Mind reading, the emperor saw my fist hard

Chapter 305 The largest toilet in the palace exploded!

"Boom boom boom!"

The drum for reporting was struck.

Xu Jinyu was dragged out of the bed by the maid. While she was still dazed, she was tidied up by the maids and then stuffed into the carriage.

After getting off the carriage, Xu Jinyu was still in a daze until he heard the official next to him say, "The Dengwen drum has been struck. Something big must have happened. The Dengwen drum has been struck three times in my dynasty. I wonder what kind of disaster this time will be!"

The drum for reporting was struck!

Xu Jinyu suddenly woke up.

This is a big thing, and something fun is going to happen.

As my mind became clear, I smelled a pungent smell. This smell was so familiar. Wasn’t it the smell of the toilet?

[Hey~~Did the toilet in the palace explode? It stinks! These ancient toilets are too unsafe. One just exploded in Changlu County, and now it’s the turn of the toilet in the palace. ]

[Wuyang knew that the toilet would explode, didn't she remind the emperor? ]

No!

They had smelled this stench a long time ago and knew that it came from the palace. They had many guesses, but the only thing they didn't guess was that the toilet in the palace had exploded.

The civil and military officials could not help but glance inside the high wall. The toilet in the palace had exploded. Inside...

OK!OK!

Could this Dengwen drum be related to the explosion of the toilet?

It can't be that someone was in the toilet and was beating the drum at this time. The time was too inappropriate.

Wouldn't it be exciting to bang on the door at this time?

By the time everyone arrived at the court room, the stench in the air was even stronger. In the court room, Emperor Xuan did not sit on the dragon throne. Instead, he walked back and forth on the ground with his hands on his hips, his eyes burning with anger.

There was paper stuffed in both nostrils, which was funny.

The eunuch Liu behind him didn't dare to stuff paper in his nose, but his whole face was tense.

He had to frown. As the chief eunuch, he had definitely lived a life of luxury over the years. If he didn't frown after being attacked by such a stench, he would really vomit.

Kneeling in front of Emperor Xuan were the trembling Princess Wuyang and the fifth prince.

[No way! It really blew up! I was just saying, someone really blew up the toilet, and it was the Fifth Prince who did it, and Princess Wuyang served as the technical director.]

Princess Wuyang: My ancestor! You are cheating people without distinguishing between friend and foe. I am not a technical instructor, I just repeated the cause of the explosion in the Changlu County toilet.

At this moment, the lips of the civil and military officials twitched wildly. They had only one thought in their minds: The Fifth Prince is a real warrior! He even dared to blow up his own toilet.

"Cough cough cough..."

“Puff... cough cough cough...”

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This is an official who has little patience.

Hearing these voices, Emperor Xuan suddenly raised his head and looked at the officials in the court with gloomy eyes.

All the civil and military officials could not help but shrink their necks.

If you laugh at this time, you are really asking for death!

Emperor Xuan pointed at Xu Jinyu's nose and shouted angrily: "You! Come here and kneel down!"

Seeing Emperor Xuan, Xu Jinyu was almost mad with anger. He walked over and knelt down obediently.

But my heart is not at peace,

[No wonder he almost went crazy. It was not easy to have a good harvest this year, and the Ministry of Revenue’s warehouse was full. The emperor was in the mood to visit the harem, and play in the water with the beauty, and they were getting better and better. At the critical moment, an explosion sounded, and he almost wilted in fear. The beautiful woman in his arms smelled a little bit smelly.]

【Later I discovered that it wasn’t the beauty that stank, it was the entire palace that stank.】

[If he really fainted from fear, he would probably be the first person in history to be frightened...]

The corners of the mouths of the civil and military officials twitched wildly, and they really couldn't make a sad expression. Although they knew it was wrong, they really couldn't help it!

Everyone knew about the explosion in the Changlu County toilet after Lord Ren reported the incident to the emperor. What was unexpected was that someone actually dared to do it, and judging from the situation at the scene, the culprits were Princess Wuyang and the fifth prince.

Emperor Xuan became even angrier when Xu Jinyu brought up what happened in his bed. He couldn't vent his anger on Xu Jinyu, so he had to find someone else to vent his anger on.

"Are Wei An and Ren Changfeng here?"

