Chapter 28
Chapter 28
Zhou Shi had a fever and a sprain, and lay down in the hospital for three days.During this period, Zhong Ming almost moved the entire apartment into the ward, game consoles and comic books were scattered on the bed, and potato chips and milk tea were piled up on the table. Every time Zhou Shi opened his eyes, he wanted to leave the hospital as soon as possible.
Fortunately, he didn't have to face such a tragic scene from time to time.
Zhou Shi has grown up to such an age, and he has never suffered from such a lingering illness. He only wants to sleep all day long.He discussed it with Zhong Ming in private, and finally Zhong Ming insisted that the ointment must have too much stamina.
——Then Zhong Ming immediately suggested "do it again", and Zhou Shi immediately lay down and pretended to be asleep.
Until someone put a hand on the back of his head, Zhou Shi said with a full of anger, "I said—"
As soon as he opened his eyes and turned his head, he shut up, because Sitting in front of the hospital bed was Big Brother Zhou—and a kind Big Brother Zhou.
Since Zhou Shi was born, he had never seen a benevolent Zhou, so he couldn't help shivering.
The big guy Zhou coughed lightly, then straightened his face, "Baby boy."
Zhou Shi bit the bullet, "Dad."
Big brother Zhou said: "Where did you get hurt? Ah Ming won't tell, show me."
Zhou Shi glared at Zhong Ming, who silently looked at the sky with potato chips in his hand.
Zhou Shi said, "No, it's nothing—"
Before he could finish his sentence, the boss slapped him on the back on Monday, "Push the street! I told you not to sleep on your stomach! Sperm killer!"
Zhou Shi buried his face in the pillow, clenched his fists tightly, and held back a cry of pain after holding back for a long time.
Zhong Ming laughed wildly, and the potato chips were sparsely pulled off the bed, "Boss, he just hurt his back. Healing the wound or killing the sperm is one of two options. He chooses killing the sperm."
The boss turned around and said, "And you! What kind of hospital do you live in for a little injury! Scared the cats so much that they are cooking soup all day long!"
Zhong Ming picked up the Laohuo soup that Maozai delivered once a day and drank it slowly, "Me? I will supervise him not to overkill."
Big Brother Zhou had a headache and rubbed his temples, "Putting Street, Punching Street, one Temple Street and two Punching Streets."
The bell rang loudly to warm up the scene, "Okay, uncle, it's raining and the sky is clear. Come, have some soup."
Big brother Zhou said: "Drink soup every day until I vomit."
Zhong Ming then handed over the shrimp crackers, "Come, eat the shrimp crackers."
Big brother Zhou took the shrimp crackers and tore open the packaging bag.
Zhou Shi felt guilty, and Zhong Ming actually felt guilty too. The two of them listened silently to Big Brother Zhou eating shrimp crackers for a while. Big Brother Zhou put down the shrimp crackers and sighed.
Zhou Shi said, "Dad."
Big Brother Zhou wanted to touch the cigarette, but he withdrew his hand after thinking about it, "Actually, Chouji saw Tiger Hui in Mong Kok that day."
In Zhou Shi's eyes, the big brother Zhou had added a few more white hairs, sitting in front of the hospital bed with drooping brows, obviously looking depressed.
The big brother Zhou continued: "Ugly Ji guessed something was wrong, so he came back and asked me to send someone. I said don't worry about it, the boys over there in Mong Kok are all tall horses, all of them are worthless, and in the end, something happened to you two."
Zhou Shi said, "Dad, that day was intended—"
The big brother Zhou shook his head, "If there is any accident, if there is no accident, it is God's fortune. In the first half of my life, I beheaded countless people, but in the second half of my life, the two of you are beheaded by others, it is fate."
Zhou Shi stopped talking, knowing that everything he said was superfluous.
Zhong Ming said: "Boss, it's all feudal superstition, you think too much."
The boss Zhou turned around and pointed at him, "And you! Don't be big or small." After a moment of silence, he said again: "You youngsters don't know the importance. If you do anything in the future, before you do it, it's good for your family or friends. , Brother, think for three seconds, think about whether it’s worth it. One, two, three, do it if it’s worth it. Okay, after counting three seconds, I’m leaving.”
Zhou Shi said, "Dad—"
Big brother Zhou said: "Stop talking nonsense, I have a heart attack, don't scare me. Your sister Rose is still waiting for my examination."
Zhou Shi and Zhong Ming greeted obediently, "Goodbye."
