nashuaworldcup Chapter 14 The whole internet is in an uproar: Is this content that can be listened to without payin
Chapter 14 The whole internet is in an uproar: Is this content that can be listened to without payin
"Honey, how about we explain this? Otherwise, tomorrow's top trending topic will definitely be 'Su Qingge disturbing the peace late at night'."
Under the quilt, Lin Zhou's voice of needing to be beaten came out muffled, with a laziness that was not too big a deal to watch the excitement.
Su Qingge, like a cat with its fur standing on end, suddenly threw off the covers, her face flushed crimson. She glared at the still-smiling man beside her, wishing she could put on a show of "sacrificing family for the greater good."
"Explanation? How can this be explained!"
She lowered her voice and growled through gritted teeth, "You said the bed leg broke? You said you held on for half an hour to keep the bed frame up? Who would believe that! Even a screenwriter wouldn't dare write such nonsense!"
indeed.
This reason sounds even more outrageous, and even more...pornographic, than "push-ups".
At this point, the chat in the live stream had completely gone crazy.
The server's backend data was fluctuating wildly, and the programmers were cursing as they frantically expanded the server's capacity, fearing that this massive surge of traffic would overwhelm it.
The hashtag #SuQinggeLinZhouDoesPushUpsAtNight# skyrocketed, reaching the top of Weibo's trending topics list in just three minutes, followed by a bright purple "hot" label.
Even more sensationalist marketing accounts took a screenshot of Nuonuo's "vivid" description and paired it with various suggestive headlines:
Shocking! The private life of the aloof diva exposed!
Even in a dilapidated house and cold cave, passion burns brightly!
The Secret to a gigolo's stamina: Making a diva moan and groan!
Su Qingge looked at the constant stream of news notifications popping up on her phone and felt like the sky was about to fall.
She took a deep breath, forcing herself to calm down. As a diva who had been in the entertainment industry for many years, she knew that the more she avoided it, the more people would confirm it.
"call……"
Su Qingge tidied her messy long hair, pulled up her slipped bra strap, and then faced the camera again, forcing a smile that looked more like a grimace.
"Um... good morning everyone. Regarding what Nuonuo said earlier, it was actually a misunderstanding."
"Last night...last night the bed wasn't very sturdy, there was a small problem. Lin Zhou...he was fixing the bed. Yes, fixing the bed!"
She tried her best to appear sincere, but her shifty eyes and flushed ears betrayed her panic.
The screen was instantly flooded with comments:
"Repair the bed? Got it, got it."
"The bed: I was terrified. The vibration was so strong that it cracked."
"No need to explain, we all understand! Young people, full of energy, and this dilapidated house isn't well soundproofed, so we're understanding."
"Goddess, stop explaining! It's making things worse! Does fixing a bed require all this whining and groaning?"
"So repairing beds can be a fun activity? I've learned something new!"
Seeing the screen filled with "I understand," Su Qingge closed her eyes in despair.
This generation of netizens is hopeless.
Just then, Lin Zhou, who had been lying inside, finally stirred.
He stretched out a big yawn, his joints cracking and popping. Then, under the gaze of millions of eyes across the internet, he simply threw off the covers and sat up.
He was shirtless because he had worked up a sweat while "fixing the bed" last night.
The morning sunlight shone on him, as if gilding his strong muscles with a layer of gold glaze.
Broad shoulders, well-defined pectoral muscles, and neatly arranged eight-pack abs rose and fell slightly with his breathing. Especially striking were the deep, sexy V-lines on his waist and abdomen, extending all the way to the edge of his loose pajama pants, sparking endless fantasies.
The barrage of lewd comments, which had been going on like crazy, suddenly went silent for a brief moment.
Immediately afterwards, the perverts (old perverts) collectively let out a groundhog-like scream:
"Holy crap! Is that body even real?"
"I came here to see a joke, why am I suddenly getting a nosebleed?"
"Is this what a gigolo has to offer? To be honest, I could play around with that physique for a year!"
"No wonder Goddess Su was whining... I would have whined too!"
"Who could resist this! This isn't just being a kept man, this is earning a living through one's own abilities!"
