Mind reading, the emperor saw my fist hard

Chapter 162: Special Hobby, Very Special

"drum!"

"Something close to my body!"

"This is Concubine Rou's favorite jade drum."

"A treasure worth a thousand gold given by the emperor."

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Everyone was guessing what the head of the Qi family had brought out from the imperial mausoleum.

"Corpse!"

"Cough cough cough..."

This is caused by choking on saliva.

"Hiss~~"

This is caused by accidentally biting the tongue.

Emperor Xuan asked the prince beside him in confusion: "What did the head of the Qi family bring out from the imperial mausoleum? I don't think I heard it clearly."

The prince's face was calm: "Father did not hear wrongly, bring out Concubine Rou's body."

"Snapped!"

Emperor Xuan covered his face with his hands.

Almost gritting his teeth, he said: "Master Chen!"

Lord Chen from the Hanlin Academy and Emperor Xuan had the same expression: "I understand!"

It must be clearly recorded in the history books.

The head of the Qi family brought out the remains of the favorite concubine of the previous dynasty from the imperial tomb of the previous dynasty to prevent future generations from misunderstanding His Majesty.

But Lord Chen, you forgot one thing: everything will turn into its opposite when it reaches its extreme.

If you emphasize too much, it will make people suspicious.

[Is this person a necrophiliac or something? He actually dug up the bones of someone who had been dead for hundreds of years. ]

Everyone outside the door nodded.

Necrophilia.

They learned a new term.

What Xu Jinyu said inside continued to be transmitted by the internal security.

"Not only the remains of Concubine Rou, but also the remains of the empress of the previous dynasty who made the emperor have only one woman in his life were stolen."

"I'm going to kill the guy named Qi."

Someone in the crowd jumped up on the spot.

He is the descendant of the queen's family.

The people around me grabbed him and said, "Not really, not really!"

The man's eyes were red with anger: "How can it be so? Your ancestors have been dug up, and you can't even say it's so."

"No, I mean, keep listening. You need evidence. Without evidence, how can you accuse the head of the Qi family?"

"yes!"

The young man, with bloodshot eyes, calmed down and continued listening.

"That Concubine Li who can fight the general on equal terms."

"The concubine with the voice like an oriole."

"That peerless and virtuous concubine."

“That person…”

Emperor Xuan's hands were shaking as he held the list of concubines dug up by the head of the Qi family.

"This Qi family master stole the remains of all the concubines with special features from the previous dynasty's imperial mausoleum."

How is he going to settle this matter?

Dig up the imperial tombs of the previous dynasty and bury them again.

Just find a random place to bury it.

There is no reason to disturb the deceased for the sake of the corpse of a concubine.

"The head of the Qi family even built an underground cemetery specifically for those corpses. You can go and take a look when you have time."

"It's the suburbs of Beijing."

Great, I know where it is.

"Come here, go and surround the cemetery of the Qi family master for me."

Emperor Xuan really gritted his teeth when he gave the order.

Emperor Xuan said that he felt really wronged because he had to clean up the mess caused by the evil done by the head of the Qi family.

Poor Ma Li had never seen the world. She huddled in a corner, her eyes blurred with tears, but she still tried hard to remember what Xu Jinyu said.

He was still mumbling: "I am the accountant, I am here to be the accountant."

"Next, Master Bai, this person has a very healthy hobby."

very healthy.

Ma Li wiped away her tears and cheered herself up.

"This guy loves to cuckold himself."

Ma Li’s eyes widened. How could this hobby be healthy?

Where is the health!!!

Is the princess crazy, or am I crazy?

Everyone outside the door looked at the head of the Bai family. He came here to get information, but he didn't expect that Princess Tai'an would give him a big gift as soon as he arrived.

Facing the surprised eyes of the crowd, the head of the Bai family forced himself to pull up the corners of his lips and gave everyone a stiff smile.

"When entertaining guests, he would let his concubine dance naked on the stage, and would watch his concubine having sex with others."

"He even instructed his concubines on which position was the most pleasurable, which position was the least strenuous, and which position..."

