Chapter 201 If Kou can go, so can I.
Chapter 201 If Kou can go, so can I.
Two sparkling divine essences floated in the air.
That's it.
It's still a result that Wang Teng was able to restrain himself.
Otherwise, Wang Teng would have completely devoured the divine essence.
Wang Teng walked towards the group: "Alright, that's enough for now. By the way, I'm all sweaty, do you guys want to go take a bath?"
Before anyone else could speak, Ji Nian ran straight up to Wang Teng.
Jinian's eyes lit up as she looked at Wang Teng: "Wang Teng, what's so great about Daxia? Come on, follow me, I'll take you through the fog, I'll show you how to be cool and take you to new heights!"
"Then you'll be stuck in the trash heap, right? Jinian, you're not learning anything good every day. Be careful, Ji Qianming might whip your butt one day!"
"Hmph, that old man Deng is probably out on a date with some beautiful woman again. He doesn't care whether I live or die!"
Wang Teng looked up at the sky, and Ji Nian asked in confusion, "Wait, what's with that expression?"
"Let me see if a bolt of lightning suddenly strikes down from the sky and blows you to smithereens! Seeing your miserable state, I'll laugh heartily, and then I'll happily blow my trumpet!"
commemorate:"……"
After making a rant about the white-haired loli commemoration, Wang Teng continued to put his hands into his clothes.
Seeing Wang Teng start to act all high and mighty again, Lin Qiye couldn't suppress his curiosity.
"Old Wang, what kind of trick are you up to now?"
Wang Teng reached into his robes and then pulled them outwards.
"Splash splash!"
One by one, Wang Teng threw the golden hoops on the ground, making a series of crisp, clanging sounds.
Everyone: "……(? ?_?)?"
Lin Qiye's defenses were immediately breached.
"No, Wang Teng, are you even human? I dressed up as a woman for that golden headband of yours, and then you filmed it..."
Before he could finish speaking, Wang Teng silenced him with a beam of golden light.
"Hehe, Qi Ye is talking nonsense. I, Lao Wang, am not that kind of person!"
Ye Fan said quietly, "Could you lower the price of this Void God Realm adapter for me? It's so much, I'm afraid I won't have the money to buy it!"
Upon hearing Ye Fan's words, Wang Teng took a step back, staring at Ye Fan in disbelief.
"Old Fan, even the landlord's family is out of grain, and you're still haggling with me? Are you even human?! I was working myself to the bone up there, don't tell me you couldn't see that. These golden hoops were made from those gods from earlier. I don't care, you can't give me back a single penny you promised, or else..."
After saying that, Wang Teng looked at Wang Qing and said viciously, "Otherwise, I'll just put a Kunlong Lock on you, so even if you have a girlfriend, you can only look at her, not touch her!"
With just one sentence, Ye Fan's face darkened, and Wang Qing almost buried her head in the ground.
"I……"
Wang Teng continued, "Really, Lao Fan, this is already a very reasonable price. A strange entity in Sichuan can log in for three days. There's no cheaper internet fee in the world. If that doesn't work for you, I have another solution: I can provide these devices for free!"
Hearing that it would be provided free of charge, Ye Fan hesitated even more.
Ye Fan glanced sideways at Wang Teng and asked, "You're really that nice?"
"Of course I can provide it for free. Along this street, from south to north of the city, everyone praises me, Old Wang, for being helpful and kind enough to undress people! However, the internet fee will need to be raised slightly!"
As he spoke, Wang Teng took out his little finger and gestured: "A strange object of the Sea Realm or of equivalent strength can log into the Void God Realm for five days. How about that? Am I being generous, Old Wang?"
"Hehe, Wang Teng, did you learn this from those phone credit sellers? This is even more ruthless than what you did before!"
……
After some playful banter, Wang Teng noticed that everyone's expressions had eased somewhat, so he looked at Ye Fan and said, "Haha, everyone, we've defeated the evil god from beyond the borders. Now, let Commander Ye Fan say a few words to us!"
Ye Fan: "..."
Without any warning or hesitation, Wang Teng simply shoved a microphone right in Ye Fan's face.
"I……"
As a result, Wang Teng immediately took the microphone away after he had only said one word.
"Alright, let's thank Old Fan for his remarks! Now, there's one more thing before us, do you know what it is?"
"go home?"
"Have a meal?"
"Playing mahjong?"
"Watching your captain dress as a woman?"
……
Wang Teng's face darkened: "Wrong, a whole bunch of them, thinking all sorts of nonsense. We didn't have a choice before, the Great Xia gods were reincarnated, but the situation is different now! The Great Xia gods will be able to repair the Heavenly Court in a few months and then protect the Great Xia. You few ceilings will soon be able to condense your divine sparks and advance to new gods."
Speaking of which,
Wang Teng was so happy he almost woke up laughing.
"Gentlemen, now that offense and defense are easier, the enemy can go, and so can we. They throw mud at us, but what about us?"
Lin Qiye hesitated for a moment, then tentatively asked, "Should I use mud to grow lotus flowers?"
Wang Teng: "(╯⊙ ? ⊙╰ ), I'll fuck your sister, Lin Qiye, don't run away, I'm going to break your legs in a minute! They're throwing mud at us, we'll just grab our AKs and go 'rat tat tat'!"
Everyone's eyes lit up, and a sweet smile appeared on their lips: "Haha..."
Wang Teng looked at everyone and said seductively, "Once the Great Xia gods have repaired the Heavenly Court's origin, and you five idiots, Lao Fan, have ascended to godhood, I will go into seclusion and then we'll go to Egypt to take revenge. I will share this glory with you all!"
Everyone: "..."
On the way back,
Wang Teng was preparing to go into seclusion to absorb the divine power of the nine Egyptian gods and the feedback from these celestial realms.
Lin Qiye walked over with a mysterious expression.
"Old Wang, Old Wang~!"
Upon hearing this, Jialan's ears perked up immediately, and she began to openly eavesdrop.
Wang Teng turned his head to look, and Lin Qiye leaned close to Wang Teng: "Um... Wang Teng, please help me!"
Everyone: "(-o⌒), Something's not right, these two are definitely not right! Look at the way they're talking, it's like they've eaten candy, so sweet it's almost sickening!"
Wang Teng didn't think much of it, because he knew what Lin Qiye was talking about.
"What's wrong? Is there a problem with you again?"
"Hmm~!"
Wang Teng sighed, "Sigh, I'm so tired every day! Alright, let's go to your room, I'll take a good look at you."
When Jialan saw Lin Qiye and Wang Teng enter the room again, her face darkened.
Baili Pangpang said dryly, "Miss Jialan, actually, well, sometimes feelings really can't be forced!"
……
Once inside the mental hospital,
Wang Teng said, "Alright, now tell me, what exactly happened?"
Lin Qiye helplessly shrugged, then pointed behind Wang Teng.
At that moment, a clear, cold voice came from behind Wang Teng.
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