I am not a mermaid!

Chapter 8

Yan Shu was woken up by the persistent knock on the door, got up sleepily and opened the door, only to see Xiao Budian looking up at him.

【What's wrong? 】

Crouching down and touching the little one's head, Yan Shu yawned as he asked.

"time to eat."

Have a meal!

Yan Shu's eyes lit up, and the embarrassment just now was like a bubble, and was directly poked by these two words without a trace.

When Yan Shu arrived at the dining room, Butler An had already set the last plate. Seeing Yan Shu, he smiled and said, "You sit first, I'll call the master."

Yes, this is the first step of Butler An: dine at the same table, and get acquainted first.

As soon as Li Wuyin, who was fooled by Butler An, entered the dining room, he saw Yan Shu who was sitting at the table discussing something with the little boy, and cast his indifferent eyes on Butler An who was following behind him.

Butler An gave full play to the effect of the 'robot', turned a blind eye to his master's gaze, and introduced today's breakfast style to him very enthusiastically.

The reason why Steward An dared to be so arrogant was because he knew one thing.

Every time Li Wuyin goes underground, after sleeping for a night, there are only two states when he comes up.

One: The eyes are bloodshot, and the whole person is extremely tyrannical, like a devil coming out of hell. In this case, staying away from more than five meters is the most basic.

Two: The whole body is clean and dry, and the whole person can't be said to be like a spring breeze, but it is definitely after some "love" physical therapy. The frequency of this situation is getting less and less, but the safety factor is extremely high.

Usually when this happens, it means that in the past two days, Li Wuyin's mood has basically stabilized. Even if those four words are mentioned again, he will not touch Nilin easily. Not easy to get angry, and not too fussy. (If nothing else, that's right)

This is also the main reason why Butler An dared to fool people down, because he knew that Li Wuyin was at most a little displeased, but he would not refuse.

Facts have proved that the accuracy of the rules that Butler An has explored over the years is still very high.

Li Wuyin's current state of mind is indeed in a peaceful period, such small issues as where to eat and who to hang out with really don't bother him.

The expected scene has been arranged, but nothing that imagined happened at all. The two of them sat side by side, eating quietly and earnestly, not to mention communicating, not even making eye contact.

Butler An "..."

It really blinded his thoughts for nothing.

But it doesn't matter, if this trick doesn't work, he still has thousands and thousands of tricks, and he doesn't believe it. He has prepared countless firewood, but he still can't spark the love between these two.

After breakfast, Li Wuyin left the dining room, taking advantage of his calm state of mind, he could deal with the things that could be dealt with first.

"Send me the tightest schedule."

This is what Li Wuyin said to An when he left the dining room.

After so many years, there is no tacit understanding and there is a process. Knowing what Li Wuyin is going to do, An Butler skillfully sent the most important itineraries to his personal port, then turned his head, and his eyes stayed on Yan Shu who is still there. Food body.

Before leaving the house, Li Wuyin suddenly received a letter from his good housekeeper who has been a good housekeeper for more than ten years--leaving?

【Master, I haven't had time to repair it since I was attacked before. Now the reported loss is less than 30.00%. I need to repair it first. Don't worry, I've found an assistant for you. I wish you a smooth trip. I'm on the island Looking forward to your return. 】

Li Wuyin "..."

Before going out, Li Wuyin thought that the assistant waiting for him at the door was a small robot. After all, besides An, only the small robot was equipped with something that could subdue him when something unexpected happened to him, but it turned out to be a fish .

Li Wuyin's first reaction was to mess around.

But before he could contact An, the other party had already sent him a second message.

[I have given the item to Young Master Yan, and told him in detail how to use it, and told him to keep the human form outside, you can rest assured. 】

Li Wuyin glanced at Yan Shu who was secretly watching him, then turned and walked outside.

If it wasn't for preventing emergencies, he actually didn't need anyone around him at all. Now that An was guaranteed, he would be lazy to waste time entangled in such trivial matters.

Following Li Wuyin all the way to the edge of the island, Yan Shu realized that he was on an island in the sea.

The two boarded a small boat tied to the sea, and Li Wuyin sat down familiarly after boarding the boat, as if throwing his hands away from the shopkeeper.

After Yan Shu came up, he also sat down like him, and the two of them sat awkwardly facing each other for a while, Li Wuyin frowned slightly and spoke.

"Can't row a boat?"

Really not.

Yan Shuxin said.

At this moment, Steward An, who was watching the development here through the binoculars on the roof, patted his thigh in frustration.

He forgot to tell Yan Shu that the way they leave the island is by boat, and the boat is by hand.

This is Li Wuyin's bad habit, any boat has to be powered by manpower to be called a boat.

He is obviously a leader in the entire interstellar science and technology field, surrounded by machine intelligence all year round, and does not reject any intelligent transportation tools, but he is quite obsessed with things like ships.

The material must be wooden, the shape must be ancient, and the drive must be manpower...

Seeing Yan Shu's appearance, Li Wuyin knew there was nothing to do, so he raised his hand, ready to contact An.

"what are you doing."

A hand suddenly appeared on the arm, and the palm, which was obviously a bit cooler compared to humans, was pressed against the skin, which aroused Li Wuyin's goosebumps.

"I can let the boat go."

Butler An helped him find the little mute, and he promised Butler An to accompany Li Wuyin to go out on errands and take good care of him. This is a promise between non-human beings, how could it be blocked by such a trivial matter.

As soon as Yan Shu finished speaking, without waiting for Li Wuyin to react, he quickly took off his clothes, pants, shoes...

Li Wuyin just watched Yan Shu strip himself naked in front of him.

Standing at the bow of the boat, Yan Shu held the rope with one hand, stretched his arm twice, wiped his nose with Li Wuyin's arrogant hand, and then leaped vigorously into the sea.

Li Wuyin "..."

Steward An observing from a distance "..."

The next moment, Li Wuyin clearly felt the true meaning of the phrase "I can let the boat go".

Strictly speaking, it's not walking, it's flying.

The speed of marine life in the water is completely unmatched by humans, and the speed of Yan Shu, the merman who is the overlord of the ocean, is even more unimaginable.

The water curtain in the sky suddenly rose, and Li Wuyin, who was almost blinded by the water flow, could only judge the current forward speed from the force and sound of the water hitting his body, as well as the feeling of the wooden boat below him gradually breaking and becoming unstable. A word - broken table.

The originally one-and-a-half-hour boat ride ended in ten minutes at the speed of the sharks.

Li Wuyin successfully experienced a real "riding the wind and breaking the waves" with a human body.

Yan Shu put on his clothes behind the big rock on the beach, his whole body was drenched, and Li Wuyin, whose body was hurt by the waves, stood expressionlessly by the beach.

Looking at the fragments of the broken wooden boat, the man's heart was peaceful.

Not to mention emotional instability, he can't even get angry now.

The man suddenly felt that that thing was actually not the most effective for him, and this one in front of him was the real nemesis.