After becoming a villain, I stay away from the crazy male and female protagonists

Chapter 512

"Do you want to go back?"

Jiang Hao tightened his arms around Qin Wanyan's shoulders.

"I wonder if the master has returned..."

“Just check the positioning!”

"Hmm? Did you install a GPS for the master?"

"Hey, I activated the location on her phone, let me check!"

Jiang Hao took out his cell phone and turned on the positioning software.

"Mother-in-law is heading home! It seems like they chatted for quite a while!"

Jiang Hao's aunt smiled.

"Then we'll go back later and pretend we don't know?"

Qin Wanyan thought, Grandma Feng would probably feel embarrassed!

"Should we investigate Xia Guofeng? You know, men's words can be deceiving. After so many years, could he be trying to fool Grandma Feng?"

Qin Wanyan had an expression of "what are you talking about?"

"Aren't you a man too?"

"Yes! I'm a man, but I... am a special case! But other men may not be the same! For the happiness of Grandma Feng, I think we should check it out!"

"I checked it out a long time ago!" Qin Wanyan pulled out a file from her phone. "Here, this is his information from all these years!"

"Wuhu~ Honey, you're so quick!" Jiang Hao gave a thumbs-up and quickly took the phone. "I almost suspected that you had checked me out completely before I even walked in, leaving me with nothing but my shorts!"

"I'm not interested in knowing about shorts! But I know everything about you since you were a child, including when you blocked a girl in the bathroom in high school!"

"I didn't! I didn't!" That was done by the original owner!

Jiang Hao was speechless.

"So, when I first saw your profile, I lost interest in you!"

Jiang Hao breathed a sigh of relief. Fortunately, she was not interested, otherwise the original owner would have gotten it for free.

Thinking of this, he felt happy.

Hey, it turns out that marriage is destined by heaven. People who are not destined to be together will not be able to seize the opportunity even if they are given it!

He and his wife are a perfect match!

"Wife, do you like me now?"

Jiang Hao tilted his head and put his face in front of Qin Wanyan.

"Pfft! Acting cute is a foul!"

Qin Wanyan pinched his face.

"What rules did you break? House rules?" Jiang Hao curled his lips, "Then how do you want to punish me?"

"Ahem! I bought you a new set of clothes! It looks better with the lights off!"

"What kind of clothes do you need to wear with the lights off?" Jiang Hao straightened up, looking curious.

He had seen many clothes that could be worn with the lights on, but this was the first time he had seen clothes that could only be seen with the lights off!

"How about...we go back?"

"Go! Go back!"

Qin Wanyan was very happy. She liked the fact that Jiang Hao didn't spoil the fun at all and was actively cooperating!

"Zheng Yingjun! Gone! Back home!"

Jiang Hao greeted Zheng Yingjun who was watching TV series in the tent.

"What? Leaving so soon?"

"If you want to stay overnight, I'll leave the tent for you! No thanks!"

"Then how am I supposed to take it back the next day?"

"My people will come and collect it!" Jiang Hao couldn't wait to take Qin Wanyan to where the plane was parked. "You can have fun by yourself! My wife and I are leaving first!"

"Hey! How am I going to get home tomorrow?"

"How did you get up here? How will you get back down?"

By the time Zheng Yingjun rolled out, the helicopter had already taken off with a roar.

"Oh my god! He really left? Gou Haozi!"

Jiang Hao waved at him in mid-air, even though he knew he couldn't see.

"Hahaha! I told you to be a light bulb!"

Jiang Hao holds grudges against others!

Qin Wanyan shook her head.

She expressed her incomprehension of the unique way men connect with each other.

If it was between girls, it would probably be a fierce battle, right?

"We came to the mountains and did nothing. What a shame!"

Jiang Hao muttered.

"What else are you planning to do?" Qin Wanyan narrowed her eyes. "I've prepared a tent, aren't you planning to..."

"Hey, no, no! Look into my big, innocent eyes!"

"I just saw there's a toolbox in the tent... What do you want to do?"

"Well...it's just for emergencies! Need to fix the tent or something!"

Jiang Hao looked serious and said that he was definitely not that kind of person.

Qin Wanyan had an expression that said, "Do you think I believe it?"

When we returned to the villa, Grandma Feng had already returned to her room.

Hearing the noise outside, she came out to look.

"You just got back? I was just about to call you guys!"

"Grandma! Did you have fun today?"

Jiang Hao walked forward with a playful smile.

"What's the fun? He just made me a meal, and then we ate and talked together! That's all!"

Grandma Wind emphasized.

"Oh~ Okay, okay~ Just look at the stars and the moon, drink tea and chat!"

The Wind Fairy couldn't argue with him, so she took action.

"Ouch! Grandma, why do you always hit people?"

"I told you not to tease me!"

"I didn't! Wife, save me!"

"It's useless even if the king of heaven comes! You little bastard, you're itching for trouble!"

Qin Wanyan watched the old man and the young boy playing with a smile, poured herself a glass of water, and stood by to watch.

It’s so nice to have a lively and bustling home!

In fact, it seemed that Grandma Feng was chasing Jiang Hao and beating him, but in fact, Jiang Hao was giving in to her.

Whenever Jiang Hao saw that Grandma Feng couldn't catch up with him, he would let her hit him on purpose.

It was basically Jiang Hao driving the wind around the house.

"Hoo...Hoo...You little bastard! I'm not going to play with you anymore! My old bones are about to fall apart!"

"Hey, what are you talking about, mother-in-law? You just hit me ten times. Considering this record, you are being modest! You are still strong even in your old age!"

"Stinky boy!"

The corners of Wind Fairy's mouth couldn't help but rise.

How could she not know that Jiang Hao was giving in to her!

"Hey! Grandma, it's getting late, you should go to bed early! You must be eager to go to the senior citizen university and study hard tomorrow! Don't worry, I'll drive you there in the morning! I guarantee that those old men and women won't dare to bully you!"

"Who wants you to send me off? Old Xia will come to pick me up!"

"Oh my! Old Xia! You're calling us like an old married couple! Tsk tsk tsk!"

"Are you itching for trouble again? He just happened to be passing by!"

"Oh, from the east to the west, right?"

Jiang Hao exposed it mercilessly.

He just visited Xia Guofeng's house, which is not far from this villa!

I drove here in the morning and then drove to school in the opposite direction!

Well, it’s really going smoothly!

But as for love! Whether it’s young or old, it’s all the same!

IQ is reduced to zero!

"Hubby, I'm tired, let's go upstairs and rest!"

Qin Wanyan spoke up at the right time to help Grandma Feng resolve the embarrassment.

"Right, right, right! You youngsters should go to bed early! Don't stay up late at night and still watch movies!"

"Ah! I got it, mother-in-law!"

Jiang Hao quickly pulled Qin Wanyan upstairs.

I don’t know if Grandma Feng heard any sounds other than the movie at night. Anyway, Jiang Hao decided that he would shout more quietly tonight!