nashuaworldcup Chapter 220 Third Brother Secretly Takes Over Panmei Xiaosi's Last Wish "Ruoshui"
Chapter 220 Third Brother Secretly Takes Over Panmei Xiaosi's Last Wish "Ruoshui"
Mei Xiaosi slammed her hand on the table: Ladies and gentlemen! Today, let's talk about the dramatic life of the unlucky grandson, Chongfu!
On the day the Emperor granted a general amnesty, all the exiled prisoners in Chang'an were singing "A Good Day," except for our young master Chongfu, who was unexpectedly placed on the Ministry of Justice's VIP blacklist! He wrote a long essay overnight to appeal, but the memorial was even worse than a drifting message—it didn't even get a "read" mark! In the end, it was his grandmother, Mei Xiaosi, who gave him a helping hand: "My dear grandson, Grandma has arranged a beautiful and wealthy Turkic woman for you! Let's have a cross-cultural marriage, you'll find love and I'll handle diplomacy, a win-win situation!"
Chongfu's inner monologue: I can't even order takeout in Chang'an, and you want me to marry a tough woman from the grasslands? This marriage proposal is going to turn into a disaster!
It turns out the Turkic father-in-law had a three-pronged criticism of his previous son-in-law: "This son-in-law doesn't even have a Beijing residency permit? Damn! This Afu is perfect!!"
Chongfu ran away from the wedding, and ended up receiving a second exile as a bonus, being sent directly to Jizhou to grow mushrooms.
Zi'an, who was poisoned to death by his daughter, suddenly passed away. His wife, Wei Mai, quickly arranged for A Mao to ascend the throne, guarding against Chong Fu more strictly than against thieves.
As a result, Princess Taiping, along with Zi'an and the resurrected Sanlang, staged a massive "Chang'an cleanup," leaving the entire Wei Party (a popular online community) in disarray. Just as Chongfu was about to pop in some champagne to celebrate, another imperial edict arrived: "Dear~ Your exile package has been successfully renewed!"
Chongfu angrily threw down the script: "Is this lousy plot still not over?! I'm going to write and direct it myself!"
On the night of the full moon, Chongfu, along with Zhang Lingjun and Zheng Yin, whom he had hastily assembled, stormed Luoyang, only to find the city's defenders utterly bewildered: "These days, don't they consult the almanac before starting a rebellion?"
The imperial army poured cold water on the uprising, turning it into a half-day trip to Luoyang. Chongfu fled into the deep mountains and forests overnight, finally lamenting to the river: "This generation of NPCs is too ruthless!" before typing "GG" with a splash.
Netizens commented: "Others rebel for the throne, he rebels for a quick reincarnation!" However, the Turkic princess escaped unscathed: "Thank goodness, I almost became a widow who lost her fortune!"
Mei Xiaosi reigned from his ascension to the throne in 690 until he time-traveled again in 705, when he was already 83 years old.
This Ni Quan, also known as "Shang Shan Ru Shui" (meaning "the highest good is like water"), was a very promising "academic star" in Gaocheng, Hengzhou. After passing the imperial examination, he had a smooth career, starting as a secretary. "Passing five checkpoints and defeating six generals" was his daily task. From the Right Valiant Guard's Military Advisor to the Assistant Magistrate of Fuchang County, Luozhou, he made a remarkable career advancement!
He was incredibly lucky to be appointed as the Assistant Magistrate of Xianyang County in Yongzhou during the imperial ceremony at Mount Tai, and later steadily rose to the position of Assistant Magistrate of Chang'an County. Because of his exceptionally strong abilities, he was appointed as a Censor, responsible for the investigation of Jiannan Circuit…
His impartiality in investigation and recommendation left everyone speechless, and his political achievements were unparalleled. People were already numb to his promotions, such as being given the title of Grand Master of the Palace, Right Attendant Censor, and Assistant Minister of the Ministry of Personnel.
Although he had served as the prefect of Cizhou outside the capital, an "emergency recall order" from the court meant that positions like Imperial Secretary and Right Vice Minister of the Ministry of Personnel were no match for him! The more capable he was, the more important it was to make the best use of him. So, in the end, he was sent to Bianzhou as the prefect.
Zi'an, who transmigrated into the body of Sanlang, was greatly favored by the emperor when he was emperor. He was as incorruptible as crystal and obsessed with education. With a wave of his hand, the expansion of the Confucius Temple was launched, and schools in prefectures and counties sprang up like mushrooms after rain. He even personally served as a "teacher," a move that ignited a powerful wave of education throughout the land!
"Your Majesty, please be more careful! Those eunuchs in the south are catching birds like crazy, quails, mynahs, they're all stuffing their baskets! Look at the current situation—the farmers are toiling away in the fields, digging for food, and the women are exhausted from raising silkworms in their rooms! And you're letting these fancy little birds hop around in the garden, traveling all the way from Lingnan to Chang'an by cart and boat, it's exhausting! You're treating these birds like royalty, feeding them and changing their water constantly. The common people are probably grumbling behind your backs: 'Why does Your Majesty treat birds like fathers and people like dirt?'"
Upon hearing this, Zi'an scratched the kang mat and said, "Quanzi, I was just thinking of raising a couple of sparrows like a primary school student raising turtles, but who would have thought that these bastards would bring me such a huge mess! I've already had those dim-witted eunuchs executed one by one, and all the little birds have been released! I'll reward you with forty bolts of silk, go home and make everyone a flowery quilt cover—next time, if you have any honest words, keep yelling them at me. What I need is real information, and I'm really pleased with your straightforwardness!"
As the palace lanterns were about to go out, a tiger bone tattoo suddenly appeared on the back of Jiang Jiao's neck. The pattern was exactly the same as the witchcraft talisman that Xiao Si had refined years ago. Of course, no one knew why the Emperor was so proud of Jiang Jiao.
"Do you think Xiao Si raised Zhi Xu's tiger bones at the Jiang family for nothing? Of course, they're all family! But this Qiu Rongmu..."
Sanlang stroked the snow lion jade pendant presented as tribute by the Tibetan king, discovering that the back was engraved with a Turkic wolf totem—while the secret letter sent by Qiu Rongmu was floating in the charcoal brazier, with half of the coded "Turkic" characters faintly visible beneath the charred "Turkic" characters…