nashuaworldcup Chapter 125 Not an inch of land will be yielded, let me give you a kiss (1)
Chapter 125 Not an inch of land will be yielded, let me give you a kiss (1)
"Your Majesty, please allow me to kiss you!"
Su Dingding grinned, revealing two blackened teeth. But that wasn't the worst part. The worst part was that he accidentally drooled, which landed on the Emperor's face.
The emperor's expression suddenly changed, and he looked extremely disgusted.
"Lord Zhang, what were you trying to achieve with your remonstrance? I grant it!" the Emperor shouted, trying to protect himself.
"Thank you, Your Majesty," Su Dingding pressed down on the Emperor's arm and said, "Is Your Majesty sure you don't want to... you know... with this humble subject?"
Hehehe, you big head!
The emperor shouted angrily, "Get off me right now!"
Su Dingding was unwilling and grumbled, "I deeply regret that I cannot become Your Majesty's person. How about I become Your Majesty's sworn brother?"
"Lord Zhang, what did you say?" The Emperor looked incredulous.
Is Zhang Hongzhi mentally unstable? Where did he get the audacity!
"Your Majesty, shall we become sworn brothers or not?" Su Dingding winked charmingly, the wrinkles on her face almost trapping a passing mosquito.
"Sworn...sworn brotherhood..." The emperor repeated out of curiosity.
"Alright!" Su Dingding pulled the emperor up.
She quickly bit his and the emperor's fingers, and then began to suck each other's blood.
Before the emperor could react, they pressed his head down and started him to worship heaven and earth.
After the sworn brotherhood was completed, he smiled with satisfaction.
The Emperor looked at his still-bleeding finger and shouted, "Someone come here! Summon the Imperial Physician! I'm injured!"
"Your Majesty, we have now sworn brotherhood. From now on, I will be your elder brother. We don't ask to be born on the same day, month, and year, but if I hurt you, I will be in your pain, and if I die, you will die too," Su Dingding said softly, hugging the Emperor's shoulders. "That means you must treat me well from now on..."
The emperor was stunned. He was only in his twenties, while Zhang Hongzhi was already sixty. How could they die together?
"Don't believe me?" Su Dingding said, then slapped himself in the face.
But the pain shifted to the emperor's face.
He covered his face in shock, his eyes practically bulging out of their sockets.
"Your Majesty, rest assured, as long as this old minister is alive, Your Majesty will be safe and sound!" Su Dingding said before swaggering out.
Get it!
Once he opened the gate, the concubines who had been unable to speak regained their voices and rushed towards the emperor.
"emperor……"
"Get out! All of you, get out of here!" The emperor smashed a cup in terror.
If Zhang Hongzhi dies, will he die too?
Is it true or false?
"Someone come here! Summon the imperial physician!" The emperor panicked.
the next day.
early morning.
The emperor looked pale and sickly.
Upon seeing Su Dingding, he immediately ordered the chief eunuch to summon him to his presence.
"Second brother, what is it?" Su Dingding asked.
"Lord Zhang, were you feeling well last night?" the Emperor asked tentatively.
"Big brother probably caught a cold and had diarrhea all night. Didn't second brother have diarrhea?" Su Dingding asked in surprise.
The emperor, with a bitter expression, waved his hand, dismissing him.
Sure enough!
But how can sworn brothers share the same feelings?
What should we do?!
Grand Tutor Li looked displeased upon seeing the Emperor's close relationship with Zhang Hongzhi.
Su Dingding brought up the matter of quelling the war in the Northwest again, and he once again voiced his opposition.
"The land in the Northwest is barren; it's really not worth the trouble and expense of a large-scale war. Lord Zhang has repeatedly..."
Su Dingding glanced at Grand Tutor Li, then slid sideways and fell into his arms.
"Oops, I fell down..." Su Dingding wrapped her arms around Grand Tutor Li's neck, gazing at him tenderly.
Grand Tutor Li's eyes widened, and he unconsciously wrapped his arms around Su Dingding's waist, his old face turning red!
The other ministers instantly forgot to breathe, and those with poor eyesight wished they could get closer to see.
The emperor also bit his lip and silently clenched his fist.
Kiss him!
He silently repeated to himself that some sins should not be borne by him alone, but should be shared equally.
Su Dingding lived up to expectations and actually pouted.
Grand Tutor Li tried to throw her away, but Su Dingding seemed to be attached to him and he couldn't shake her off at all.
"What kind of behavior is this? What kind of behavior is this?!"
Grand Tutor Li was so angry that his beard stood on end, and he twisted his head frantically.
Su Dingding pinched his chin with one hand, "Grand Tutor Li, you were quite the dashing man in your youth, weren't you? You still retain your charm now!"
"Lord Zhang, this is utter nonsense!" Grand Tutor Li cried out, struggling, "Guards! Your Majesty, please save this old minister..."
The emperor remained unmoved, his clenched fist still waving rhythmically as he kept repeating in his mind: "Sworn brothers, sworn brothers!"
Seeing that Grand Tutor Li was struggling so hard, Su Dingding had no choice but to ask again, "Grand Tutor Li, shall we become sworn brothers or not?"
"Sworn brothers?" Grand Tutor Li was somewhat bewildered.
"Okay!"
Su Dingding then pulled Grand Tutor Li along for another round of maneuvers.
The emperor swayed his body with a hint of smugness, a smile appearing on his lips.
The movements were fluid and graceful, and Grand Tutor Li stared blankly at the bitten finger for a long time.
"Grand Tutor Li, from now on you will be the third brother!" Su Dingding patted him on the shoulder.
The emperor was overjoyed, thankful that he had become sworn brothers early and was the second son.
Now, there's one more person with diarrhea tonight!
"Dismiss the court!" The Emperor waved his hand, his face full of smiles.
Upon arriving at the Emperor's study, Grand Tutor Li was still complaining to the Emperor, "Your Majesty, Lord Zhang actually dared to..."
"Stop talking nonsense. Come on, let your elder brother slap himself first!" The Emperor looked at Su Dingding with a grin.
Su Dingding immediately slapped himself twice, saying, "Buy one get one free."
She felt no pain, but the Emperor and Grand Tutor Li's faces were burning.
"Hahaha," this time, although the Emperor was also in pain, he still went to Grand Tutor Li first, looked at his expression, and asked, "How are you feeling, my dear minister?"
"What?" Grand Tutor Li was stunned by the blow.
Su Dingding slapped herself several more times without any hesitation.
"Stop!" Grand Tutor Li swayed, almost falling to the ground.
The emperor's nose was bleeding, but he was unusually excited.
"Grand Tutor Li, from now on you will be the third brother, and I will be your second brother, hahaha!" The emperor laughed somewhat maniacally.
"Your Majesty!" Grand Tutor Li was still somewhat sober. His daughter was the emperor's concubine, yet the emperor was here addressing him as a brother.
None of that matters. What matters is why they feel pain when Zhang Hongzhi hits them. Is this what they call sworn brotherhood?
"Second brother," Su Dingding said, seizing the opportunity, "The Northwest is in turmoil, and the Battle of Yicheng is of utmost urgency. I must personally lead the troops into battle, and my third brother will accompany me!"
"no!"
The Emperor and Grand Tutor Li both opposed it; wasn't that courting death?
If Zhang Hongzhi dies, they will be buried with him!
"Do not laugh at me, drunk and lying on the battlefield. How many have returned from ancient battles? Lord Zhang, please reconsider!"
Su Dingding, however, raised his head with his hands behind his back and said with great enthusiasm, "If only the Flying General of Yicheng were here, the Liu people would never be allowed to cross Yinshan!"