Lin Zhou seemed completely unaware that he was "selling his body".
He casually ruffled his messy hair, yawned, and looked like he hadn't woken up yet. He then stepped over Su Qingge with his long legs and got off the bed to get a drink of water.
As he passed in front of the camera, he seemed to suddenly remember something, turned to the side, raised an eyebrow at the camera, and spoke in a nonchalant tone:
"Don't listen to the kids' nonsense about push-ups or not."
"We have proper...physical training."
After saying that, he deliberately showed off his strong arm muscles, a mischievous smile playing on his lips: "After all, health is the foundation of everything."
This move immediately drew a lot of ridicule.
Is this a denial? This is clearly blatant boasting!
Su Qingge was so angry at his shameless act of getting the better deal that she gritted her teeth.
This guy definitely did it on purpose!
Looking at Lin Zhou's broad back, she recalled how he had held himself up against the bed last night, sweat streaming down his back, and her heart skipped a beat for no apparent reason.
Although this guy has a sharp tongue, I did feel quite safe last night...
"You...you should put your clothes on first!"
Enraged, Su Qingge grabbed a pillow and threw it at him, yelling, "What kind of hooliganism is this so early in the morning!"
Lin Zhou caught the pillow with one hand, turned around, and bent down to get close to Su Qingge.
The distance between the two instantly closed, their noses almost touching.
Su Qingge could even feel the heat emanating from him, and the faint scent of his hormones. She instinctively shrank back, stammering, "What...what are you doing?"
Lin Zhou stared into her panicked eyes, then suddenly lowered his voice and whispered in a tone only the two of them could hear:
"Honey, were you...shy just now?"
"Who...who's shy!" Su Qingge, like a cat whose tail had been stepped on, reached out and pinched his soft waist hard. "Go get dressed! Nuonuo's still watching!"
"Hiss—murdering her husband!"
Lin Zhou gasped dramatically, rubbing his lower back, and turned to rummage through his suitcase with a wronged expression. "Fine, I'll wear it, but why are you being so fierce? Who was it that wouldn't let go of me last night? I can still see their fingernails..."
"Lin Zhou! Shut up!"
Su Qingge went crazy and grabbed Nuonuo's teddy bear and threw it at him.
As the two bickering lovers flirted, the tone of the live stream subtly shifted.
The screen, which was originally filled with insults and mockery, was now mixed with some strange things:
"Um... even though I'm a hater, why do I find it kind of sweet?"
"You're already backing down? Can't you be a little firmer in your stance?!"
"But they're such a perfect match! A cold and arrogant diva x a cunning and roguish husband—this pairing is absolutely amazing!"
"Am I the only one who noticed that fingernail mark? It's a real fingernail mark! It's confirmed!"
"Oh no, I came here to criticize Lin Zhou, but now I just want to see them interact more!"
Just as Lin Zhou put on his T-shirt and was about to go to the yard to wash up, a familiar electronic notification sound suddenly rang in his mind.
[Ding! Detected that the host and his wife have completed a flirtatious interaction. Current family atmosphere: subtly ambiguous.]
[Random task triggered: Since your wife was exhausted last night (both physically and mentally), as the perfect husband, you should offer her thoughtful care.]
[Task objective: Provide Su Qingge with a foot massage or wash to relieve her fatigue.]
[Mission Reward: Divine Massage Technique (Ancient Court Style), 500 Points]
Lin Zhou paused, his lips twitching involuntarily.
System, be serious!
What do you mean by "I was exhausted last night"? Your wording is very easy to misunderstand!
but……
He glanced back at Su Qingge, who was sitting on the edge of the bed rubbing her ankle.
She must have bumped her foot when the bed tilted last night, and considering she wore high heels all day yesterday, she's probably not feeling well right now.
"Alright."
Lin Zhou sighed and resignedly walked towards the door.
"I'll go fetch water."
"What?" Su Qingge looked at him warily.
"Wash your feet." Lin Zhou waved his hand without turning his head. "You must have been exhausted last night, let me give you a massage."
Su Qingge: "..."
Live stream viewers: "..."
That's it, there's no way to clear my name now.