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"How is the tribute fruit from Guangdong and Guangxi this season?"
I immediately praised from the bottom of my heart: "Not bad, not bad, this lychee is still juicy and sweet, it can be seen that I put my heart into it."
He smiled: "If you eat too much lychee, you will get angry. Let's soak it in the well before eating it...Leping, I will also send the lychees in my order to the Marquis of Chang'an later."
"I can't help it, I remember that the emperor also likes to eat lychees, how can this be good..."
"If you like it, of course I will satisfy you."
He spoke lightly, and I was almost numb to hearing - these days, such and such conversations have happened countless times.If it wasn't for the fear of being preached tearfully by Yu Shi, I think he would even give me a court dress embroidered with golden dragons.
And if I refuse with excuses, the seemingly gentle and caring emperor will immediately change his face: "Since the Marquis of Chang'an doesn't like it, it seems that the person who prepared the things was careless. Come here, blame..."
"...Hold on, Your Majesty!"
Thinking that although I, Rong Huaizhen, am not a loyal minister, I am not a treacherous and evil person either. How can I watch others being reprimanded by this tyrant because of me?
I will endure!
If the emperor's favorite concubine Chen hadn't sent someone to invite the emperor over, I think he would have sat on the sidelines and watched me again until I ate all the lychees he gave him—just like watching me eat them last time Like persimmons.That dried persimmon is really sweet. I ate a catty, and my throat has been hoarse for three days, and I still dare not complain—have you ever seen hostages and kidnappers complaining about poor food and poor treatment?
So right now, just like my name, I am sincerely praising the concubine Chen from the bottom of my heart for three days, one dizzy for five days, and my heart hurts.Although in her previous life she...
... In the last life... Duan Mingzhang was obviously not like this to me.If it wasn't for my eldest brother and second brother who both led the army to the northwest, I guess he would never have noticed that there is a mediocre and inconspicuous youngest in Dingbeihou's residence.
Neither my elder brother nor the second elder brother got married. Before leaving, my elder brother asked me to be crowned heir.In my previous life, the emperor approved it and put me in the palace to "Zhaofu"; in this life, the emperor refuted the zhezi, changed my style of painting, and granted me the title of Marquis of Chang'an, and I was still connected to the palace to "Zhaofu".
Our family of three huddled together, puzzled by the emperor's imperial decree.What my elder brother and second brother thought was, how could the stingy emperor suddenly be so generous?What I think is, Duan Mingzhang should not be reborn, right? ...But it's not right, if he is reborn too... It will be good if he doesn't kill our three clans, and give him a title? !My brain is broken.
So I suddenly thought about it, thinking, anyway, my elder brother and second brother will win and return to court like in the previous life, so Yin Yin told my second brother: "Second brother, you must take good care of your elder brother, don't let him stay up late at night." Looking at the art of war, and patrolling the three armies with dark circles on the second day, the thief is scary."
My second elder brother Rong Huaifang said: "...I see, I just looked at him."
I turned my head and told my eldest brother earnestly: "Brother, you must take good care of your second brother, don't let him kick the quilt in the middle of the night, it will be bad if he catches cold and catches the wind and cold."
My elder brother Rong Huaiduan said: "...I see, I'll cover it for him."
In this case, the army should be able to return to the court one day earlier... I breathed a sigh of relief, and then happily entered the palace.
Anyway, this time, I have mastered the essentials for harem survival.As the saying goes, you gain wisdom by eating a pit, in this life, I will never do anything that may offend the concubines in the harem—such as startling Concubine Wan’s cat, interrupting Concubine Cen’s dance performance, picking The flowers that Lu Guiqing planted, the crispy cheese that Concubine Chen wanted to eat...
My ideal is full, but the reality is too skinny.On the third day of my entry into the palace, I finally realized belatedly and horrified that—the emperor, he, his brain is really broken!
The emperor has 72 concubines in the Sangong and Six Courtyards, and three thousand beauties in the harem. Even if he wants to sleep every day, he will have to sleep for ten years.Even his favorite Concubine Chen, it is said that at most, he won the Holy Family only two days in a month.
However, since I entered the palace, the emperor has visited Haiqing Pavilion, where I temporarily live, every day, sometimes even twice a day!
——In this life, before I have time to do anything, I have to offend the three thousand beauties in the emperor's entire harem...