My buttons are perfect

Chapter 1

late at night.

The dark clouds quickly covered the moon and the stars, and there was a rumbling sound from the clouds, and dozens of snake-shaped lightning flashed in the sky.

There were bursts of thunder, but there was no rain at all. The roar was louder than the loudest, and dozens of lightnings circling in the sky suddenly closed together, forming lightning as thick as a bucket, and smashed down.

Lightning struck the open grassland, and white lightning covered the entire grassland. Amidst the flashes of lightning, a man in white clothes could be faintly seen lying on the ground, with blood stains on his clothes.

The grass around the man had been completely blackened by lightning and was still steaming.

Before the man could catch his breath, another bolt of lightning of the same thickness struck down from the sky. This bolt of lightning struck fiercely at the man who had no strength to resist.

When the thunder and lightning landed, a white light suddenly appeared, and when the white light faded, only a circle of grass that had been split into coke and a pool of blood remained on the grass, and the man disappeared without a trace.

In the villa area not far away, countless people were awakened by lightning.

There was a mobile phone that was randomly placed on the window sill, showing the off state, suddenly turned on, and then fell silent, as if it was catering to the thunder and lightning not far away...

Early the next morning, the bright sunlight leaked out from the clouds, lazily scattered on the pure black cashmere carpet in the villa area, with distinct roots.

"Jingle bell! Jingle bell!"

Early in the morning, the alarm clock on the mobile phone kept ringing, which was very ear-piercing. Qiu Qiu, who was still in deep sleep, turned over dissatisfied and kicked the noisy alarm clock.

The alarm clock stopped, but he was also startled by the soft touch under his feet.

etc!This is not his home!There is only one old man's mobile phone in his family, and the alarm clock has never been set!

Qiu Qiu jumped up suddenly, he remembered!

Yesterday was the "Crossing Immortal Tribulation" that he had been looking forward to for many years. As the name suggests, as long as he survives this tribulation, he can ascend to immortality.

As we all know, after the founding of the People's Republic of China, they are not allowed to become elites.

Qiu Qiucheng's time card was just right, and he gave birth to wisdom just the day before the founding of the country.

Over the years, thanks to his body, he has been able to hide in the Antarctic where no one pays attention to and practice secretly, and he has practiced for so many years.

The spiritual energy in the world is rapidly declining, and most of the spirits in this world have died due to lack of spiritual energy. Qiu Qiu cherishes his life very much, so he has been working hard to cultivate.

The hard work paid off, and he was finally made to wait until the time of crossing the tribulation, but who knew that the thunder of the tribulation was so powerful, it directly struck him to death.

At the last moment, a white light flashed before Qiu Qiu's eyes, and then he lost consciousness.

It stands to reason that although the tribulation thunder of the Immortal Tribulation is fierce, it is a bit different from yesterday's tribulation thunder. Is it the reason for the loss of spiritual energy in the world?

Thinking of this, Qiu Qiu suddenly remembered that a senior once said to him that he was destined to have a catastrophe, and he must have the help of an expert to get through it.

Qiu Qiu asked who the expert was, but the senior kept silent, only saying that the expert had met him a long time ago and had a fate.

Qiu Qiu didn't know it at the time, so now it seems that yesterday's catastrophe corresponds to the catastrophe that the senior said.

When he came back to his senses, what Qiu Qiu saw was a bedroom decorated in black and white tones, and everything in the bedroom was neatly arranged.

The black bed is huge, and the corners of the quilt are stitched with gold thread, which is very low-key and luxurious. There are a few books on the bedside, one of which is spread out, and it is a few books about finance.

On the other side of the bed was a large floor-to-ceiling window. The black curtains were pulled open at this time, and there was actually a piano not far away.

Qiu Qiu knew this piano. He had seen it on TV once, saying that it was a world-out-of-print master piano. A piano cost more than one billion yuan. Later, it was sold by an unknown private collector at an auction.

In fact, he couldn't remember it at first, but there are too many diamonds and gold on this piano. It is a genuine gold keyboard, and there are big diamonds on the side for decoration. Whoever looks at it will not be envious.

Thinking of this, Qiu Qiu couldn't help but shed tears of the poor.

Just as he was thinking, a man in a black bathrobe walked out of the bathroom not far away. The man had a deep and handsome face. What shocked Qiu Qiu the most were those two sapphire-like eyes.

Seeing the man change into a black suit, and then put on his eyes, he transformed from a wild macho into an abstinent elite man.

Qiu Qiu looked enviously at the other person's lower abdomen, just now he counted quietly, a full eight pack of abs!A whole eight dollars! ! !

Qiu Qiu thought of his soft stomach, and shed unbearable tears. Who made his body like this, no matter how he cultivated, he was so soft.

Suddenly, his body trembled and kept shaking.

Qiu Qiu panicked and quickly pressed down with his strength. What's wrong with his body?Could it be the sequelae of yesterday's catastrophe?

Then, I watched the handsome guy walk up to him step by step and picked him up.

? ? ? ! ! !

The man glanced at the caller displayed on the phone, and said concisely, "A high-level meeting will be held at ten o'clock."

"Yes, Mr. Shen, do I need to prepare breakfast for you?" Qiu Qiu heard a gentle female voice over there.

"no need."

