nashuaworldcup Chapter 382 A Cabbage with 1.98-meter-tall, six-pack abs delivered by mail
Chapter 382 A Cabbage with 1.98-meter-tall, six-pack abs delivered by mail
Chapter 382 A Cabbage with a 1.98-meter-tall, muscular physique delivered with shipping included.
L: Yeah, but I don't think it's possible. Our principal has lived this long and built up a lot of connections; surely he can't possibly not be able to hire a single teacher.
L: Judging from the person upstairs, you must be a freshman. If you told other cultivators that our Wanjue Academy's principal has connections, you would be laughed to death.
Forget about connections, the principal has enough enemies to circle Yangzhou. During the previous school anniversary celebration, a group of space pirates came with their weapons, along with other Mahayana stage experts. If the principal hadn't happened to advance that day, our entire academy would have been demolished.
You and I would most likely be the kind of people who stay at home and can't go to school right now.
L: Oh, that's serious? Our principal has so many enemies!
L: Absolutely. Luckily, he's incredibly strong. Those enemies haven't lived as long as him; most of them are already dead.
L：6
L: If that's the case, our principal is pretty awesome. If that's the case, what's there to worry about regarding a lack of teachers? We can just bring in another alchemist. We already have so many enemies; it's not like we'll have another one.
L: Dugu Junli: Are you polite?
L: If we do it this way, I feel other alchemists will really keep their distance from our academy.
L: Hahaha, the person who came up with this brilliant idea has a brilliant method. If it were really that easy, I feel our principal would definitely arrest them. The problem is that doing it this way would easily offend the entire alchemist community.
L (A cabbage with a 1.98-meter-tall, six-pack, plus shipping included): The funding has been approved, and the Danxiu Academy is under construction, but there aren't any alchemists yet. I was thinking of switching majors this September. We're in the planting major, farming every day, and I feel like alchemists don't earn as much as we do.
L: Don't worry, I heard they've already recruited two advanced alchemists. They haven't found a dean yet, but it should be manageable. The admissions office has started promoting the business to top high schools on various planets. I think it'll be able to get started.
L: It's a bit risky to major in alchemy. I feel it's not as good as majoring in planting. Ling Qing next door is studying alchemy. When the spiritual herbs are of high age, he has to pay for them himself. Alchemy is something that requires real money.
Many people with low talent find it difficult to get orders, and the pills they refine cannot be sold for a good price, making it difficult to support their families.
Moreover, I heard from the neighbors that their alchemy academy is experiencing furnace explosions every day, and they're already going crazy before they even graduate.
L: There's a guy who majored in alchemy, and I feel like I have a lot to say about it. He chose alchemy on a whim, thinking it would make money.
However, less than a year later, he already wants to change his major, mainly because he can't graduate. Several senior students in his major were expelled after failing courses. He heard that it's difficult to control the heat when refining pills, and there's no way to retake failed courses.
My brother deals with the alchemy furnace every day, and he's gotten several shades darker. When he came back for winter break, my mom and I didn't recognize him at all and almost kicked him out of the house, hahaha.
L (A cabbage with a 1.98-meter-tall, six-pack, plus shipping included): My mind is made up. I just submitted my application for a major. I think alchemy is definitely not as difficult as planting. You guys have no idea how ridiculous it is. I grow spiritual plants. I dug up a giant cabbage in a secret realm and painstakingly fertilized it for a year to grow it. I'm thinking I definitely won't fail my final exams this time.
L: And then, did you fail your exam? And what's with your name? How can a cabbage have eight-pack abs?
L (A cabbage with 1.98-meter-tall, six-pack abs included with shipping): I failed my course because after I matured, I became a handsome guy with 1.98-meter-tall, six-pack abs.
L: Wow, handsome? And with eight-pack abs? Holy crap, this is straight out of a fantasy novel, bro!
L: Are you sure this cabbage is a spirit plant? It looks more like a spirit beast that turned into a cabbage.
L: You don't appreciate a 1.98-meter tall, muscular guy with abs? What a waste!
L (Free shipping and a 1.98-meter-tall cabbage with a six-pack): This is a blessing for you, damn it, I'm a guy!
L: But he's handsome, he has eight-pack abs!
L (who offers free shipping and a 1.98-meter-tall man with a six-pack): Phew, I'll say it again, I'm a man! Not gay!
L: Where did this thread go? I feel like if I were reading a novel here with some music, it wouldn't be so dry.
[…]
——Wanjue Academy Conference Building——
Dugu Junli looked at the two advanced alchemists he had just tricked into coming to the institute on his personal terminal. He realized that at least one more advanced alchemist was needed before the Education Bureau could approve the establishment of their alchemy academy.
Dugu Junli held a meeting today specifically for this matter:
"Qi Xun, you know a lot of people, including alchemist friends who can all be referred, and there's also Ma Qian, Lin Zhen..."
Ma Qian looked at Dugu Junli's face, hesitant to speak. He did have fellow disciples who were alchemists, but due to Dugu Junli's reputation, they dared not come.
Dugu Junli looked around and saw that even Qi Xun was frowning with his head down. He sighed silently several times, blaming himself for being young and impetuous when he was in college and not considering the ways of the world.
Dugu Junli recalled the years when he was preparing to establish the Wanjue Academy. The situation was not much different from now. He had to beg and plead to get some cultivators who were not his enemies to join the academy. Even now, the Wanjue Academy still has the most teachers from the Sword Cultivation Academy. Cultivators other than sword cultivators are all very fond of holding grudges, and they still hold grudges now.
As Dugu Junli pondered, his thoughts drifted to Bei Mingzi, with whom he had a good relationship. Last time, Bei Mingzi had specifically boasted to him about taking on a disciple with an exceptional wood spirit root, who, if he remembered correctly, was also from their academy.
"By the way, Lin Zhen, which student from our Planting Academy has Bei Mingzi taken a liking to?"
Lin Zhen's understanding of the meeting was still focused on the discussion about internal referrals for alchemists. Dugu Junli's topic jumped around too quickly, and Lin Zhen didn't react for a moment:
"Our dean is accepting apprentices?"
"He said it was a top-grade wood spirit root. Our academy's students have good talent."
Lin Zhen's mind quickly conjured up the image of Jiang He:
“Principal, you know this cultivator too? He’s the MVP of this competition, Jiang He from the Sword Cultivation Class 1.”
"Jiang He, oh, this child... no, you mean Jiang He?"
"Yes, it's Jiang He."
Dugu Junli was unusually surprised. Jiang He was a talented child. He had thought that Bei Mingzi would take on students majoring in planting, but he did not expect that Jiang He was Bei Mingzi's apprentice.
Bei Mingzi had been showing off to him for a long time that day, but he hadn't mentioned his apprentice's name. It seemed that he was quite satisfied with Jiang He, and they were probably also interested in Jiang He.
Dugu Junli opened the ranking information for each trial tower.
Jiang He's name was prominently listed on the list of those who had cleared the seventh level of the Alchemy Tower.