Da Tang Si Zi: My Six Super Rich Little Nuggets!

Chapter 238 Qiu Rongmu and Zhen Xiaosi order sauerkraut with Tang coins in Mu Village

0238 Qiu Rongmu and Zhen Xiaosi ordered pickled vegetables with Tang coins in Mu Village.

Xie Zhizhi, who was auditing accounts in Luoyang, looked at the broken abacus and felt a chill run down his spine: "This damned quantum entanglement!"

When Sanlang Zian pretended to pass by the Imperial Observatory for the hundredth and one hundredth time, and saw Xiao Si's bangs fluttering as she danced with her first love, he finally realized: "So, the 'Literature of the Concubine' that my great-grandfather didn't finish writing during the Wu Zhou period has ended up being continued in my body?!"

On the blue brick floor of Hanyuan Hall, Xiao Si was performing a set of Evil-Repelling Sword Techniques, transforming the Twenty-Four Forms of Tai Chi.

She felt an itch on the tip of her nose, and her "playing the pipa" move abruptly turned into "sneezing to terrify the tiger"!! The string of Kaiyuan Tongbao coins at her waist immediately jingled, just like the sound of court officials collectively protesting and striking their scepters at a court assembly.

Achoo! Achoo! The sneeze startled even the mythical beasts on the eaves and ridges, causing them to shrink their necks, but Little Rhinoceros's cloud hand remained suspended in mid-air, motionless.

The Empress's bloodline was truly remarkable; even though her sneezes sounded like two hidden arrows being thrown, the yin-yang symbol beneath her feet didn't swim out of its circle.

Once she had calmed her mind and focused her energy, she stared blankly at her surging breasts that rose and fell with her breath—good heavens, these weren't the curves of a young girl, they were clearly two large peaches that couldn't be hidden, as if they were stolen from the Queen Mother of the West, about to jump out and pay homage to Sanlang Zian!

"Zhen Xiaosi, oh Zhen Xiaosi..." she muttered as she finished her movements, "The Empress has made her mark in history, but when it comes to Consort Zhen, oh no, Consort Tai Zhen... well, all that's left is the word 'really fat' circulating among the people..."

It's all because that day when Xiao Si was secretly drinking Sanlejiang, she overheard the palace maids gossiping: "The title of that newly promoted Consort Taizhen, could it be a veiled reference to... 'Too big, really fat'? Cough, she has the real deal..."

"Your five years of practicing Buddhism with your hair still intact, in modern terms, would be called a gap year trial period expiring..." Xiao Si adjusted the semi-permanent mask that had been welded to her face since the time of Princess Shou, and suddenly remembered the secret letter Xie Zhizhi had sent via wild goose last night:

"This series of events in 745 should be renamed 'Rebirth of Mei Xiaosi, the Woman Beside Zi An'..."

After reading the letter, Xiao Si from the Imperial Observatory learned that she was originally a noblewoman from the Yang family of Hongnong, who had lost her father as an infant and was raised in Luoyang, the eastern capital.

The reason she wears a mask is because she is born with fair skin and a beautiful figure. Everyone has heard that the current emperor's Imperial Observatory has a clear and melodious voice, and she is especially skilled in graceful movements when performing rituals, and is proficient in the music of the pipa when communicating with the heavens...

That year, in late spring, when peonies filled the city, she had just tied up her hair and married the Prince of Shou. She moved to the Zhumen Prince's Mansion in Jishanfang, the capital of the Eastern Capital. She had spent countless springs in the deep halls of the mansion. In recent years, she had hardly stayed in the Prince's Mansion, but had been going in and out of the palace as the Director of the Imperial Observatory.

Five years have passed in the blink of an eye. Suddenly, Sanlang Zian issued an imperial decree to arrange for Xiaosi to enter the Daoist path with his hair still intact. Isn't this following the old path of Ganye Temple?

However, before she could remove her Taoist robes, she was summoned back to the mortal world. When she was draped in crimson gauze, there was no longer a masked Imperial Astronomical Bureau official. The newly appointed Imperial Concubine, who had received all the Emperor's favor, was revealed. How similar this was to the palace secrets of the benevolent Zi'an twenty years ago. In the past, Mei Xiaosi served the Emperor as a concubine, but now Qin Xiaosi serves the Emperor as the Imperial Concubine Taizhen.

