nashuaworldcup Chapter 358: Playing around
Chapter 358: Playing around
Note: This chapter is two chapters in one
June 2018, 6, afternoon, in the principal’s office of Jujutsu High School.
Gojo Satoru and I were brought back to the office by Fushiguro Shinjiro and Suguru Geto, who left me behind and went away.
Principal Ye Moth sat at the desk, his short brown-black hair standing straight up, his eyes wide open, looking like he was so angry that he was about to die in the next second.
It is such a blessing for him to have a disciple like Gojo Satoru.
"You two, what's going on!" He slammed the table loudly and asked, "The entire forest on the back mountain, two teaching buildings, and the entire playground have all collapsed!"
"I was sitting in the principal's office, thinking that the curse masters had gotten upset and formed a group to attack me. But when I ran out, I saw that it was you two who were fighting!"
"The exchange meeting is about to start, and the students from Kyoto School will be here in two days. Are you trying to piss me off to death by messing up the school like this?!"
Knowing that I was in the wrong, I shrank my neck guiltily. Gojo Satoru and I stood in front of the table with our hands clasped together like students being punished, and listened obediently to the principal's series of outbursts.
Speaking of which, he has to thank Geto Suguru and Gojo Satoru for raising his threshold a lot over the years, and his emotions seem to have become much more stable.
Otherwise, if we are still required to kneel down to receive training like in the technical college days, it would be really embarrassing.
"Oh, principal." The guy next to him stood there nonchalantly, with the corners of his lips raised, looking in a very good mood, and said nonchalantly, "The exchange meeting is for fighting. Sooner or later, the fighting will happen anyway, and it will still become a mess."
"Then what Youxin and I did was just to warm them up and simulate the atmosphere of the battlefield in advance. There's no need to be so nervous."
"You're still right." Principal Ye Moth said angrily, "You're helping them warm up in advance. Why don't you just help me with my funeral and warm up the crematorium in advance?"
"Well... you can do it if you want. But I'm afraid that there won't be enough people coming, and it will be embarrassing for you, teacher."
"Gojo Satoru!"
The poor principal stood up suddenly, gasping for breath, his chest heaving as if he was lacking oxygen.
He took several deep breaths, pushed the chair in front of him, and shouted, "Come here. I don't want to be the principal anymore. I'm going to die now. You can be the principal now!"
"Emmm...that's fine." Gojo Satoru nodded and didn't even bother to refuse. He sat down comfortably and, not surprisingly, he got punched hard on the back of his head.
"What sin did I commit to have a student like you? Why didn't Youxin kill you just now?"
I couldn't help but snicker.
I’m almost there, Principal, I’ve already grabbed him by the scruff of the neck!
"Youxin, you're still laughing." Principal Ye Moth suddenly called out my name and scolded me, "Most of the buildings were destroyed by you alone. You had to use slashing instead of any other technique. Now you've chopped the tops of the two teaching buildings like sashimi, and I don't even know where to start repairing them!"
"I'm very sorry." At this time, it's definitely okay to take the initiative to admit your mistakes. I quickly stretched out my hand and swore in a good manner, "I'm sorry, Principal. I will compensate you well."
"I will never dare to do that again!"
In fact, it’s no wonder that he was so angry, because I really lost my mind just now.
He got so emotional that he turned into Ryomen Sukuna mode, chasing Gojo Satoru and hacking him, wishing he could hammer him into the ground, bury him, and then stomp on him a few times.
That guy doesn't matter, but the surrounding houses and buildings are in big trouble.
"Yeah." Hearing what I said, Principal Ye Moth calmed down a little and his breathing became much smoother.
Then, Gojo Satoru started talking again: "Hey, Principal, you see Yuxin has admitted her mistake, just forgive her."
"How dare you say that!" Principal Ye Moth's expression became even uglier. He said unhappily, "Although I don't know what her temper is like, I know your character very well!"
“Hey…” Gojo Satoru blinked and pointed at himself innocently, “I’m the one who got beaten.”
As he spoke, he opened his collar and turned his head slightly to show the scratch on his neck that had not been healed by the reversal technique.
