Chapter 200
Chapter 200
Looking at Yu'er, who was blushing, Jiang Yi suspected that his newly strengthened hearing was wrong.
"Comic book?" he repeated.
Although very embarrassed, Yu'er nodded firmly.
"Is it the kind of notebook I understand? Isn't it a notebook or something?"
"It's... the kind that's astringent~"
Jiang Yi looked at Yu'er with a pure face, and asked with a smile:
"Why do you want to watch that with me?"
They're both adults, and it's not an porn movie starring real people. It's actually okay for the couple to watch this kind of Two-dimensional pictures.
"Because~ I want to learn some skills~" Yu'er's ears turned red.
"Pfft~ Your skills are already very good." Jiang Yi didn't know whether to complain or praise.
"Hate!"
"No problem, it doesn't matter if you don't see the real person, I'll look for it~"
With that said, Jiang Yi picked up the phone and tried to find some yellow existence in the browser.
But he didn't have a website, and Huaxia's control was very strict, so he couldn't find the way after a few minutes.
"Cough~" Yu'er coughed dryly on purpose.
While continuing to search clumsily, Jiang Yi said:
"what happened?"
Yu'er in her arms laughed dryly twice, and said in a nonstop way:
"Well, I have a software to watch~"
"What!?" Jiang Yi was shocked.
Turning his attention to Yu'er, he said in shock:
"Yu'er, I can't see that you are still a hidden female driver."
"I don't have it! This is what I asked Ouyang for! It was her idea to read the book..."
Frowning, Jiang Yi wondered how much time Ouyang and Xiang Yuhang had to spend at home.
"The two of them don't often watch action movies and study together?" Jiang Yi tried to ask.
Yu'er nodded as expected, and said in a sticky voice:
"She asked us to do the same at first, but I don't want you to see other women's bodies, and I don't want to see men's bodies other than my husband..."
He couldn't help laughing, even with this kind of obscure question about gender, Yu'er still made him feel extraordinarily cute.
"Then you open the software she gave you and have a look." Jiang Yi smiled while holding Yu'er.
"Hmm~"
I saw Yu'er click on a large folder of "system tools", and flipped through a lot of apps that came with the phone but never used, and a pink software appeared in the eyes of the two.
"I want to open it, I didn't peek before~" Yu'er said nervously.
"Um··"
Just about to agree, Jiang Yi's heart tightened when he felt that the living room was too bright.
"Wait a moment!"
With that said, he closed all the curtains and doors with the smart terminal.
As a simple boy born in the countryside, Jiang Yi hardly had other ways of entertainment other than studying since he was a child.
Not to mention, the content in this aspect is very conservative in rural areas, and gender issues are rarely mentioned.
So, like Yu'er, this is Jiang Yi's first time browsing pornographic software.
Along with nervousness and guilty conscience, there is also a little bit of excitement and anticipation.
The two looked at each other, nodded solemnly, and then Yu'er clicked on the software.
After registering an account, the two came to the new world.
The pop-up advertisements, the classified pictures on the homepage, and the recommendation column are all top-notch productions by superb painters.
"It's just some lines and colors, it's not a big deal, just find some pure love to see." Jiang Yi said duplicity.
If you want to ask why, these pictures are too powerful for an innocent big boy.
So that Yu'er, who was sitting on him, quickly felt his reaction.
Secretly spitting at her husband for sex criticism, Yu'er looked backwards.
Since it was all drawn by women just now, she didn't feel anything.
But as soon as I turned to the category page, some strange things came into view.
"It's just some lines and colors, all fake."
As she said that, Yu'er tried her best to ignore the pictures in other categories, and clicked on the column of pure love.
Ever since, the light emitted by the mobile phone was like a door to a new world joyfully opened, and the two of them kept browsing down while blushing.
"That's it? It's not as good-looking as my wife's."
"That's it? Not as big as my husband's."
Having said that, the expressiveness that does not belong to the three dimensions still makes the two newcomers feel hot.
"This...can play..."
"Husband... shall we try this tonight?"
"What night, right now!"
"Eh!?"
Jiang Yi picked up Yu'er involuntarily, and took her to the bedroom with a whoosh.
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A week later, Jiang Yi and Yu'er flew to a second-tier city in the south.
"Husband, didn't you say that you will go to that summit in a few days? Why did you come here so far?" Yu'er asked curiously, holding Jiang Yi's arm.
According to the address he found earlier, the handout took Yu'er to a residential area.
"Our team's force value is definitely enough, but except for me, those guys' computers are not very good."
"After we go out, there are only Li Ge and Wang Qian in the rear, and there is no one who can replace my brain." Jiang Yi explained.
"Replace your brain? Is there anyone else in this world who can match you with more brain development than Einstein?" Yu'er was shocked.
Rubbing her head, Jiang Yi smiled and said:
"How is it possible? There must be no second one. It can only be said that his computer is better than ordinary people."
"Oh~"
After going around for more than ten minutes, the two came to an old-fashioned residential building.
Stepping on the bumpy stairs, Jiang Yi took Yu'er to the fourth floor and knocked on the door a few times.
"Bang bang bang~"
The old iron door made an unpleasant sound.
After waiting for a while, there was no sound in the room.
"Nobody?" Yu'er guessed.
"he is at home."
Recalling that indescribable name, Jiang Yi shouted loudly:
"Guardian of the whole realm·Hand of God·Lord of the Devouring Beast·While breaking free..."
"Bang!!"
Before finishing a series of inexplicable words, the broken iron door was suddenly pulled open by a force, and a young man sitting in a wheelchair appeared in front of the two of them with eyes full of horror.
The young man is about 20 years old, wearing earphones, with long and stylish hair, and although his thin face is still a bit immature, it is a proper little fresh meat level.
He was dressed very homely, with anime characters all over his clothes, and a big orange on his leg.
"How do you know my... um!? You two are!!?"
The Guardian of the Whole Territory was about to ask Jiang Yi how he knew his title, but it turned out that the two looked very familiar.
Jiang Yi grinned and introduced himself:
"Listen, my name is record maker, father of pulse energy, father of ion energy, wholesaler of vector engine research, youngest academician in human history, five-pointed star warrior of morality, intelligence, physique, beauty and labor..."
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