After becoming a villain, I stay away from the crazy male and female protagonists

Chapter 526

"Grandma, if Teacher Xia bullies you, just call us! We'll come pick you up right away!"

Jiang Hao was sitting in Qin Wanyan's car and shouted to Feng Po Po in Xia Guofeng's car.

This forced Xia Guofeng, a good-natured man, to become anxious.

"I won't give you this chance!"

"Hahahaha!"

When they reached the three-way intersection, the two cars flashed their lights, said hello, and went home.

Jiang Hao couldn't help but laugh when he saw Qin Wanyan still looking at the ring on her hand.

"So happy?"

"Hehe! Of course I'm happy! Someone proposed to me!"

Qin Wanyan raised her hand, held the ring to the light, looked left and right, and couldn't see enough of it.

"You mean, if someone proposes to you, you'll be happy?"

Jiang Hao was a little jealous.

Qin Wanyan put down her hand and looked at Jiang Hao, who was pouting and expressing his dissatisfaction, and sighed heavily.

"Hey...you look quite smart, why would you say such stupid things?"

"Alright! You called me stupid! Just wait and see how I tickle you!"

Jiang Hao reached out and scratched Qin Wanyan's weak spot.

"Ah! Hahaha! You... stop it! Stop! Hahaha! You can't use this trick every time! Hahaha!"

"Hehe! What's wrong with using the same trick every time? As long as it works, that's all!"

"Hahaha! If you...if you don't stop...I will...I will..."

"What do you do?"

"I'm just angry! Hahahaha!"

Qin Wanyan was almost laughing to death!

Seeing that her face was red from laughing, Jiang Hao paused and let her catch her breath.

Qin Wanyan thought he had a change of heart, but in the end, he really just gave her a chance to catch her breath before launching another attack.

"what!"

A sharper scream rang out in the car. The driver in front was too embarrassed to watch and silently closed the partition.

The final outcome, of course, was that Qin Wanyan was pushed down on the seat and bitten by Jiang Hao in this way and that way.

"Chirp~"

"Chirp~"

Jiang Hao kept biting Qin Wanyan's face, but Qin Wanyan held his face with both hands to stop him from continuing.

"Oh my! Are you done yet? Your saliva is all over my face!"

"Got saliva? Then I'll help you lick it clean!"

"what!"

When the car stopped at the door of the villa, the driver disappeared quickly.

After a long time, Jiang Hao got out of the car, holding the blushing Qin Wanyan in his arms, and ran upstairs in two steps.

"I'm going to take a shower!"

"I'll help you!"

"No need! Go wash next door!"

As soon as Jiang Hao left the room, the door was closed by Qin Wanyan.

"Wife! Wife, why are you closing the door?"

"You'll sleep next door today!"

Qin Wanyan looked very proud.

Humph, if you dare to tickle her, you will have to bear the consequences of her wrath!

"Honey, please don't. I can't sleep without you by my side."

"Haha, you can't sleep? You can just fall asleep right away, how can you not sleep?"

"No, no, it's you who can't sleep! Honey, you forgot, you have insomnia, and you can only sleep when I hold you in my arms!"

"How long ago was this? The master has already helped me adjust it!"

Jiang Hao held the bath towel with a bitter face, thinking of a solution at the door.

"Honey, I didn't bring my shorts. Can I go in and get them?"

"There are spare shorts for you in the next room!"

"Wife, Grandma Feng agreed to let Xia Guofeng stay at her house today, but you forced me to sleep next to you. How could you bear it?"

"I'm helping you cultivate your character! All the information in my head is uncensored, so can you tell me yourself?"

"We're newlyweds...let me think about what's wrong?"

"You not only think about it, you also do it!"

"Then why don't you move back? This time I won't resist. I'll just stay still down there! Okay?"

Qin Wanyan felt something was wrong with what she heard, and it took her a long time to react.

"Get out! I'm going to take a shower! If you scream again, I'll have someone send you to live at Zheng Yingjun's house!"

Jiang Hao shut up.

Disgusting!

Qin Wanyan finally took a hot bath in peace and quiet without having to worry about anyone suddenly breaking in.

"La la la~"

Humming a song, I walked out of the bathroom in my newly customized bathrobe. Just as I was about to go to the makeup mirror to apply bedtime essence, I was startled by someone suddenly appearing in the mirror.

"what!"

"Shhhhhhh!" Jiang Hao stepped forward quickly, "It's me, it's me!"

Qin Wanyan breathed a sigh of relief: "Where did you come from? Why are you dressed... like this?"

"Balcony! Your balcony door is open! I'm dressed like this because you think I'll do something to you... I can't do anything by dressing like a little green frog, right?"

Qin Wanyan looked him up and down.

Jiang Hao was seen wearing a one-piece plush green frog pajamas, with his hands in his pockets, looking very well-behaved.

"How did you put it on? It doesn't even have a zipper!"

Qin Wanyan began to pull off Jiang Hao's clothes.

"Wife, don't worry about how I put it on. Just watch and see if I can still do bad things."

"Doing something bad...it seems difficult to take off..." Qin Wanyan lowered her head to confirm whether there was any hidden secret.

"Hey, hey, hey! What do you want to do to me, honey?"

Jiang Hao hurried to Wudang.

"Let me see! The top won't fit. Is there a hidden button at the bottom? What if you turn into a wild beast when you sleep at night?"

"Honey! Look at my sincere eyes! Really! I won't! How can a man think about that every day? Wouldn't he be ruined?"

While Qin Wanyan was still hesitating, Jiang Hao had already picked up the lotion and essence on the table and applied them to her in order.

"Okay honey, it's time for bed!"

When your wife can't make a decision for a while, as a caring husband, you should help her make the decision!

Qin Wanyan always felt that something was wrong, but she didn't know what it was.

Jiang Hao pushed her onto the bed reluctantly.

"Okay, honey, let's go to sleep! Look at me now, haven't I done anything?"

"Well! Then just behave yourself! If you wake me up, I'll throw you right off the second-floor balcony!"

"Good wife!"

Jiang Hao slept very straight.

Qin Wanyan turned off the lights and turned her back to sleep.

Jiang Hao, who was standing next to him, hadn't been quiet for two minutes when he pulled Qin Wanyan into his arms. Their bodies were pressed against each other so firmly that he sighed in comfort.

Qin Wanyan struggled twice.

"Could you please not cling so tightly to me? It's too hot!"

"No! You'll just roll into my arms when you fall asleep anyway...it'll be the same!"

Jiang Hao rubbed her neck and took a deep breath.

Mmm, my wife smells so good! This is the smell!

"It's so itchy! Don't put your nose there! The air you exhale is so itchy! I can't sleep!"

"I told you that you wouldn't be able to sleep without me singing in your ear! Come, I'll sing a song for you~"

Qin Wanyan quickly turned around and covered his mouth with her hand.

"Shut up! Go to sleep!"

Qin Wanyan adjusted herself to a comfortable position, then leaned back in his arms and fell asleep.