nashuaworldcup Chapter 68 Shocking! A martial arts master who ascended to immortality was actually in the toilet...
Chapter 68 Shocking! A martial arts master who ascended to immortality was actually in the toilet...
"hiss……"
After entering the Immortal Sect, when Li Muyang opened his eyes again, he was back in the dormitory toilet. With a wave of his hand, he restored himself to the state he was in before he left.
Yeah, I just changed my clothes.
To "ascend" into the toilet, this is truly unique!
"Boss Goose, you guys have quite a complete set of props!" Li Muyang said leisurely, "There's purple aura coming from the east, immortals flying through the air, a sky full of stars, and golden light receiving us..."
Goose: "Thank you for the compliment, but it's all your idea for this grand spectacle! We're just using it as a reference! These kinds of strange phenomena are only good for looking at, they're not worth much. You like to see them, so we like to create them too! They're really effective at fooling people!"
Well, Li Muyang's ascension phenomenon was all a grand spectacle orchestrated by the Management Bureau! It's useless, just for show!
If someone from the Fengling Yuxiu world were to break through to the Longevity Realm in the future, they would discover that they simply cannot ascend. The idea of shattering the void and ascending to the Immortal Realm is completely impossible!
Because... there are no immortals in the upper realm! There isn't even air! (laughs) Of course, that's assuming they understand what air is!
Ascension is a scam!
It doesn't matter. As long as Li Muyang has set this precedent, the legend of ascension will only circulate in the martial arts world. Even if others break through the Longevity Realm but cannot ascend, it will only be their own problem!
No problem!
This was Li Muyang's final gift to Wuxiang City! A mythical ascension!
Legend has it that on the day Wuxiang City was rebuilt, an immortal ascended to heaven!
Everyone in the martial arts world witnessed it! That extraordinary phenomenon could be seen throughout the Central Plains! Who could not believe it? Who would dare not believe it?
Don't believe me? Believe it or not, a celestial being might come down and beat you up!
In addition, Li Muyang's mysterious aura in the martial arts world allows him to appear quietly and leave silently!
Believe it or not! Believe it or not!
Li Muyang: "How is it? How is it? Yuxiu! What's the situation on your end?"
Bai Yuxiu: "Brother Li, you've made such a big commotion! Everyone here believes you've ascended to the immortal realm!"
Wind Chime: "A strange phenomenon! Good heavens! Brother Li, you didn't say it was this level of disturbance beforehand!"
Nan Ying: "This young master Liu's jaw is almost dislocated! He's staring longingly at the Shennong Beast."
Shennong Beast [?_??]
Nan Sheng: "The whole place erupted!"
Let alone others, even those in the know who knew beforehand that Li Muyang was up to something were startled by this extraordinary phenomenon! Old Li! You didn't really ascend to heaven, did you? Or was your departure just that commotion?
Impressive! Bai Muzhen and the others from Wuxiang City were sincerely grateful to Li Muyang, as this had provided Wuxiang City with an extra layer of protection, ensuring their invincibility!
Although Wuxiang City was wronged, its existence was too mysterious, and the full details of the truth were difficult to disclose. Even if it were told, not everyone would believe it. There were always some self-righteous people who used rather crude methods to clear their names. It would be quite difficult to change the existing prejudices in a short period of time.
But things are different now! Or rather, in the world of Feng Ling Yu Xiu, the ascension of immortals has become a mythical story that has shaken many eras!
Those who were unaware of the situation were even more shocked! None of them expected that Li Muyang, this seemingly mysterious and young martial arts expert, would break through and ascend to immortality so easily!
It should be noted that while most of the people in this group were martial arts practitioners, there were also other individuals, as well as residents of Wuxiang City. People from all walks of life were present and witnessed this grand ascension event!
Most importantly, it has to be that young master Liu!
Who is this? It probably doesn't need to be said, right?
Firsthand witnessing ensured credibility! People from all walks of life seeing this spectacle ensured its widespread dissemination! Li Muyang's mystery will also fuel others' imaginations!
I believe the world of Fengling Yuxiu will be quite exciting for a while after Li Muyang leaves!
As for whether a group of people will gather in Wuxiang City again, trying to intimidate others and explore the secrets of the immortals?
Hehehe! Let's see if Li Muyang can deliver justice from the heavens!
Getting back to the main point, Li Muyang should now check his mission rewards!
3200 Yuanyuan Points have been credited to your account!
With the immortal painting I acquired earlier, and my own martial arts skills, it can be said that my efforts were not in vain!
With the breakthrough to the Longevity Realm and the enhanced version of the first-generation cells, Li Muyang's biggest worry—his lifespan—is no longer an issue for the time being! It has already surpassed four digits!
Origin Points can only be used for lotteries, and since the pity system for beginners has already been implemented, Li Muyang doesn't plan to save them and intends to just use them for the lottery.
"Boss Goose, could you temporarily seal off my luck when I draw the lottery?" Li Muyang suddenly asked as he was about to draw his Origin Points first.
Goose raised an eyebrow: "Why?"
