Reborn as Lu Bu in the Three Kingdoms, let’s see who can block my way

Chapter 557 Zhou Yu beats Zhuge Liang violently

After listening to Zhuge Liang's words, Zhou Yu patted his thigh regretfully and pursed his lips.

"Even Mr. Kong Ming, a powerful man who has won the fortune of heaven and earth, can't defeat Lu Bu. What's more, mediocre people like me, I think it's better to surrender to Lu Bu."

What Zhou Yu told was a lie.

Although Soochow can benefit from the alliance between Sun and Liu, Liu Bei is obviously the one who takes advantage.

Zhou Yu didn't want to make wedding clothes for others in vain, and deliberately made things difficult. He just wanted Zhuge Liang and Liu Bei to invest more, so Soochow would naturally lose less.

"How can Gongjin surrender?"

Lu Su was an honest man and believed it to be true. He anxiously stepped forward and leaned forward, and said loudly: "Gong Jin, have you forgotten the hardships Bo Fu went through to start his own business?"

Zhou Yu secretly glanced at Zhuge Liang's expression, lowered his head and said helplessly: "What can I do if I forget?

Can't beat it. Can't beat it.

But please rest assured Zijing, I will definitely fight for your best interests when we have peace talks with Lu Bu in the future. "

"Humph."

The honest man Lu Su waved his hands angrily and shouted: "I don't care about Lu Bu's reward, but it's a pity for our foundation?

Ugh……"

Sighing heavily, Lu Su was too sad to say a word, his hands were shaking up and down helplessly, and his heart was angry and anxious.

"Hahaha."

At this time, Zhuge Liang next to him suddenly laughed, which made both Zhou Yu and Lu Su a little confused.

Lu Su frowned and asked: "Kong Ming, the alliance between Sun and Liu will no longer be realized, why are you still laughing happily?

Could it be that with Uncle Liu Huang's strength, he could withstand Lu Bu's army? "

"No, no, no."

Zhuge Liang shook his feather fan leisurely and contentedly. Just when he was about to continue talking, a servant just made a pot of tea and carefully brought it over and placed it on the newly set table.

After taking a look at the scalding tea, Zhuge Liang paused inexplicably, and waited for his servants to leave before continuing.

"I was just laughing at Brother Zi Jing for not understanding current affairs."

"Oh?"

Lu Su frowned and suddenly remembered what Zhuge Liang said before. The other party had already been sure of persuading Zhou Yu. Was he going to start?

Zhou Yu was also very curious about what Zhuge Liang was going to say next, so he politely poured him a bowl of tea himself.

"Mr. Kong Ming, please elaborate."

With a smile on his face, Zhuge Liang flicked the fan in his hand in the air.

"Zijing, don't you know? Gong Jin is as afraid of Lu Bu as a mouse is of a cat.

When he was in Lujiang, he gave his wife Xiao Qiao to Lu Bu as a concubine. How could he still have the courage to resist Lu Bu's army?

I heard that Lu Bu built a Bronze Bird Palace to raise the two daughters Da Qiao and Xiao Qiao.

It's dark at this time, what do you think Lu Bu and the other three are doing?

Hey hey hey, can't say, can't say. "

At the end of the story, Zhuge Liang had a lewd smile on his face, and he was as happy as a little hooligan discussing prostitutes.

His original intention was to provoke Zhou Yu to be angry with Lu Bu, so as to achieve his own goal and realize the alliance between Sun and Liu.

But after he finished speaking, he suddenly felt that the air around him had solidified.

There was a dead silence all around.

Lu Su's face was pale without a trace of blood. He certainly knew what Zhou Yu's bottom line was.

The servants waiting nearby began to tremble again. Just now Zhou Yu was furious, but they had seen Zhou Yu kill people because of this.

"court death."

Zhou Yu roared angrily.

Snapped!

Zhou Yu angrily picked up the boiling pot of tea in front of him and threw it at Zhuge Liang.

