Hiding her pregnancy and divorce, she stopped licking and the general panicked

Chapter 243: Fermentation in the mouth?

Su Yujiao felt angry and distressed when she saw the two people making such a fuss. The child was crying so hard that his nose was blowing bubbles.

When Xiao Huihui saw his little master crying in anger, his fur stood on end and he pounced over and bit Lu Ziqian's feet.

The little ball was kicked away by him, of course it was a light kick, otherwise Su Yujiao would have kicked him out with one kick.

"Catch one for him and don't make him angry."

"I won't catch you!"

He won't tolerate the little guy if he dares to embarrass himself in public.

"Come on, my dear girl, Dad will take you to catch another one, and I won't give him both."

Not only did he not catch the little guy, he also deliberately angered him.

The little guy was really angry now, and stopped crying. He mumbled, "Humph, bad daddy, stinky daddy!"

"I do not want it."

Then he ran away angrily and went to play in the mud by himself.

Su Yujiao was overwhelmed. There was really no peace and quiet.

At night, the little guy handed Lu Ziqian a cup of tea in a very servile manner: "Daddy, have some tea."

"Daddy huff."

The little guy blew on the cup twice, and his saliva was everywhere.

Lu Ziqian did not despise the child's filial piety.

"Why did you think of pouring tea for Daddy?"

The little guy was very shy and said awkwardly: "I want a big bird that can fly, too."

Lu Ziqian looked very arrogant and said, "Huh, I can't even deal with a brat."

The man stretched out his thigh and said, "Give dad a leg massage."

The little guy's eyes rolled around, and then he gave Lu Ziqian a leg massage in a servile manner.

"Well, you're so good!"

"Since you're so well-behaved, Daddy won't bother with you. I'll catch a magpie for you tomorrow."

Lu Ziqian also took the opportunity to give him a lecture, asking him not to talk nonsense in public in the future.

Don’t even say he has hair there!

The little guy nodded rapidly and pointed at the cup again: "Daddy, have some tea."

Lu Ziqian was not thirsty, but he looked at the child's expectant eyes and didn't want to discourage his filial piety.

The man picked up the cup, tilted his head back and drank it in one gulp. He was so generous.

Only after swallowing it did I smack my lips. Why did I feel a strange taste?

"What kind of tea is this?"

The little guy smiled triumphantly: "Daddy, are you still drinking?"

"What kind of tea is this, tell me, Dad?"

The little guy suddenly took a few steps back, made a running gesture, and shouted loudly: "Pee tea!"

"Lululu..." The little guy made a face and retreated, and took out a few caterpillars from his pocket and threw them at Lu Ziqian.

"Mom, Daddy hits me... wuwuwu... Daddy scolds me... wuwuwu... Daddy is so mean..."

Lu Ziqian was still standing there without moving, but the little guy was running and complaining first.

Su Yujiao came out of the house when she heard the sound. An An rushed into her arms like a chubby little firecracker, and hugged Su Yujiao's neck tightly with his short little hands.

Lu Ziqian walked out with a grim face, rolling up his sleeves and looking for a stick.

When Su Yujiao saw this, she was so scared that she hugged Baoer tightly in her arms. What was wrong with this bastard?

Are you holding such a thick stick because you are afraid that you can't kill the baby?

"what are you doing?"

"Killing the enemy?"

Lu Ziqian gnashed his teeth in anger: "This bastard is more hateful than my enemy. I must teach him a lesson today."

Seeing that the man was very angry, Su Yujiao knew that the brat must have done something to irritate him. He usually wouldn't bother with children.

"Have you been naughty?"

"Tell Mom what you did?"

The little guy hugged his mother's neck and turned his head to look at Lu Ziqian, trying to prevent himself from being beaten.

"Pour tea for Daddy."

"The child poured you tea, why are you angry?"

I get even angrier when I mention Lu Ziqian, and I still have a bad taste in my mouth.

"Ask him what kind of tea he poured for me."

The little guy didn't say anything, just looked at her pitifully with his big, wet, round eyes.

Su Yujiao felt so soft-hearted when she saw this that she couldn't bear to ask any more questions.

"You are an adult now, stop arguing with a child."

"It's not like I poured poisoned tea!"

The man raised an eyebrow: "Don't care!?"

Lu Ziqian walked over, suddenly put one hand around the woman's waist, fixed the back of her head with the other hand, and kissed her hard, squeezing the woman into a sandwich.

Su Yujiao suddenly widened her eyes, first she was startled, then she was stunned, ugh... Is her mouth fermented?

She couldn't bear it any longer, so she raised her knee and hit the man's vitals, pushed him away, and ran to the side, vomiting all over the place.

"What's that taste in your mouth... Ugh..."

"Eating shit or drinking piss?"

The man gloated: "It's just that your eldest son is filially offering me boy's urine tea."

When Su Yujiao heard this, she vomited even more violently.

"Ugh...you bastard...come here..."

Little An An was so scared by his mother's lion roar that he ran away.

He is not stupid, waiting to be beaten!

Lu Ziqian handed her a glass of water and gave her a lecture: "You can't spoil him too much, he's become lawless."

"As the saying goes, spoiling a child is like killing him..."

puff!

Su Yujiao spat a mouthful of water on the man's face.

You make me drink urine, I make you drink water!

Even!

The woman put down the cup and went to brush her teeth. Then she heard the sound of "stir-fried bamboo shoots with meat" coming from the room, accompanied by An An's crying.

It's lawless. He made people drink urine. Who taught him that?

"Bad mother... wuwuwu... I don't want mother..."

clap clap clap!

"You are bad, you are the worst! You little scoundrel!"

"From tomorrow on, you'll drink all your urine!"

"Stinky, I don't want to drink!"

"You know it stinks, so why are you giving it to others to drink?"

"Daddy is bad. Daddy won't give Big Bird to me."

"If I don't let you catch birds, you can drink daddy's urine?"

"Do you realize your mistake?"

"Go stand in the corner!"

The little fellow climbed down from the bed sobbing and grunting with a look of grievance, and stood obediently in the corner as punishment.

"Face the wall and reflect on your mistakes!"

When Lu Ziqian came in, little An An was still standing in the corner as punishment. The little guy looked at him pitifully, pouted his lips and looked like he was about to cry.

The man's heart melted instantly, and he couldn't bear to continue punishing her.

"Jiaojiao, that's enough. The child is only two years old!"

Su Yujiao rolled her eyes at him: "Didn't you ask me to punish you? Now you're pretending to be a good person?"

"So I'm a nobody now?"

When the little guy heard this, he looked back and found that it was his father who asked him to be punished.

Take out your little notebook and write it down, hum!

The little guy actually took out a small notebook and a small pencil from his pocket, and wrote Martian language on it that only he could understand.

The two of them didn't notice the child's little movements, but instead started discussing where to sleep at night.

Lu Ziqian was so persistent and tried every means to persuade them, and finally got the right to stay overnight on the grounds of being a bodyguard.

"Come and apologize to Daddy."

Su Yujiao did not stop the children from calling Lu Ziqian daddy.

Although Lu Ziqian didn't know that they were his biological children, he was nominally their father.

Besides, no one dared to bully the two children because they had a father who was a general to protect them.