Slaying God: I, the insane and witty god

Chapter 320: New hospital nurses, there are traces of activity in the depths of the fog

Wu Hen curled the corner of his mouth and took out a piece of golden parchment from the system space. The paper was densely covered with various "friendly" terms.

He threw it towards Hagouba, and the parchment landed steadily in front of it.

"Look, this is the 'contract' we tailored just for you. Every clause is filled with our 'deep' love for you."

Wu Hen's tone was joking, and his annoying expression seemed to be saying: Come and sign it, or you're not a good person if you don't sign it.

Hagouba carefully scanned the words on the contract with his small eyes, and his face wrinkled up.

Obviously, the tyranny of this contract exceeded its expectations.

What is "unconditional obedience to Party A"?

"Smiling service every day",

“No questions about Party A’s privacy”…

This is not a contract, it's simply a contract to sell one's body!

"This…this isn't fair!"

There was a hint of dissatisfaction in Hagouba's voice, but his flexible dog tongue

But he was already eager to take away the parchment that exuded the aura of a wealthy man.

"Tsk tsk tsk, little bug, you really don't understand the market."

Wu Hen shook his head, his tone frivolous.

"We're the 'Party A'. Unfairness? There's no such thing. Either you sign or remain locked up. You only get one chance."

Hagouba struggled for a moment, then sighed as if accepting his fate and licked the parchment resignedly.

Just as it was about to take the contract away, Wu Hen suddenly gave a wicked laugh and snatched the parchment.

Hagouba was stunned for a moment, with fear in his eyes.

Wu Hen threw the parchment to it again,

"I'll give you one last chance, will you sign it?"

Hagouba hesitated for a moment, but finally signed his name resignedly. After signing, the parchment turned into ashes, leaving only a faint light in its place.

The light faded away, and on Hagouba's right wing, the golden number "005" appeared, and then,

Its whole body went limp and it collapsed on its own tongue, with a look of despair on its face, as if to say: It's not easy to be a worker these days!

"Well, not bad, not bad."

Wu Hen nodded with satisfaction and looked at Lin Qiye.

"Now our team of caregivers has grown again! Unfortunately, the queen ant's soul still hasn't appeared. It's a bit of a pity."

Although his tone was regretful, his face was filled with a relieved smile.

"New member?"

Lin Qiye looked at the flashing numbers on Hagouba's wings, his eyes became deep.

“Perhaps, this is just the beginning.”

Wu Hen shrugged, a hint of intriguing smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, and his eyes turned to another direction.

He whispered, "It seems that the Gods' Mental Hospital is going to be lively again tonight..."

Lin Qiye and Wu Hen walked out of the cell with the new caregiver "Bei Yele" (Pugba's new name, given by Wu Hen, supposedly to commemorate its extraordinary years of eating insects in the fog).

The lights in the corridor were dim, and the air was filled with the smell of disinfectant mixed with a faint smell of blood, which made people want to vomit.

"Wuhu! Let's go!"

Wu Hen stretched himself, stretched his muscles, and winked at Bear Grylls.

"Follow me from now on, and you'll have a good life. I guarantee that every day will be like New Year's Day!"

Bear Grylls rolled his eyes and thought to himself: This is a shabby place, and I guess the only thing I'll get during the New Year is a couple more plates of bugs than usual...

At this time, Azhuer was panting as he walked towards the laundry room, carrying a mountain of dirty clothes.

Seeing Lin Qiye and Wu Hen, she immediately put down her clothes and bowed respectfully: "Hello, Dean! Hello, Mr. Wu Hen!"

"Thank you for your hard work, little Ah Zhuer!"

Wu Hen greeted her with a smile, but his eyes glanced at the clothes in Azhuer's arms intentionally or unintentionally, and he was amazed.

"Tsk tsk, these clothes...how much detergent do I need to wash them clean?"

Ah Zhuer followed his gaze and blushed immediately: "This... these are the patients' clothes..."

Bear Grylls curled his lips in disdain.

I was madly complaining in my heart: This little girl has never seen the world. Back when I was in the fog, it was so dirty and messy that I didn’t even have a bath towel...

As if sensing Bear Grylls' gaze, Ajuer raised her head and met Bear Grylls's small eyes full of contempt.

She suddenly felt a little aggrieved and turned to Lin Qiye to complain: "Dean, this... this husky doesn't seem very friendly..."

"Oh?"

Lin Qiye looked at Bei Yele with interest, then looked at A Zhuer, with a barely perceptible smile on his face.