Because his skin was fair, even the blue veins of his veins could be seen at a glance, so the marks were particularly bright and obvious in comparison.
At first glance, it looked like someone had abused him.
But in fact, I didn't use much force at all! I'm so angry, this scheming man is playing the victim again.
"That's a really big wound." I glanced at him and said sarcastically, "If you were a step later, the wound would have healed on its own."
As I spoke, the resentment in my heart began to rise again.
It's only because my brain has been eaten by zombies that I have the leisure to comfort Gojo Satoru!
"You deserve it without even thinking about it." Principal Ye Moth didn't buy his story and said unhappily, "Okay, let's find a way to solve the problem."
"It's definitely too late to find someone to repair it now." Gojo Satoru said confidently, "Like I said, it will be used as a battlefield sooner or later, so it doesn't matter if it's left there."
"You can go to the back hill and the teaching building slowly. No one usually goes up to the top floor anyway." Principal Ye Moth rubbed his temple and said with a headache, "But the playground is within the scope of daily activities. Now it has become a horrible state."
"There are still two days left. No matter what method you use, try to make it look presentable." He raised his head and said to us, "Don't embarrass me too much."
The last sentence in his voice sounded much more mature.
I:"........."
Ah, this, I feel so guilty, it feels like I'm abusing an elderly person.
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After being scolded severely, I just walked out of the door and saw the first-year students who were eavesdropping and making faces at me.
"Has Sister Youxin confessed to Sensei Gojo?" Ye Qiangwei asked in a low voice to Youren and Hui, leaning against the wall.
"Probably... not really." Fushiguro Megumi frowned and said, "The tone she used at that time sounded more like she was coaxing a child."
"But Gojo-sensei isn't a kid anymore," Yuhito muttered quietly, "Although I don't think it's a confession either."
"Let's count the mental age." Fushiguro Megumi thought for a moment and then said, "Do you think this guy looks mature?"
The other two shook their heads.
"That's it." Fushiguro Megumi said, "Maybe Gojo-sensei got into a dramatic mood and insisted that Sister Youxin comfort him, and then we bumped into him, and that's how it turned out."
"Cough cough." I walked behind them and coughed vigorously twice.
"Sister Youxin!" Seeing my expression, they felt embarrassed for being caught eavesdropping, so they said hello and ran away quickly pulling Fushiguro Megumi.
The only ones left were Fushiguro Shigeu, who was half leaning against the wall with his arms folded, and Suguru Geto next to him.
"........I'm so sad." Xia Youjie sighed and said, "Youxin, it turns out that the person you love the most is only Wu, and we are nothing."
I:".........."
I opened my mouth, but was speechless for a moment. Every word he said now seemed to nail me deeper into the pillar of shame.
Damn it, these words were clearly just said casually to please Gojo Satoru, but why did they become particularly embarrassing when they came out of Geto Suguru's mouth.
“Surprisingly, the person I like the most is only Wu.” He said faintly.
My scalp instantly felt numb and my face turned purple. I wished I could find a hole in the ground to crawl into.
"No!" I argued vigorously, "I was just saying it casually, everyone knows that!"
"Yushin-chan." Xiayou Jie still looked unconvinced, frowning slightly and saying sadly, "But you said that you only really played with Wu, and you only played with us. Is that something you can just say casually?"
I:"........."
"I told you you're stupid." Fushiguro Shiji looked at me as if I were mentally retarded, and said angrily, "You've been fooled around by these two. Is your brain made of almond tofu?"
.........If it were yesterday, I might have had the confidence to refute him, but now, I even want to travel through time and go back to beat up myself from a few hours ago.
How could I believe this bastard's lies?
"Your classes have already ended." I couldn't answer this question, so I had to change the subject in a muffled voice, "Are you here to talk to the principal about something?"
The subtext is, if you have something to do, go in quickly and don't catch me and scold me.
"I'm here to see the joke." Fushiguro Shige said without any concealment.
I’m kidding myself: “…”
"What about Jie?" My eyes flashed and I asked, "You are here to see the joke too."
