Chapter 221 The cold wind is like a slap
Chapter 221 The cold wind is like a slap
"Mom, not really. It doesn't snow in the South." Xu Ning had lived in the South in his previous life. He was used to the magical weather with three seasons in one day. How cold could it be?
If it was an open-air toilet, I would really have to worry about it, but she specially built a shed in her house to make men's and women's toilets, and the floor was made of cement concrete.
When it comes to the toilet, Xu Ning really didn't skimp at all. When others asked him about it, he just said that it was material he got accidentally.
But Xu Ning forgot that this is an ancient place with no pollution at all. Although it won't snow, there will be frost sooner or later.
However, the daytime temperature in the south is high, and the frost begins to melt slowly after the sun comes out. Just at this time, Xu Ning had just gotten up from bed, his eyes were hazy, and he stepped on a piece of frozen ice. In an instant, his feet became slippery, and Xu Ning's butt came into direct and intimate contact with the frozen ground.
"Ah!!!!" Xu Ning's screams woke up a group of hibernating birds in the bamboo forest. When Old Lady Xu hurried over, Xu Ning failed in his first attempt and sat back down.
At that moment, the non-waterproof cotton pants were completely soaked, and the freezing feeling that penetrated his skin reminded Xu Ning of himself guzzling bone soup yesterday.
孽 孽!
The cold wind was like the loudest slap in the face, and Xu Ning's entire hips and legs went numb in an instant.
Old lady Xu lifted Xu Ning up like a dumpling. She tried to lift him up but he didn't move. She tried again but he almost fell off the ground. It was not until the third time when she exerted all her strength that Xu Ning's body finally left the ground, and he kept trembling.
"Hurry up and poop, I'll get you some pants." Xu Ning nodded. Her face was full of embarrassment and she didn't dare say a word. The physical discomfort made her run quickly into the women's restroom, which was less than three meters away, and slammed the door.
"Mom, what's wrong with Daya?" Zhang's room was far away from Xu Ning's room, and Old Lady Xu was just about to wake Xu Ning up.
"She fell and her butt is frozen. Hurry up and get her a pair of dry cotton pants. I'll go to the kitchen and get her a basin of hot water to wipe it off."
"Hey! Mom, be careful and walk slowly. I'll go now." Hearing that Xu Ning had fallen, Zhang was worried and ran to Xu Ning's room to find a new pair of cotton trousers. When Xu Ning walked out of the bathroom with shaking legs, the whole Xu family knew about Xu Ning's embarrassing incident.
Before Xu Ning returned to his room, he saw the face of Qin Wen, the Minister of Agriculture, who was trying hard to hold back his smile, and was confused for a moment.
The next moment, Xu Ning rushed into the room with his face covered!
As the door closed, unbridled laughter came in. Xu Ning hid in the quilt and yelled, "Shut up! What are you laughing at!!!"
"puff……"
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha"
……
"Old Qin, are you dreaming?"
"Don't call me old man, I was still a college student!"
"If I don't call you an old man, should I call you a handsome guy? Don't you see how old you are? You still bring up things from thirty years ago!"
"What do you call this? You are disrespecting the elderly!"
"You don't love children yet!?"
"Just tell me whether you will give me some or not?"
"Fart to you!" Xu Ning twisted his body and walked out of the Xu family dining room in small steps like a fat maggot.
The others have gotten used to it these past two days. In the beginning they would try to mediate or something, but now they are not affected at all. Even if one side throws down the chopsticks and refuses to eat, no one will say a word.
Because after walking a few steps, they will come back obediently to eat.
"Oh, look, I'm so angry that I haven't even finished my meal." Xu Ning suddenly turned around and sat back on the bench which had not yet cooled down.
"Why are you all looking at me? Eat! Oh, today's meat is made from milk, it's so delicious!"
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