"Maybe it's just hungry."

When Wu Hen heard this, he immediately took out a bag of dog food with a strange aroma from the system space and handed it to Bei Yele:

"Come on, Bear Grylls, try our latest 'Super Invincible Universe Thunderbolt Invincible Delicious Dog Food'. I guarantee you'll want more!"

Bear Grylls looked at the bag of dog food, then looked at Wu Hen's annoying smiling face.

After hesitating for a moment, he finally couldn't resist the temptation and took a bite.

"and many more!"

Lin Qiye suddenly spoke up, his eyes fixed on Bear Grylls, "This dog food... seems a little off..."

Lin Qiye pointed at Bei Yele and said in a serious tone: "Azhuer, this is the new caregiver, number 005, you are in charge."

Ah Zhuer was confused. She looked at Lin Qiye, then at the Husky chewing dog food, and her heart was full of questions: Dean, are you serious?

Let a dog...

Care workers?

Isn’t this style of painting a bit too strange?

Before Ajuer could ask any questions, Bei Yele suddenly twitched all over and spit out a ball of golden light with a "wow" sound.

The golden light faded, and a ragged, disheveled man appeared in front of everyone.

He leaned against the wall, retched a few times, and raised his head weakly.

"Gold...gold fly?"

Azhuer exclaimed and subconsciously took a few steps back.

She rubbed her eyes to make sure she saw it right. This...

Isn’t this the strange creature we met in the fog before?

"Who... who are you?" Azhuer asked cautiously, fearing that the other party would suddenly attack and hurt someone.

The man raised his head, his eyes gradually regaining clarity. He looked around, then at his tattered clothes.

Confused: "I...I'm Bell Crandall..."

"Bell Crandall?"

Wu Hen touched his chin and looked Bell Crandall up and down. Suddenly, an idea flashed in his mind.

"Got it! From now on, you can call me Bei Yele! How about it, isn't it domineering?"

The corners of Bell Crandall's mouth twitched, and he complained in his heart: What a domineering guy!

This name sounds full of ominous foreboding...

Lin Qiye patted Bear Grylls' shoulder and said earnestly, "Do a good job, I'm counting on you." After that, he turned and left.

Wu Hen also left with Lin Qiye, leaving Bei Yele and Azhuer looking at each other in bewilderment.

"that…"

Ah Zhuer hesitated for a moment.

"B-Belle, can you...can you clean the toilet?"

Bei Yele: "..." He suddenly shuddered, and an ominous premonition came to his mind...

When Bear Grylls heard the words "clean the toilet", it was like a bolt from the blue, and all kinds of disgusting scenes instantly emerged in his mind.

He subconsciously took a step back, covering his chest with his hands, and pretended to be heartbroken: "No... No! I... I can't clean the toilet! I... I have mysophobia!"

Ajuer looked at him suspiciously and thought: A husky eating insects in the fog actually said that he has mysophobia?

Are you kidding me?

Before Azhuer could expose Bei Yele's lies, Lin Qiye's voice suddenly came from the end of the corridor: "005, come here."

As if granted amnesty, Bear Grylls quickly responded, "Coming!"

Then he ran towards Lin Qiye without looking back, leaving Azhuer alone and disheveled in the wind.

Bear Grylls trotted all the way to the lounge where Lin Qiye was.

Wu Hen was sitting in a rocking chair with his legs crossed, holding a cup of steaming tea in his hand and humming a little tune leisurely.

Lin Qiye sat on the sofa opposite him, holding a book in his hand with a focused expression.

Seeing Bei Yele come in, Lin Qiye put down the book in his hand and pointed to the chair opposite: "Sit down."

Bear Grylls sat down carefully, with his butt just touching the edge of the chair, looking like he was ready to run away at any moment.

Lin Qiye didn't waste any words and asked directly: "Tell me about your origins and the situation in the fog."

Bear Grylls took a deep breath and began to tell his story.

He was originally a member of the Holy Inquisition Knights, and was ordered to investigate the changes in the fog.

Unexpectedly, he strayed into the depths of the fog and was trapped by a mysterious force, turning into the appearance of a Husky.

In the fog, he witnessed all kinds of strange creatures and discovered many incredible phenomena.

"Deep in the fog... there are still living people."

Bei Yele's voice was low and filled with a hint of fear.

"They... they're trapped there, unable to leave..."

Wu Hen put down his teacup and asked with interest, "Oh? Living people? What kind of living people?"

Bei Yele's expression became even uglier: "They...they are...no longer human..."