In 745 AD, the five-year cultivation journey, which seemed like a long and dreamlike experience, came to an end. Qin Xiaosi's heart was filled with ripples, and he sighed, "Oh, what a tightly woven net! How entangled it is that binds me and Zi'an together so tightly! It's like an abyss, impossible to untangle!"

Looking back to 651 AD, Mei Xiaosi was twenty-seven years old, in the prime of her youth. She was not yet a budding flower, but she had already become the beautiful Mei Xiaosi.

Ninety-four years have passed in the blink of an eye, how similar history is! It has drawn a strikingly similar picture with a powerful pen! Little Si is also intoxicated by this wonderful cycle.

At this moment, the copper coins at her waist jingled again, as if keeping time for this absurd idea.

Xiao Si suddenly had a flash of inspiration: So she was following the path of Consort Zi'an?! At the investiture ceremony of Consort Taizhen... Xiao Si, who was slowly pulling up her silk skirt and revealing half of her chest, looked down at her skirt that was about to burst open and finally realized - history is just an endless, cyclical joke, the only difference being that the outfits are different each time.

That night, Xiao Si began to dream in reverse; she dreamt of a future timeline on March 18, 2025:

Qiu Rongmu took out a Kaiyuan Tongbao coin she had bought from Taobao and gave it to Zhen Xiaosi from the German Literature Department. The two had just finished ordering their set meal and were about to eat.

Zhen Xiaosi's eyes almost popped into Bavarian Sauerkraut Soup Li—Li Zian across from her was taking out a small gadget from her crocodile wallet, which looked exactly like a copper coin that her great-grandmother had kept hidden away!

Qiu Rongmu, the bookworm from the Chemistry Department of the University of Munich, looked like a dealer selling fake antiques at Panjiayuan Market: "Little Si, this is a blind box signed by Ouyang Xun, it's yours~"

The restaurant's copper chandeliers cast ripples of light across the dome, while exotic dishes served in rustic earthenware ware steamed with heat.

Zhen Xiaosi took the green, mottled copper coin and tapped it lightly on the edge of the plate. "Is this meant for me to follow Princess Taiping's example and use copper coins to ward off evil spirits from the West?"

Li Zian was using a silver fork to stack slices of pickled cucumber into the shape of a church spire. At that moment, the copper coin shimmered with a bluish glow under the crystal chandelier...

Xiao Si's eyes widened: "Wow! Ouyang Xun's autograph seems to be moving..."

Qiu Rongmu handed over a German-style jasmine yogurt: "This is called a three-in-one time-traveling Tang Dynasty coin that can ward off evil spirits, communicate with the gods, and protect against evil spirits~ You can use it when you miss your hometown in Northeast China..."

"Really? Don't be ridiculous..." Xiao Si's delicate hands trembled slightly as she took it, the cloud-patterned avocado-colored nail polish on her nails contrasting beautifully with the copper-green color of the Kaiyuan Tongbao coin.

As Qiu Rongmu handed over the cheese, the glass straw made a soft, crisp sound as it touched the ice: "Ancient coins have protected this thousand-year-old house, and the new spring has brought good fortune to the nine streets; even the rituals to ward off evil spirits have been prepared for you."

Zhen Xiaosi tied the coin to the Hermès scarf buckle and chuckled softly.

&34; So this is some kind of East-meets-West exorcism? You just used pickled cucumbers to build Cologne Cathedral, and now you're going to use Kaiyuan Tongbao coins to subdue the wolf in Grimm's fairy tales? &34;

Qiu Rongmu pushed up her gold-rimmed glasses, the lenses flashing with a Conan-like white light as she solved a case: "Wrong! This is to make you cosplay Princess Taiping and use copper coins to drive down prices in Europe—"

Outside the window, a light, damp rain, typical of Munich, was falling, but the Chinese copper coins under the Baroque dome inexplicably emanated a sense of warmth…