After becoming a villain, I stay away from the crazy male and female protagonists

Chapter 394

Qin Wanyan and Xiaoyu returned to the farm carrying a bucket full of small fish.

"Wow! Such cute little fish! How could you bear to eat them? Do you want to steam them or braise them?"

Zheng Yingjun twisted his waist and asked while pinching his fingers.

Xiaoyu was so amused that she covered her mouth and laughed.

The originally somewhat unhappy mood was instantly cleared up.

"It's fried! I'll clean the fish, coat them in flour, and fry them. The kids next door are crying with envy!"

Xiaoyu couldn't help drooling when she thought of the taste.

Fried fish and chili powder are a perfect match!

"You can tell at first glance that he's just a greedy little cat!"

Zheng Yingjun reached out and rubbed her head twice.

"Come on, I'll help you!"

Qin Wanyan smiled. In fact, this is also a good thing. As two people get along slowly and understand each other, they will discover the shining points in each other.

"Wife, where did you go just now?"

Jiang Hao ran over and complained with a look of grievance: "You didn't even take me with you, I was so lonely!"

"Xiaoyu and I are going fishing! It's just a short while. You're not a little baby, so why can't you be alone?"

"I'm mature physically, but not mentally! I still need my wife's company!"

Jiang Hao was about 1.8 meters tall, and he leaned his body sideways on Qin Wanyan's shoulder.

Qin Wanyan looked around and shook her shoulders.

"Hey! Get down! There are people watching us!"

"Let them watch if they want to!"

He has no shame anyway.

"You are a boss after all..."

Qin Wanyan tried to awaken his consciousness as a boss.

"Ah~ I'm so tired! I want to hold my wife and sleep!"

"No reduplication!"

"Ah~Okay! I want to sleep with my wife in my arms!"

Qin Wanyan: ...

It’s better to use repetition!

"You're sleeping right after dinner, are you a pig?"

"Isn't it just right to take a nap after dinner? Honey, you must be sleepy too. Are you embarrassed to get a room to sleep in? It's okay, just use my ID card, no one will laugh at you!"

"Is this a matter of whose ID was used to book a room?"

"Then, shall I accompany you for a stroll?"

"What about the rest?"

"Oh, they said they had never had sex in the wild, so they went hiking!"

"What field battle?"

Qin Wanyan suspected that she had heard it wrong.

"It's... similar to real-life CS, right? Only the venue is much bigger, so you can play on the entire mountain."

"Oh...it's this field battle...ah!"

Qin Wanyan was startled and touched her chest.

"Why are you coming over here so suddenly?"

"Wife, what do you think this is a field battle?"

Jiang Hao looked teasing.

"nothing!"

Qin Wanyan refused to admit that she had just thought wrongly.

"Wife, do you want to go out and have sex later?"

A sly glint flashed across Jiang Hao's eyes.

"Okay!"

Qin Wanyan didn't think much about it and agreed happily.

Real-person CS?

Sounds like fun!

Jiang Hao, the big-tailed wolf, took Qin Wanyan, the little sheep, and walked towards the farm.

"Hubby, aren't we going to the mountains? Why are we going inside?"

"Because it's more fun to have sex in the wild!"

"Huh? There's also field sex in there? Is it more fun than what they have?"

"Yes! It's more fun than theirs!"

Jiang Hao directly booked the entire yard, playing! Wild! Battle!

When Xiaoyu came back with a bucket full of small fish, Qin Wanyan was gone.

"I wonder where my sister is! We agreed to take her bird hunting after we catch the fish!"

"Oh, she must be with Haozi, just ignore them!"

"Oh fine!"

It is a sin to disturb other people's love affairs, so Xiaoyu simply decided not to join in the fun.

"What did you just say? You want to take Wanyan to go bird hunting? Why don't you take me with you? I'm very talented!"

"what?"

Towards evening, a group of people came back in a dishevel.

"Those stinky men didn't give us any mercy just now!"

"Hey, hey, hey, you women are so fierce. We'll give you some time. Are you still going to fight? Just wipe us out!"

"You guys cummed all over my new clothes!"

"Fuck, you're still talking? Did you tear my clothes? Was it you?"

"What a hearty duel!"

“It’s a shame the boss isn’t attending!”

"Hey? The boss didn't see anyone, so how come Zheng Yingjun didn't see him either?"