Chapter 376 Yuan Shu wants good things
Chapter 376 Yuan Shu wants good things
Guo Jia, the sixth child, dares to cause trouble for me, so don't even think about it.
Lu Bu thought secretly and planned to find something for Guo Jiaye to do.
"Okay, of course I love learning, I just need you to explain it to me every day from now on."
"no problem."
Guo Jia readily agreed.
"Uh……"
Lu Bu shook his head, feeling that this was not the end.
Let Guo Jia teach him, he is doing what he is good at, it will definitely be much easier, and he will be disciplined for nothing.
Lu Bu was indignant: "If you ask me to study, you can't be idle, so we'll hurt each other."
Looking at Guo Jia's frail figure and listless body, Lu Bu secretly cursed him as a pervert, taking it into his mind.
"Fengxiao, you usually go to prostitutes too much and your body is exhausted.
In order to thank you for teaching me, I also have a set of martial arts to pass on to you, which can strengthen your body. You should practice it well in the future. "
As soon as Lu Bu finished speaking, Dazhong suddenly became quiet, and then burst into hearty laughter.
Everyone was talking loudly.
"Haha, whoring."
"Fengxiao, it's really time to restrain yourself."
"Yes, my lord already knows."
Guo Jia was very embarrassed, gasping for air, blushing like a monkey's butt, trembling and pointing at everyone, no longer as calm as before.
"My lord, how could you frame a good man for nothing?"
"Framed?
Who doesn't know that little thing about you?
Yesterday I saw you holding two beauties in your arms and kissing them vigorously in Yihongyuan. "
There was a general in the crowd, laughing vulgarly.
"You, you...
How can the things done by scholars be called prostitution?
That is in-depth communication and critical learning. "
The angry Guo Jia was speechless, and then he said a lot of ridiculous words, which seemed very profound, and made bursts of cheerful laughter ring out in the hall.
Lu Bu himself also laughed happily, clucking and slapping the table, but soon he couldn't laugh anymore.
As a scholar, Guo Jia was very proud of his face. He felt aggrieved now that he had suffered a loss. After the meeting, he took a few bites of lunch and ran to Lu Bu's house.
"Lord, we are going to start studying."
At that time, Lu Bu had finished lunch and was about to go to bed to take a nap, when he saw Guo Jia walking in with a murderous look, looking arrogant.
"Huh? Start studying now?"
Lu Bu complained, making the elder angry.
Guo Jia: “Of course, governing the country is not a child’s play, you must enrich yourself with knowledge.
I think the emperor of Han Dynasty came from a humble background, but later he learned every day and became a hegemon. "
Looking at Guo Jia's serious face, Lu Bu became more and more angry. The latter just wanted to go to bed and sleep without reading a word.
Lu Bu stared at Guo Jia fiercely, trying to scare the latter away, but Guo Jia didn't want to do this at all, and had already opened the book and spread it in front of Lu Bu.
Seeing that threats were useless, Lu Bu thought of another move and said with a flattering smile: "Fengxiao, let's each take a step back. If I don't study, you don't have to go whoring."
"no!"
Guo Jiado, a smart man, immediately noticed Lu Bu's cleverness and refused directly.
Can studying be compared with whoring?
I still need to communicate in depth and learn critically.
And this is not about taking a step back, but about me taking a step back and you, Lu Bu, taking a step forward. It’s a beautiful idea.
Seeing Guo Jia's blunt refusal, Lu Bu's temper also rose. He jumped up angrily and pointed at Guo Jia and said, "Huh, isn't it just learning? Just learn, whoever is afraid of you."
Let me tell you, Xiao Guozi, don't be lazy when you exercise, I will train you to death in a while. "
Guo Jia frowned and said nothing.
Next, Guo Jia lectured Lu Bu on the art of war for an hour and a half. The latter was furious, but still insisted on listening.
"Okay, it's my turn to teach you."
Lu Bu curled his lips with a smirk on his face, which scared Guo Jia to the point of gasping for air.
Your little body won’t be broken down by training, right?
Many guards wanted to learn Lu Bu's martial arts. When Guo Jia was training, many people gathered around him.
Seeing Lu Bu teaching Guo Jia in a serious manner, everyone onlookers were puzzled and murmured in low voices.
"What kind of advanced martial arts is General Lu teaching? I've never seen it before?"
"What kind of status does Guo Fengxiao have? General Lu can't teach him well, so study hard!"
"But they all feel very basic. We have never learned these moves during normal martial arts training. Could it be that General Lu gave Fengxiao a small trick?"
"We must not understand it."
Guo Jia was also puzzled. He often watched soldiers practice and never found anyone practicing this kind of martial arts.
"Lord, what is the name of this martial art?"
After Guo Jia practiced a set of martial arts, he stretched out his whole body and felt very comfortable, so he asked curiously.
Lu Bu smiled and said: "The eighth set of radio gymnastics."
Hearing this, Guo Jia rolled his eyes and nodded thoughtfully. He had never heard of this name before. It seemed like a good martial art.
The soldiers watching also talked a lot.
"What kind of martial art is this? It doesn't look like much at all."
"What General Lu gave to Mr. Guo must be very powerful."
"Is it great? The name doesn't sound good either. Why doesn't the lord just come up with the number one radio gymnastics?"
……
When Lu Bu summoned the princes from all over the world to Chang'an to discuss the matter of establishing an emperor, all the princes had different moods when they received the news.
But the result was unsurprisingly consistent, just two words, no.
"Haha, Lu Bu is so childish. Only he can come up with such ideas."
In Shouchun City, Yuan Shu, dressed in gorgeous clothes, laughed disdainfully.
“Lord, this matter should not be taken lightly.
Although this plot is easy to see through, it is extremely insidious. If we don't go, we will definitely be charged with disloyalty. "
Yan Xiang, Yuan Shu's first counselor, said seriously.
Hearing this, Yuan Shu was stunned for a moment and pinched his mustache.
He also understood the reason, but after thinking for a moment, another conceited smile appeared at the corner of his mouth.
You own the richest land in the world, your granaries are full, you have hundreds of thousands of armored soldiers, you have thousands of good generals, and your family has disciples all over the world, so why should you be afraid?
Moreover, now that the emperor has been killed by Cao Cao, and there is no one in the world, why not take advantage of this opportunity to establish himself as emperor and achieve eternal hegemony?
Thinking of this, the smile on Yuan Shu's face became even brighter. He glanced at the officials with his small eyes, cleared his throat and said.
"Destiny reincarnates. Since ancient times, the virtuous have given way to the virtuous. The Han Dynasty has no virtue, but my Yuan family is very virtuous. I want to make myself emperor. What do you think?"
As soon as Yuan Shu finished speaking, it was like a huge stone that fell into a calm lake with a plop, causing thousands of waves.
Everyone's expressions were extremely exciting. Some people opened their mouths in surprise, while others nodded secretly.Some people were overjoyed and used this as a means to get involved.
"Lord, this is absolutely impossible!"
Yan Xiang was the first to object.
Although Yan Xiang is not as famous as Guo Jia, Xun Yu, and Zhuge Liang in history, he is still a very powerful counselor.
Zhuge Liang proposed the theory of dividing the world into three parts, and Yan Xiang also proposed the theory of dividing the world into two parts.
Many people have proposed the theory of two-divided world, and Yan Xiang is one of them.
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