The days of being a spiritual mentor in Meiman

Chapter 2965 Leisure Time (Thirty-Five)

Tim didn't follow the crowd and rush out. Standing by the window, he could see a fat man falling on the ground outside. His leg should be broken.

But from his angry screams, it was clear that he was okay, and everyone surrounded him. Sure enough, after some inspection, it was just a broken leg bone.

The house was not very high to begin with, and the possibility of someone falling from the third floor and falling to death was too low, and Tim turned around very early. He remembered that the way this guy fell was not very common, because most people jump from the building headfirst, but he It's more like jumping into a swimming pool, with your legs pointing downwards.

Tim didn't think he would jump off the third floor for no reason, so he took advantage of everyone to go outside the house, turned around and walked to the third floor. After getting to the third floor, all the people left behind had already gone down, Tim It didn't take much effort to reach the balcony where the gentleman jumped.

Worried about being seen, he did not go to the balcony. Instead, he stood inside the house and squatted down, trying to see if there were any footprints.

No footprints were found on the balcony, but a small leaf was found on the threshold where Tim was.

Tim suspected that it was Pamela who moved her hand, because he felt that the posture of the potted plants in the room was not right, and Mr. Lant was a fat man weighing more than 200 pounds, and it was difficult for Captain America to do it without him noticing. Just throw people out, but Pamela, who has super powers, can.

But again, if Pamela wanted to kill someone, she wouldn't have to go to such trouble. As an old Gothamite, it's impossible for her not to know that someone can't be killed by falling from the third floor, so her purpose must be to injure the other party and leave the banquet as soon as possible.

Mr. Lant was also carried away quickly. Because there was no blood in his broken leg, and the injury was lighter than being stabbed, there was no need for an ambulance at all. The farm owner directly sent a car to take him to the nearest hospital. .

Then, not surprisingly, another person tripped over a mop pole and hit his head on a pebble. He made a cut on his scalp. It didn't look serious, but the bleeding continued. After a simple bandage, it still stopped. Sent to hospital.

Another person fell because the ground was too slippery and he didn't pay attention while walking. It wasn't a big problem at first, but because he was too old, his waist slipped and he couldn't move for a while, so he had to be sent to the hospital.

Someone accidentally ate liqueur chocolate mixed with ordinary chocolate and developed an alcohol allergy and had to go to the hospital for treatment.

Others suddenly heard that something happened at home and had to say goodbye as soon as possible and drove home in a hurry.

This made Tim feel like he was in the movie "Death Comes", but after investigating some clues, he found that these accidents may have been caused by acquaintances.

Their purpose is not to kill people, but to injure these people so they can leave as soon as possible.

So why should we let them leave as soon as possible? What is so special about this banquet that these people are not allowed to participate?

Soon Tim got his answer.

Despite frequent incidents, the banquet was still held as scheduled. After the sun was half swallowed by the horizon, the host of the banquet announced the start of the banquet.

This is the first time Tim has seen the owner of this farm, a tall white man who looks very ordinary, his name seems to be Deegan, with a warm smile on his face——

This lasted until Cabbage the Beater appeared.

Pamela chose a very clever time to act. The waiters were serving the dishes. Plate after plate of steaming dishes were brought out. An Asian man wearing a tall chef's hat came out of the back kitchen. The farmer He was hugging him affectionately and introducing him to the guests.

Anyway, it's just some ordinary complimentary words. It probably means that the chef has traveled thousands of miles to bring Asian delicacies and please enjoy them.

As soon as he said this, several green figures rushed out like a whirlwind, followed by a smooth combo of uppercut, flying kick and roundhouse kick.

Now Tim kind of understood why those people were sent away, life was boring and boring, vegetables beat up humans.

This cabbage seems to have been improved. It is larger than the one Tim saw before, and has more moves. Humans are no match for it.

More importantly, the painting style of this thing is too cartoony, and it doesn't look like a killer attack or shooting that can bring people such strong tension.

Looking at the cabbage galloping in the field, Tim only felt a little funny. The people jumping up and down after being chased by the cabbage also seemed particularly funny. Even though the matter of being attacked by an unknown creature was very serious, the whole scene was also very funny. funny.

Tim saw that the internet celebrity lawyer had taken out his mobile phone and started filming.

If nothing else goes wrong, this video should soon be on the hot list of short video software. When it comes to the enthusiasm for abstract activities, people in any country are the same, and entertainment deconstruction will never go out of style.

The chaos caused by the cabbages continues. Pamela is obviously hiding in the dark and frantically ripening the seeds. There are more and more cabbages, chasing everyone up and down.

Moreover, the delicious food that had just been served was overturned, the table was broken, and plates and dishes flew everywhere, but no one bothered to clean it up, and everyone was in danger.

Finally, the house could no longer hold it, and people began to flee to the outdoors of the farm. Some people wanted to escape from the farm. Although the cabbages had no IQ, Pamela used all the cabbages under her control to lure people away like a shepherd dog. Arriving at the farm fields.

Tim was not very conspicuous among the crowd, but at this moment, he discovered that Peter, who had been missing for a long time, was following the farmer Deegan.

On the surface, Peter seemed to be protecting the farmer, but if you look closely, he seemed to be leading the cabbages to get closer to the farmer.