"You said it before, right? As long as the luck isn't consumed too much, there won't be a problem?" Li Muyang casually retorted, "So you mean if I consume too much luck, I'll easily run into trouble? Luck is supposed to be the foundation for survival, right? I don't want to be unlucky anymore! It's not worth consuming too much just for a lottery!"
The goose replied with great admiration, "That's right, you're right! I'm very satisfied with your character, host, which is not blinded by immediate gains! The principle is simple, but there are very few people who can truly do it."
"However, if you're worried about the energy expenditure being too high, you can rest assured. I've been keeping an eye on things for you, and I'll remind you when it really comes to a critical moment. Besides, you don't think having too much luck is a good thing, do you?"
"Huh? Too much luck isn't a good thing either?" Li Muyang stared in astonishment.
Little Sunflower… cough cough! Butler Goose’s class is in session: “That’s right! Your high luck only brings good fortune to yourself, but at the same time, this good fortune may bring disaster to those around you! You should also understand that good fortune is often accompanied by great risks!”
"With good fortune, you'll likely be able to turn bad luck into good, but the people around you are a different story! In fact, your good luck might even become a risk that strengthens the BOSS!"
Li Muyang's face darkened: "No way! Could it be that the reason Dongfang Yao suddenly broke through and strengthened is because of me?"
Goose: "...That possibility can't be ruled out! After all, host, your luck is just too high right now! And Dongfang Yao happens to admire you quite a bit! It's the kind of admiration that villains have!"
Upon learning the truth, Li Muyang fell silent for a moment! He couldn't help but feel a chill! He didn't need a villain... a man's appreciation was much better!
The key point is men!
A beautiful, sensible, and charismatic female villain older sister would also work.
Ahem! I accidentally revealed my lustful thoughts, but unfortunately, I have the desire but not the courage.
Since drawing a lottery wouldn't have a significant impact on his luck, Li Muyang felt at ease and started drawing. However, even with the blessing of good fortune, Li Muyang only managed to draw three unremarkable purple items this time.
Goose: Are you even speaking human language? Apologize to those players who wanted to pull for a four-star character but ended up pulling all the pity pulls!
Getting back to the main point, the three purple ones are the Flame-Flame Fruit, the Op-Op Fruit, and the Human Ski...
The first two are self-explanatory; in the world of One Piece, they are items that are used immediately upon consumption. The third item, however, is a skill… from Gintama…
Simply put, once you learn this skill, you can ski on anyone... It just might wear out your brakes, including but not limited to the single brake in the middle row and the dual brakes in the front row. Of course, you can also ski if you don't have brakes.
Li Muyang (╯‵□′) ╯︵┴─┴
What use is this skill to me, Mr. Goose?! Is the Bureau's prize pool system a joke?
And what's more! What makes this thing so special?! How could it be rated as purple quality?! And ranked alongside Devil Fruits?!
Even the CEO of Tencent was embarrassed to see this. The management bureau will be ruined by this bizarre prize pool sooner or later! Who on earth put this thing in here?! Take him out and shoot him! Executing him a hundred times wouldn't be too much!
Goose: "...Host, are you still going to learn this skill?"
Li Muyang: "...I'll learn! I've already taken it out anyway! Might as well learn it!"
Goose (￣ェ￣；): My god! This host isn't quite normal! Does he have to learn all these skills?
Ahem! Don't get me wrong! The reason Li Muyang wanted to learn this move is because it would at least give him a skiing buff! It's still a skill, right? Having more skills is never a bad thing!
Moreover, vector manipulation itself involves a means of controlling friction, which Li Muyang can use to continue sliding quickly. It's somewhat related to skiing, so I wanted to try to apply it to other situations... Never mind, I'll give up and not explain further.
(Even I, the author, find it rather far-fetched.)
With a long face, Goose watched as Li Muyang, Sakata Gintoki, and Hijikata Toshiro learned the skill of human skiing.
Yes, it really is a person... and it's even General Tokugawa Shigeshige and Group Leader Kondo Isao, who are only wearing bitter tea...
The scene was too beautiful; even Goose, the only witness, could hardly bear to watch! What a disaster! ╯□╰! Even Li Muyang seemed to be enjoying it!
No! For the sake of my host's normalcy and mental health, these nonsensical and shameless passive skills must be controlled! We can't let them run rampant like this! Otherwise, my innocent and adorable little host will be corrupted!
Emerging from the cultivation fragment, Li Muyang still seemed somewhat unsatisfied, which sent a chill down Goose's spine. This host was terrifying!
Next, of course, are the other two rewards.
"Uh... Mr. Goose, why are Devil Fruits only purple?" Li Muyang asked curiously.
Goose: "Can this thing extend lifespan?"
Li Muyang shook his head.
Can one become an immortal?
He continued to shake his head.
"Can it break the genetic lock?"
Still shaking his head.
"That settles it, doesn't it? This thing contains a bit of the laws of the world, and there are even other consciousnesses within it! It even has the PYROBROIN factor, a weakness (a special factor in seawater and seastone in the One Piece world). This thing can be simulated through some means! Just like Superman encountering Kryptonite! Willpower can overcome it, but it will inevitably be severely limited!"
"A purple quality is already a very high compliment for a Devil Fruit!"
"After all, even G doesn't eat the Flame-Flame Fruit!"