"That's not me." Xia Youjie still looked calm and gentle, "I did come to see the principal."
"Then you should hurry in." I touched my nose and said quickly, "With Gojo Satoru and I as the control group, he must be very pleased with you now."
"Don't worry." Xia Youjie took a step forward, walked in front of me, and said, "Compared to that, Youxin, I also want to ask you something."
"What's the matter?" I looked at him puzzled.
"Wu said that you want to leave Jujutsu High School to hunt down your enemies and leave after the sister exchange meeting. Is this true?"
I paused, retracted my hand, and nodded slowly, "It's true."
"The last time we failed to encircle and suppress him, that guy was seriously injured. He will definitely not attack easily again. He should be hiding somewhere to recover from his injuries." I explained to him, "He is hiding very deep. He should have hiding places all over the country. If I just stay in the high school, I will miss this opportunity."
The current situation is that I am in the light and the enemy is in the dark.
We can't let this situation continue. There has to be an end to it.
"So....Wu said he wanted to go with you?"
"I'm not taking him with me." I raised my voice, glared at the humanoid creature that was walking towards me, and said angrily, "The last thing I want to see right now is Gojo Satoru!"
"Hey..." He stretched out his tone, pretending to be uncomfortable and holding his heart, saying, "Youxin, why don't you take me with you? Isn't I your most favorite person?"
"hehe."
I sneered and looked at him expressionlessly.
"I clearly said that Gojo Satoru is the guy I hate the most." I said, "You must be hallucinating."
As soon as I get back, I will immediately stop being a fan and start disliking you.
The Gojo Satoru Anti-Fan Association was set up overnight, and they continuously retweeted his ugly and black photos 24 hours a day, and posted a hundred passionate insults every day to ensure that there was no blind spot in all directions.
After saying this, I turned and left.
"Wait, Youxin." Xia Youjie grabbed my wrist and used a little force to keep me where I was.
“Since you don’t plan to take Wu with you, how about taking me with you?” He said in a gentle voice, “At least, you need someone to go with you.”
I was taken aback.
"Why?" He raised his eyebrows and asked, "Because you and I are just playing around, so, don't you think about it?"
"No." I paused and said, "It's not because of this."
In the last battle, it was obvious that Kosuo no longer regarded the conspiracy in the original work as the focus of his plan.
Now, all his actions are aimed at me alone.
The reason I want to leave the School of Sorcery is that almost all of the existing special-grade sorcerers are stationed here, and there are also four or five elite first-grade sorcerers. It is a completely luxurious lineup.
Something that loves to hide like a noose will never dare to come out.
I have to create an environment where he is completely alone before I can lure him out.
Of course, with the so-called "omniscient" God as my guide, he must know whether I am really alone or just pretending to be alone with an ambush around me.
So... no one, including them, can be brought too close to the college.
However, the risk of doing so seems a bit high. What if Noose really has some backup plan? I won't be able to find anyone to rescue me. If I die in his hands, it will be a huge loss.
To be frank, the entire burden of this world is on my shoulders alone.
If I make a mistake accidentally and it happens to me for the fifth time, I will really turn evil!
"Anyway." I scratched my hair, a little annoyed, and muttered, "I haven't decided yet..."
I haven’t figured out what to do yet.
Before he could finish his words, he was interrupted by Gojo Satoru.
"Huh?" He jumped out, pointed at Xia Youjie, and said rudely, "Why do you want to go with Xiaoyan? I was the one who said I wanted to go first."
"It's hard to say whether his eyes can see the enemy."
"Wu, I think you want to get beaten again, right?" Xia Youjie brushed his sleeves and looked calm and composed. "You were just scolded by Mr. Yega, and you really don't remember anything."
"If I have to say, your personality is really a headache."
"That's better than you."
I:".........."
Here it comes again, this subtle quarrel, but it feels like cooperation.
"Do you understand now?" Fushiguro Shige came up behind me and said leisurely, "So, what I just said was - 'they'."
Don't be fooled by Gojo Satoru.
But...he was fooled by Gojo Satoru and Geto Suguru.