Wei An and Ren Changfeng obediently walked out of the crowd and knelt beside Xu Jinyu consciously, with their heads lowered and their eyes submissive. They definitely didn't dare to jump around when Emperor Xuan was furious. Unlike Xu Jinyu, who looked obedient on the surface, but actually kept muttering in his heart.

"You guys..." Emperor Xuan really didn't know how to get angry.

"Xiao Wu, tell me why you blew up the toilet?"

The fifth prince was only about ten years old, his hair was still wet, and it was obvious that he had just washed it. When he heard his father asking him a question, he pursed his lips in grievance: "Wow~~~Father, I didn't expect the toilet to really explode. I just heard from my sister that the toilet would explode, so...so...I was curious, just curious."

"Father, I won't dare to do that again! Wow wow wow wow~~~"

"Who knew that I hadn't even poured the lamp oil into the toilet yet, but when I threw in a lighter, the toilet exploded. Wuuuuuu... Father! I stink! Even mother thinks I stink! She wants to chop me off!"

Although the fifth prince cried bitterly, the officials also tried hard to hold back their laughter.

"You still have the nerve to cry."

Thinking of the chaos in the harem, Emperor Xuan really wanted to beat someone up.

The Fifth Prince was so curious that he didn't even bother to find a smaller toilet. He blew up the largest toilet in the harem, which was used by palace maids and eunuchs. Needless to say, the amount of water was huge. Several ladies in the harem were affected, including the Fifth Prince's own mother.

If he hadn't left quickly, his mother would have pulled out the sword from the wall and was ready to kill him for the sake of justice.

Moreover, this son blew up the toilet himself and poured water all over his head. Even after flushing it several times, there was still a bad smell. He didn't want this son anymore.

"And you!"

Emperor Xuan turned his attention to the remaining few people.

"Wuyang, how free do you have to tell your brother these nonsense things?"

Princess Wuyang secretly rolled her eyes. What was she talking about? Her aunt and her nephew eloped, or about borrowing sperm? Was that something a child could listen to? She could only pick out some things she could talk about. Who knew her brother had such a good practical spirit?

I really went to blow up the toilet.

Emperor Xuan pointed his finger at Xu Jinyu's head again, and after thinking for a while he passed by Xu Jinyu directly. If he dealt with Xu Jinyu, Xu Jinyu would not dare to say anything, but would definitely complain in his heart, so he better not to make himself angry.

Pointing at Wei An, he said, "Wei An, you have nothing to do. Tell people why the toilet exploded and let this idle bastard blow up the toilet."

Wei An bit his tongue to hold back his laughter. He didn't expect that the curiosity of children in ancient times was no less than that of modern children. He said to Emperor Xuan obediently: "I know my crime!"

[Impotent rage, this is impotent rage! ]

Emperor Xuan pretended not to hear and pointed at Ren Changfeng: "And you, you are the oldest and should be the most stable. Why did you spread the news of the toilet explosion?"

Ren Changfeng almost rolled his eyes. It was you who asked me to tell you everything that happened in Changlu County in detail. You wanted to see me make a fool of myself, and now that something has happened, you blame me.

But he still said: "I know my crime, but I don't know the severity of it."

Even though everyone pleaded guilty, Emperor Xuan was still furious. He didn't know who to blame, and he would feel uncomfortable if he didn't get rid of the anger.

"Since you plead guilty, then accept the punishment. Wuyang, Xu Jinyu, Wei An, Ren Changfeng, the four of you go and copy the Four Books."

[The emperor is begging like crazy. How long will it take to copy so many words? His son blew up the toilet, why should he punish us? And his son is not honest. It is not just curiosity as he said. The toilet was blown up by the fifth prince specifically to blow up a maid who was using the toilet at that time.]

[That nanny was responsible for taking care of the fifth prince, but she was also very old-fashioned and serious. She often taught the fifth prince a lesson. The fifth prince was so angry that he wanted to make her suffer.]

So his own son made a nanny suffer, and then the whole palace suffered the consequences.

Fortunately, the Chaofang and Fengtian Hall are in front and far away, otherwise it would be a problem whether I could attend court tomorrow.

And at this time, the son has not told the truth.

Emperor Xuan gritted his teeth and decided to either find a son or give him a beating!