Slaying Gods: I cultivate the Heaven-Covering Technique in Slaying Gods.

Chapter 144 Garan, the 'Old Lady'

"Hurry up, your wife is calling you! She can't wait to run out and kiss you. Go now, it's a grand opening sale, offering a wife as a gift for your new grand opening!"

Lin Qiye shook his head: "No, you can have it!"

Wang Teng stared wide-eyed at Lin Qiye: "Wait, are you playing this big? How come I didn't know you were involved with NTR victims?"

"Screw you! You're just trying to screw me over. Let me tell you, I'm as smart as a jerk now!"

Looking at the incredibly shrewd Lin Qiye, Wang Teng shook his head: "Alright then, I'll go open the coffin. Thanks to Brother Qiye's generosity, I've gained a little rich woman!"

Baili Pangpang had Buddhist prayer beads around his neck, a garlic clove in his left hand, a cross in his right, and a Bagua compass at his waist.

Baili Pangpang readily agreed and handed his precious item to Wang Teng: "Old Wang, you go first!!!"

"No need for that trouble~"

Wang Teng stepped forward, waved his hand, and the coffin lid flew directly into the distance, landing next to the throne not far away.

"Seven Nights, you coward, I gave you a chance and you failed!"

As they were talking, a blue figure slowly sat up inside the coffin and looked at everyone.

The tense crowd froze, staring in disbelief at the figure inside the coffin.

Shen Qingzhu's expression turned grave: "No~, it couldn't be some kind of wild corpse from a mountain village, could it?"

Baili Pangpang: "There's such a beautiful female ghost in this world! Even if she were a ghost, I'd gladly teach her everything she knows! As long as you're brave enough, this female ghost will take maternity leave!"

Cao Yuan blushed, turned his head to the side, but couldn't help stealing a couple more glances.

Her skin was as white as snow, her lips were red and her teeth were white, and her eyes were like a pool of clear water.

Beautiful, so incredibly beautiful, like a fairy who has transcended time and space, carrying an ethereal aura that doesn't belong to this world.

Wang Teng nodded in approval, "Yes, her eyebrows are like spring mountains, her eyes like autumn waters, and her brows and eyes exude an indescribable charm. She is more eloquent than flowers and more fragrant than jade. She is truly captivating and irresistible!"

"Cut~"

Lin Qiye immediately raised his middle finger: "To borrow someone else's words, Lao Wang, you won't be able to eat four dishes in your entire life. That's exactly what he said when we went to see Pang Lun's crosstalk together."

The girl in the coffin saw Lin Qiye and the others, her eyes lit up, and she struggled to her feet, about to step out of the coffin. Perhaps because her joints hadn't been used for a long time, she fell directly towards Lin Qiye.

Lin Qiye not only didn't reach out, but instead quickly took two steps back, as if the girl in front of him was some kind of filthy thing.

Everyone: "..."

The girl looked at Lin Qiye with a mournful expression. In the end, Wang Teng couldn't bear to watch any longer and went to help the girl up.

"He's a hopeless case of male chauvinism, don't take it to heart, he's actually a pretty good guy~ By the way, what's your name?"

The girl opened her mouth for a long time, but no sound came out. She frowned in annoyance.

Baili Pangpang sighed, "She's quite a pretty young girl, it's a pity she's mute."

The girl waved her fist at Baili Pangpang, and Wang Teng pointed to the mural on the wall: "Alright, I'll ask you, just nod or shake your head, is that you on the wall?"

The girl nodded.

"Have you been in the coffin the whole time? How long have you been there?"

The girl blankly held up two fingers.

"Twenty years?"

The girl shook her head.

"Two hundred years?"

The girl continued to shake her head.

"Two thousand years!"

The girl nodded, and everyone was shocked. Nowadays, lying in a dark, cramped space for two days is enough to drive a mentally mature person insane. But this girl had actually been lying in a coffin for two thousand years.

For two thousand years, there was not a glimmer of light, no one to talk to, only endless darkness and loneliness to keep her company...

For a moment, Wang Teng and the others felt a sense of respect.

This woman in front of me is a ruthless one!

Lin Qiye coughed and said weakly, "I have a question. Since you've been in a coffin for over two thousand years, how did you manage to eat? And what did you do when you needed to pee or poop?"

The girl, whose face had been normal, suddenly turned pale!

Wang Teng chuckled and quickly pulled Lin Qiye, who was suffering from severe chauvinism, aside: "Um, sorry, he's just out of his mind, don't take it to heart."

An Qingyu pushed up her glasses: "I know, you're the girl in blue described in the mural, right?"

The girl in blue looked at the image on the wall, her eyes softened, and then she nodded to everyone.

An Qingyu's eyes flashed with a white light, and she said in a consultative tone, "Hey, according to the mural, your forbidden realm should be [Immortal]. How about we discuss something? Could you let me dissect it? I'm so curious about your body structure."

"Captain, someone's being indecent!"

……

Baili Pangpang asked curiously, "By the way, beautiful lady, after all this talk, we still don't know your name?"

The girl in blue looked somewhat bewildered, because the question of what to call it couldn't be solved by nodding or making a gesture.

After thinking for a moment, the girl in blue made a writing gesture in the air.

The considerate Baili Pangpang pulled a pen and a notebook from his crotch and handed them to the girl in blue.

Girl: "..."

Although she was somewhat disgusted, the girl still wrote two words on the paper.

Jialan.

Seeing the girl Jialan in the autograph book, Baili Pangpang smiled like a child weighing about 200 pounds.

"If so, one's handwriting reflects one's character; a beautiful person makes for even more beautiful handwriting!"

Wang Teng said quietly, "Then can anyone explain to me why this 'old woman' from over two thousand years ago is writing in simplified characters? According to the description in the mural, she should be from the Han Dynasty, and simplified characters shouldn't have been used back then!"

This was a question that no one could answer, because they were all stunned by Wang Teng's description of an "old lady".

The group continued walking deeper into the palace and soon arrived at the sleeping quarters.

The moment Li Deyang stepped onto the stone steps, the entire palace visibly trembled.

Yang Jian sighed softly, "As expected, I should have guessed it sooner."

Lin Qiye also seemed to realize something, and looked at Yang Jian, saying, "Cousin, you mean, Captain Li Deyang is like you..."

"Shh, cousin, look closely, and you'll see!"

Li Deyang stood motionless, as if struck by lightning.

After a long while, Li Deyang looked up at the palace and said with a wry smile, "So it was you who made me born in Anta County, the closest county to here. You were also the one who hinted that I should return to Anta County to work. Then you deliberately let me see that giant ant and then hinted that I should come to this palace. Sigh... why did you do this?"