Sure enough, a group of cabbages targeted others, and another cabbage special team focused on Digen, some kicked him on the butt, some punched him on the cheekbone, and he was beaten the most among all the people.

Suddenly, Tim heard a loud roar.

"Enough!!!!"

A dark shadow that covered the sky appeared in the center of the farm. Tim looked up in shock. What is this? A dragon? ? ?

It was a huge monster that was dozens of stories high. It was green all over and looked like a fat green lizard with four long claws and a huge tail. Red light came out of its eyes.

Tim instinctively looked at Schiller. Schiller did not react in shock. Tim glanced around the crowd and found that there was indeed an important person missing in the crowd - the famous Cantonese chef.

The chef is a monster?

Tim saw Captain America also stood there in a daze. Obviously, this was beyond his expectations. He seemed to realize now that Schiller was indeed coming for the cook, but not for the cook's dishes.

Captain America was a step slower to react, and the green dragon's tail swept over. He raised his arm to block it, but was still knocked out.

Even more unlucky was Tim. He was standing at the tip of the tail. The tail swept like a whip. He didn't even have time to raise his arm to block it. He was directly whipped out and spit out a mouthful of blood when he landed.

Tim immediately realized that his ribs were broken and his internal organs might have been shaken. He saw black patches in front of his eyes, and a vine reached out and pulled him out without making a sound.

"How does it feel to jump off a building?" Pamela's voice rang in Tim's ears. Tim spit out another mouthful of blood and felt extremely painful all over his body.

Sneak attack! Despicable! Tim thought viciously.

But he was obviously seriously injured, and it was difficult to breathe. Pamela seemed to leave quickly, and Tim lay there unable to move.

Countless lights and shadows passed in front of him, as if a large group of people were taking turns to fight the dragon.

He saw the bright red and blue of Captain America's shield, the green of the plants controlled by Pamela, the gold of Barry running, and heard Jason's roar, Peter's shout, and Harley's scream.

Intense light burst out from Harley's body, illuminating the sky like daylight. Tim vaguely heard Professor X's voice ringing directly in everyone's head, as if to let Harley calm down, otherwise her mutant ability would be out of control.

Then he saw the figures of the FBI agents fighting, helicopters with the SHIELD logo cut through the night, countless police cars surrounded him, and the sound of guns and bombs made his eardrums buzz.

The world gradually became quiet. A second before Tim completely passed out, he realized that the biggest lesson he could learn from this incident was that it was meaningless to have a good brain. Without a strong body, he could not compete with these crazy people.

When he woke up again, Tim thought he would be in the hospital, but a strange fragrance rushed into his nose.

Whispering sounded in his ears.

"This thigh is so big, it must be as high as two stories. How did you get the scales off?"

"Make good use of Aisha, her teeth are so useful."

"Come here, the charcoal is ready! Who will be responsible for cutting the meat?"

"Let me do it, give me a few more kitchen knives, I can hold it with vines, and I guarantee that I will cut it into fine pieces for making sauerkraut!"

"How is Degan?"

"Don't worry, he has been sentenced. He dared to collude with alien monsters and make such a big noise. Congress will not let him go."

"Schiller, I understand that you don't want to alert the enemy, but why did you hide it from me? And you deliberately misled me. You went for the Cantonese chef..."

"I went for the chef. What's the problem?"

Tim heard that the last two sentences should be said by Steve and Schiller. He was filled with too many questions in his heart. Just when he was about to ask, he coughed twice.

A group of people came around, and Dick was the first to say, "You finally woke up, are you okay?"

"Spread out and block the light." Jason drove the others away, looked at Tim and said, "Your physique is too poor. You woke up after being unconscious for two days."

Then he turned to the others and said, "Do you really not need to give him another shot of healing potion?"

"Otherwise, I'll give him some life force of the Green of All Things, but I'm not sure if he can absorb it..."

Tim opened his eyes hard, and Dick poured him some water, but now he felt pain in his chest when he swallowed.

"Your ribs are almost all broken, your internal organs are concussed, your brain is concussed, and your wrist is broken. You almost died." Dick pronounced Tim's injuries.

Tim glared at Schiller, and Schiller definitely did it on purpose!

"I said, if you don't fall into the lake, you will never know how cold the water is. Is there a possibility that you will die, and no matter how good your brain is, it will be useless. How does it feel to be killed in one shot?"

Tim coughed hard a few times.

To be honest, it doesn't feel very good. Ordinary people's bodies are too weak. When facing such a monster, they will have no power to resist after just a slight hit.

Damn it, I should have strengthened my physique before, Tim thought viciously, no wonder Bruce was so smart, but he still wanted to be an angel, the crushing power was too unsolvable, after returning to the fighting world, he would go to the superpower copy!

He lay on the recliner, it hurt a little when he moved, but the wonderful fragrance kept drilling into his nose.

He asked in a hoarse voice: "What's the matter with that dragon?"

"It's an alien monster." Peter came over with a grill and said: "It seems to be from Makru Star, called Feifan Dragon, it has been hiding in Hong Kong and causing trouble secretly. The doctor and I have been tracking it for a long time."

Instantly, everything became clear.

Schiller took out a Chinese cigarette and suddenly showed interest in Cantonese cuisine. Peter, who was late, had to go to the banquet...

It was all because they had long been eyeing this Feifan Dragon who turned into a Cantonese chef.