"Snapped!"

The pen in Ma Li's hand fell and she looked at Xu Jinyu with tears in her eyes.

Is this something that an unmarried girl like me can know?

Ma Li's appearance made Xu Jinyu realize that this kind of gossip was too exciting for an unmarried girl in ancient times.

"Or...you can go down, you are not needed here."

Ma Li wiped away her tears and looked at Xu Jinyu with determination: "Princess, I can do it, Princess, I can do it!"

Xu Jinyu: You can’t do it either.

The voice of the head of the Bai family trembled slightly, and the grief and anger in his heart seemed to erupt like a volcano, wanting to burst through his chest and shout out.

He actually shouted out.

"She's sick, isn't she? I didn't provoke her, why would she expose my privacy?"

"Humph!"

Emperor Xuan snorted coldly: "You didn't provoke her, how did her grandparents come to the capital."

The grief and anger on Patriarch Bai's face disappeared in an instant: "This...this...I was just joining in the fun. I really didn't do anything."

“It’s all…it’s all…”

The head of the Bai family was dispirited. He was just a small figure among the aristocratic families. He could not afford to offend the big aristocratic families, and he could not afford to offend Emperor Xuan either.

Now Princess Tai'an has to be added to the list of people we cannot afford to offend.

Emperor Xuan turned around and ignored Master Bai.

"Next, Patriarch Yuan."

The head of the Yuan family was a middle-aged man. He raised his head and puffed out his chest when he heard Xu Jinyu's voice.

"Yuan is an open and honest person. He has nothing to hide from others. You gentlemen can listen to him without worry."

"Eh~ Patriarch Yuan's hobby is a bit unusual."

Everyone: What kind of hobby is so unique that it surprises Lord Xu?

"The head of the Yuan family can't stand people urinating and defecating anywhere, so he uses a slingshot to shoot at the tools used by those who urinate and defecate anywhere."

"During the peak period, more than 100 people were killed in one day using this weapon."

"Hiss~~~"

Everyone took a deep breath. This hobby was indeed quite unusual. Most people wouldn't have the leisure to acquire tools to beat people up.

Besides, it’s okay in the capital, but there are no toilets outside the city. What should I do if I don’t urinate or defecate anywhere? I’m afraid I’ll wet my pants.

At this time, an old man squeezed through the crowd with difficulty and slapped the head of the Yuan family: "It was you, the grandson, who hit my little xx, right!"

"I was in so much pain for more than ten days that I walked like a duck. My colleagues all laughed at me."

"Damn..."

The old man was still cursing when another voice was heard.

"Master Liu, you lied to me~~" another official pointed at the old man who beat people and accused him.

Many people looked at Lord Liu with unfriendly eyes.

This summer, Mr. Liu walked with his legs crossed and his feet pointed. Everyone was concerned about him, and he said that this was a popular pace in the south.

Since it is popular in the south, people who are interested will certainly learn it.

During those days, the streets of the capital were full of people walking with their legs crossed and their feet pointed.

The common people laughed very happily because it looked so much like a duck.

This Mr. Liu was not afraid of so many looks at you: "Then what do you want me to say? Say that someone beat my little xx, or say that I was hurt in bed."

"No matter what I say, you will continue to ask questions. Blame it on your curiosity."

Everyone suddenly realized: In order to avoid embarrassing yourself, you chose to embarrass everyone else together.

"Puchi..."

"Hahaha····"

Everyone finally couldn't help laughing.

The laughter was particularly loud.

Xu Jinyu stood up in the princess's mansion.

"Why do I hear someone laughing outside?"

"Of course someone is laughing. I have already released what I just transcribed."

The clever guard who played Huang Jinbao so well that he could not even cry quickly added.

"You are smart, what's your name?"

"My name is Hua Xu."

"Hua Xu, I will definitely take you with me next time I leave the house."

Hua Xu's eyes were full of curiosity: "So what else is going on at the home of the Yuan family master?"

Xu Jinyu smiled obscenely: "Of course there is more than that."