Hearing an "ouch" sound, the tea kettle hit Zhuge Liang on the head first, making stars appear in his eyes.

That's not the worst part, then hot tea spilled all over his face.

Zhuge Liang was so hot that he waved his hands randomly in the air, jumping and screaming.

"Whoops, whoops."

Zhuge Liang, who had been carried away just now, now looked like an acrobatic clown.

Unable to open his eyes, he jumped up and accidentally hit the wall again.

With a bang, Zhuge Liang fell on his back.

"Whoops, whoops."

Zhuge Liang was on the ground in pain and couldn't get up, rolling on the ground groaning.Blistering has begun on my face.

"You dare to humiliate me like this, I will die!"

Zhou Yu's veins were exposed, but he didn't give up. He pulled out his sword with a swish sound and was about to split Zhuge Liang in half.

Lu Su was a man of affairs after all, and he knew that if Zhuge Liang died, Soochow's chances of winning against Lu Bu alone would definitely be much lower.

He rushed over, hugged Zhou Yu's belly and shouted.

"Captain, spare your life. Zhuge Liang doesn't understand anything. He talks nonsense. Please calm down."

"I'm going to kill you, I'm going to kill you."

Zhou Yu fell into madness, saliva flew everywhere, his sword flew in the air, and the new table that had just been moved was split into two halves.

The servants all knew it and ran aside, watching the three people's performance in horror and talking in low voices.

"Is this man named Zhuge Liang mentally ill? He actually came to seek death."

"I usually thought that Lu Su was a submissive civil servant, but I didn't expect that he could even carry Zhou Yu."

"Do you think the Governor was cuckolded by Lu Bu?"

"Of course not, not even an engagement, the Governor just has unrequited love."

Seeing that Zhuge Liang's face was covered with blisters, a big bump was hit on the left side of his forehead by a teapot, and another big bump on the right side after hitting the wall.

The two big bags are like two horns, protruding outwards on the left and right, which is a bit funny.

After kicking Zhuge Liang a few more times, Zhou Yu finally took a breath. In order to fight against Lu Bu, he suppressed the anger in his heart.

"Get this bastard out of here! Get out of here!"

"Yes Yes Yes."

Lu Su hurriedly asked someone to help him and helped Zhuge Liang escape.

After returning home and simply taking some medicine, Lu Su complained.

"You are so brave, you don't dare to say anything to others.

But your suffering has not been in vain. Now it is clear that the Governor will definitely use troops against Lu Bu. "

"Oh, it doesn't matter if I'm in pain, it's worth it for me to die for the sake of the Han Dynasty."

Zhuge Liang twitched, saying that his trip to Soochow was too humiliating. First he was insulted by Zhang Zhao and Sun Quan, and today he was beaten by Zhou Yu.

How miserable.

Thanks to completing Uncle Liu Huang's mission, it can be considered a bit of a gain.

Lu Su asked: "Mr. Kong Ming, how about I have someone take you back to Xiakou?"

"If I don't leave, I will join forces with you to fight against Lu Bu."

In fact, Zhuge Liang was afraid that Zhang Fei would laugh at him when he returned home in such a miserable state, so it would be better for him to remain invisible to everyone.

"Okay, but you must remember. You can't mention Da Qiao and Xiao Qiao in front of Zhou Yu in the future."

There is no need for Lu Su to remind him that Zhuge Liang, a smart man, decided that he would never say anything with the word Qiao in the future.

……

In the Tongque Palace, the orioles sing and the swallows dance.

In the middle of the hall, a tall and powerful man and a beautiful woman were dancing to each other.

The man holds Fang Tian's painted halberd, and every movement he makes is powerful and domineering.

The woman holds an exquisite sword in her jade hand, which is graceful and graceful, making it pleasing to the eye.

After taking a closer look, I realized it was Lu Bu and Da Qiao.

There was a young girl next to him, Xiao Qiao, who Zhou Yu thought about day and night, and she was clapping her hands happily.

"Awesome, awesome!"