The man hung up the phone, went to the dressing room to get a tie and tied it, and then went out with his mobile phone.

And Qiu Qiu's face was already flushed, and his ears were trembling from the attack of the man's subwoofer just now.

It turned out that he was a president!

Qiu Qiu suddenly realized, no wonder he is so rich.

Wait, why is he on someone's phone? !

Just now he was temporarily amnesiac by someone else's subwoofer. Qiu Qiu's sexual orientation is male, not to mention that the other person's appearance is so appealing to him, he almost loses his armor.

The president went to work, and the screen of the phone was also blacked out. Qiu Qiu could only see the outside world through the front camera of the phone, but now that the phone's screen was blacked out, he couldn't see it anymore.

So Qiu Qiu could only focus on himself, yes, and his surroundings.

Surrounded by a bunch of junk software, software that has not been used for a long time is included here.

Qiu Qiu pushed the camera software on the side, "Hey, brother, open it and look in the mirror for me."

Brother Camera was very silent, and turned his back to Qiu Qiu by the way.

Qiu Qiu, "..."

"Brother, it's not enough, why don't you look in the mirror for me? Don't be so stingy..."

Maybe because of being annoyed by Qiu Qiu's ramblings, the camera suddenly started, and a mirror suddenly appeared in front of Qiu Qiu.

Qiu Qiu was taken aback, patted his chest, and was stunned when he saw the red and white chubby Chubby in the mirror.

"Ahhhhhh!!! Where's my black hair? Where's my handsome black hair???"

You must know that black and white penguins are the most handsome penguins in the group, and the darker the better.

A few black dots suddenly appeared on the mirror, […]

Later, afraid that Qiu Qiu would not understand, he typed a few words, [You are QQ. 】

"!!!" No wonder he said it looked so familiar, it turned out to be the QQ software that came with his elderly phone.

It is said that using it requires traffic and charges. Qiu Qiu, poorer than that, picked up his mobile phone. People don’t want it. There is no phone card at first, but after entering the human society, it is necessary to communicate, so I reluctantly bought it. Five so-called cheapest package.

Is it because his body was destroyed, and the shape of this software is similar to his body, so it becomes this software?

Qiu Qiu couldn't think of any other reasons for a while, but no matter what, as long as he was alive, there was hope.

He must practice hard and cross the immortal calamity as soon as possible!

I heard other people say that QQ is a social software that has everything in it.

Apart from other things, Qiu Qiu is quite curious about the software he has turned into now.

After clicking on the software, it was blank and there was nothing there. Qiu Qiu couldn't help feeling a little disappointed.

"Gollum~ Gollum~"

Qiu Qiu rubbed his stomach. After so long, he was hungry.

But here there is neither fish nor shrimp, nothing at all, the problem of eating has become the top priority for Qiu Qiu to solve at present.

Sighing, he turned around in disappointment and was about to leave, but accidentally kicked a button, which suddenly opened a large screen.

【QQ space】

On the screen, there are a few lines of text and pictures posted by an identical avatar.

Among other things, just those few lines of text, a fragrant smell slowly emerged from the middle of the text, more delicious than his favorite sea fish.

Instinctively, Qiu Qiu put his beak on the words, and after a while, some golden liquid flowed out from the middle of the words, and the liquid slowly entered the penguin's body.

Qiu Qiu let go of his beak and touched his stomach again, he was already full.

His eyes lit up, and it turned out that this could be his food, but soon Qiu Qiu became worried, there were only a few texts in the CEO's QQ.

Moreover, the words he had eaten had turned from black to dark gray, and there was still an unpleasant smell, which meant that he would not have a plan for his next meal.

Qiu Qiu slumped sadly on the floor of the virtual transparent space, with the frame of the mobile phone above his head, and a collection of uncommon software packages on the left and right. The president had no intention of releasing the QQ software at all.

Maybe after going out, the limitations outside are not so high.

Qiu Qiu rolled around in the virtual transparent space melancholy, when he suddenly heard a loud noise coming from outside the phone.

"...President, you have just taken over the group, and you are so eager for quick success and quick profits to pursue a project that is impossible to make a profit. I think you should think carefully."

The mobile phone was placed on the conference table, so Qiu Qiu could hear the sound of the president tapping the table slowly with his fingers at close range.

One sound after another, very rhythmic.

"This project must be carried out, and the meeting is adjourned." The president announced coldly, and then there was a sound of packing up documents.

The person who scolded the president just now seemed very unconvinced, snorted coldly, and pulled the chair away vigorously, making a very loud noise.

The more Qiu Qiu heard it, the more pitiful he felt. It turned out that the president was so miserable, and the people below didn't listen to him and scolded him. After all, he was his own savior, and Qiu Qiu would not let others just bully him like this.

Qiu Qiu struggled to connect to the phone's audio system, and swallowed his saliva. This was his first time cursing, and he definitely wanted to vent his anger on the president.

How do you scold someone?He can't scold someone for the first time!

Think about it, think about it... By the way, isn't there a sentence that looks like a curse in the text he just ate?

right!Just use that sentence——

"You perverted old man!"

The seemingly calm but turbulent conference room was suddenly broken by a crisp and thin voice.

Everyone's eyes were strangely focused on the mobile phone in the CEO's hand...