.
"What on earth is this red, shiny thing?"
On the other hand, another supreme elder simply took out the tickler that he had treasured for many years.
He "gently" stroked the feet of the other little beast, trying to make it laugh so hard that it would forget to run away.
The situation was so out of control that it seemed like a rave party held by a group of drunk gods.
Liu Yaoyao and her companions' jaws almost dropped to the ground, and they collectively performed a large-scale "stunned" performance art.
This group of old guys are simply the "funny group" in the animal catching world.
In order to catch the beast in the cloud, he used all kinds of tricks, including coaxing, deceiving, jumping up and down, which made people laugh and cry.
This is not about catching a divine beast, it is clearly a group of naughty boys descending to the earth.
Liu Yaoyao rubbed her eyes to make sure she was not seeing things. This was indeed the internet-famous mythical beast in the Fairyland in the Clouds - the Beast in the Clouds.
Legend has it that although this guy’s fighting power is as weak as a one-month-old kitten, his healing ability is amazing, and he is simply the "super nanny" in the world of cultivation.
In this era when elixirs are so scarce that they are more precious than spirit stones, the appearance of the Beast in the Clouds is like dropping an atomic bomb on the circle of cultivation, making everyone itchy.
Look at those adult cloud beasts, each one of them is tied up and trapped in a carefully arranged formation.
His expression was so distorted as if he was participating in a "Who has the most distorted expression" competition, and he could only let out an angry growl.
Their voices were filled with deep despair towards this world.
Some kind-hearted little animals were not much better off. They were tied up with thin ropes, as if they were participating in an exhibition of "Whose pet is the most well-behaved?", but they ended up becoming an exhibition of "Whose pet is the most unlucky?"
As for those more powerful big guys, hey, each one of them is as cunning as a monkey.
They had already sensed danger and hid in the mountains and forests with their cubs, playing the game of "hide and seek".
Some even deliberately left a few footprints, as if mocking:
"Come on, fools, chase me, if you can find me!"
This scene was even more exciting than watching a monkey show. Liu Yaoyao and Ling Chenyu were so angry that they almost exploded on the spot. The little volcano in their hearts was smoking.
These guys are simply tired of living. They are more annoying than rats in the gutter!
Liu Yaoyao gritted her teeth and had already made ten thousand little circles for them in the little notebook in her heart.
She no longer cared about her ladylike image and directly turned on the "tomboy" mode.
His spiritual power rushed out like crazy, and his speed was so fast that he could catch up with the Husky from Mr. Wang's house next door.
The moment the little animal was rescued, it seemed as if time had slowed down, and the air was filled with the certainty of victory, and a little bit of smugness.
But the good times didn't last long, and reality soon gave Liu Yaoyao a loud slap in the face.
How could these supreme elders compare to the four rookies of the Hehuan Sect? They are simply an enhanced version of the BOSS group!
"Hey, this reaction speed is too fast!"
Ling Chenyu was stunned watching from the side, and silently gave these elders a "thumbs-up" in his heart, although he did it backwards.
In the blink of an eye, the fourth-ranked elder of the Plum Blossom Sect, Wen Huang, arrived.
That sword is famous for being "like a flying phoenix and extraordinary moves".
He just turned around slightly, and the sword energy flew towards Liu Yaoyao with a precision comparable to that of a rocket launched by NASA.
"Oh my god, this sword energy..."
Liu Yaoyao was frightened, but at the critical moment, she was no pushover.
She just flashed and made some "Lingbo Weibu" movements, dodging left and right, and she was playing with the sword energy like playing hide-and-seek.
"Humph, you want to hurt me? Practice for a few more years, sir!"
While Liu Yaoyao was dodging, she didn't forget to talk back. She looked like a funny version of a "female knight".
Ling Chenyu was surprised and amused as he watched from the side.
"This girl not only has explosive fighting ability, but also has first-rate talking skills. She is simply a walking joke teller!"
Just when everyone thought that the drama would end with Liu Yaoyao's clever escape, Elder Wen Huang smiled slightly.
"You want to fight me?"
He just moved his fingers slightly, and the sword energy that should have gone astray actually turned in mid-air and chased after Liu Yaoyao again.
This operation is even more exciting than a sci-fi blockbuster!
"Damn, nowadays, sword energy has learned to drift?"
Liu Yaoyao screamed in shock. This time there was really no way to hide.
At this critical moment, Ling Chenyu stepped forward and shouted.
"Look at me, the ultimate secret - invincible shield!"
As he spoke, he put his hands together, and a powerful wave of spiritual energy spread out from him, forming a shield shining with colorful light, which bounced the sword energy back.
"Wow, Master Ling, your skills are even more amazing than the protagonists in Korean dramas!"
Liu Yaoyao shouted exaggeratedly, with stars twinkling in her eyes, as if she saw the savior coming.
This wave of operations not only stunned everyone present, but also made this originally tense and exciting battle.
Ling Chenyu stepped forward at the critical moment and resolved the crisis with the "ultimate secret - invincible shield".
Liu Yaoyao was so excited that she almost gave him a bear hug.
It seems that this time, they can really go hand in hand in this world.
But on second thought, now is not the time to celebrate, there are still a group of supreme leaders who are eyeing us!
"Master Ling, your skills are so amazing that you can even participate in the 'The Most Amazing Skills Competition in the Cultivation World'!"
Liu Yaoyao joked while quickly adjusting her state to prepare for the next round of challenges.
Ling Chenyu smiled slightly, secretly feeling relieved.
"Fortunately, my shield didn't fail at the critical moment, otherwise we would have died here today."
At this moment, the supreme elders were not idle, and each of them had a sharp look in their eyes.
They all displayed their unique skills, some used magic weapons, and some summoned spiritual beasts.
The scene suddenly became lively.
"Oh my god, this is a party?"
Liu Yaoyao was dazzled by what she saw, but she was silently complaining in her heart.
Ling Chenyu frowned.
They already had a hard time dealing with just one supreme elder, let alone more than ten of them. They didn't even have the strength to fight back.
"Yaoyao, we have to think of a way. We can't just fight hard."
Ling Chenyu whispered to Liu Yaoyao.
Liu Yaoyao nodded, already having a plan in mind.
"Yes, we have to use our wits to get it right, not act recklessly."