The boss Zhou walked to the door, seemed to be unsatisfied, and turned back again.He recently read scripts at home with Sister Rose, and even learned a lot of new words. Looking at Zhong Ming's gauze-covered neck, he said "tsk", "chicken neck."
Looking at Zhou Shi's bandaged arm again, he said "Tsk", "Dog leg."
Looking at the two people shaking their fingers again, "The chicken and the dog are restless."
Zhou Shi: ...
Zhong Ming: ...
Big Boss Zhou saw that the two of them were silent, and remembered that the two of them were not dating, and sighed, "I don't know whose younger sister would like you. Marry a chicken as a chicken, marry a dog as a dog."
Zhong Ming lowered his head and muttered, "Dating, dating, what's so good about dating a girl? One night of surprises and a moment of pleasure, Jiuyue gave birth to a barbecued pork bun. It seems that Zhou Sir is the most suitable."
Zhou Shi immediately uttered a "tsk", but fortunately the big brother Zhou didn't hear it, and left the ward with a bag of shrimp crackers, and lit a cigarette before reaching the door.
The nurse happened to come in and asked, and she asked, "Who was that just now? It's so fierce."
Zhong Ming pointed at Zhou Shi, "His old man."
The nurse looked at Zhou Shi, and said "Tsk", "Blood relationship."
Zhong Ming said: "Miss, this is your fault. People can't judge their appearance. I have searched all over Hong Kong for a gentle man like my brother, and there is no second..."
The nurse recalled the heroic deeds of this police officer, and then thought about the "gentleness" Zhong Ming said, and felt that Zhong Ming's mind was broken, "Mr. Zhong, please drink less Coke, it will kill brain cells."
Zhong Ming opened another bottle, "What do you do with so many brain cells? Einstein's brain cells are only used up a few percent. It's better for my mortals to kill brain cells than to kill sperm. Right bro?"
Zhou Shi supported his forehead, took the pill and swallowed it, "Miss, when can I be discharged from the hospital?"
The nurse went to ask the doctor, Zhong Ming jumped up and closed the door, "Brother, let's do it again."
Zhou Shi had a headache and was about to lie down to sleep immediately, when Zhong Ming pinched his face, "If you don't come, you won't come, why do you want to kill sperm if you don't agree with each other. Come, let's guess punches."
"mora?"
Zhong Ming nodded, "Guess the punch."
The young man's eyes are bright, innocent, innocent, and kind.
Zhou Shi stretched out his hand, and the scissors came out with a "ha" sound from the bell: "You lose!"
Zhou Shi didn't change his face, "Two wins in three rounds."
Zhong Ming was not angry, "Come on!"
Zhong Ming continued to throw out the scissors, but Zhou Shi threw out a rock, punched Zhong Ming in the ribs, and pulled him over by pulling his clothes, "Say, what's wrong?"
Zhong Ming felt that half of his lung had been smashed out again, and he hung his waist on Zhou Shi's shoulder to catch his breath, "Nonsense! Of course it will be done again!"
Zhou Shi almost yelled: "I knew it! The sperm is on the brain!"
Zhong Ming said: "Sperm is on the brain, it is human nature! If you win, you will be on the top, if you lose, you will be on the bottom! The star of Hung Hom, the eagle of Kowloon, fight to the death, buy it and leave it! Come on, make a move!"
Zhou Shi couldn't make a move, his eyes were dark and deep, "Are you sure?"
Zhong Ming lifted Zhou Shi's chin, and said, "Sir Zhou is a beautiful country, and I won't lose if I go up or down."
Zhou Shi raised his eyebrows, "Doesn't it mean that everyone wants to be the next one?"
Zhong Ming remembered the source of Zhou Shi's information, and immediately cursed, "Fart! Let them try Zhou Shi once! Guaranteed everyone wants to do it!"
Zhou Shi stared at him, clenched his hands into fists, "Three, two, one."
As soon as the words were finished, Zhong Ming swung out his fist, and Zhou Shi flattened his right hand, "Two wins in three rounds."
Zhong Ming jumped up, "Stop playing, stop playing!"
In the end, Zhou Shi pulled the back of the hospital gown and gently dragged him onto the bed. Zhou Shi held a thermometer in his mouth like a big guy smoking a cigarette, and patted his back, "Lie down."
Zhong Ming pouted his buttocks, turned around with grief and indignation on his face, "I played guessing boxing with you only because I was blind and blindfolded!"
Zhou Shiping unbuttoned his trousers flatly, "I'm willing to bet and admit defeat, buy and leave."
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Ah, I made up my mind about my brother holding a thermometer... I burned myself rightnow
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