Professor, do you have a split personality?

Chapter 9

When the ashtray was about to hit Shu Yushen, he flashed to the right, then grabbed Hu Dong's hand and twisted the ashtray, the ashtray fell to the ground, and Hu Dong was pressed on the coffee table by him.

Sui Mu was frightened into a cold sweat. When the ashtray went down, Professor Shu was either dead or injured. Fortunately, Professor Shu was quick.

"Ms. Shu, are you okay?" Both the dean and Mr. Xu were frightened.

"It's okay." Shu Yushen asked, "I'm doing this in self-defense, doesn't it count as beating a student?"

Dean of Academic Affairs, Mr. Xu: "Not really."

The security guards who were stunned to the side finally remembered to perform their duties. They stepped forward and held Hu Dong down. Shu Yushen let go, and calmly walked back to the sofa and sat down.

Sui Mu: ...you've been forced to pretend.

Hu Dong knew that he was done for this time, so he changed his previous cowardly attitude, and yelled: "Shu Yushen, you fucking bully too many people. If we have the ability, let's go out and fight one-on-one. I will beat you to your knees and call you daddy."

Before Shu Yushen could speak, Sui Mu slapped him on the back of the head: "The grandson still wants to be my teacher."

After the filming, I felt uneasy, and for no reason, I was two generations lower than this scumbag, and kicked him in the ass again.

Teacher Xu recovered from the shock of the student throwing an ashtray at the teacher, and said to the academic director: "This student can't stay, it's fine if he doesn't study well, he doesn't respect the teacher, and he wants to beat the teacher if he fails to slander the teacher. fired."

The director of academic affairs nodded and said yes, "I'll contact their counselors and ask them to notify the parents to pick them up."

Seeing that there was no room for maneuver in the matter, Hu Dong continued to scold the school and the teachers: "You are helping the evildoers, persecuting students with Shu Yushen, and earning black-hearted money by making students re-educate. I want to expose you."

"It's nonsense." The director of academic affairs yelled: "You only need 500 yuan for retaking a course. The huge Nanpu lacks your 500 yuan. Professor Shu's lecture fee starts at 500 yuan, and you pay [-] yuan to listen to it." Do you still feel that you are at a disadvantage in his one-semester class?"

Sui Mu's mouth became O-shaped. He didn't expect Professor Shu to be so rich. Seeing him wearing the military uniform issued by the school every day, he thought he was a poor teacher.

After dealing with Hu Dong, Sui Mu followed Shu Yushen, "Isn't Boss Shu planning to treat me to dinner?"

Shu Yu was puzzled: "Why should I treat you to dinner?"

"I helped you catch the person who made up your scandal." Sui Mu said in disbelief, "You still said I have a thick skin, you..."

Shu Yu gave him a deep look, and he swallowed the rest of his words.

"It was you who first said that I was reforming students through labor on an uninhabited planet."

"Haha, isn't that... isn't that a joke?" Sui Mu was caught off guard and scratched his head in embarrassment.

Shu Yushen: "So this incident was caused by a joke of yours, and you will end it in the end. We are even."

God damn even.

Sui Mu suddenly asked: "Professor Shu, are you a Taurus?"

Shu Yushen: "How do you know?"

Sui Mu: Besides Taurus, who else would be so picky.

"Guess."

After breaking up with Shu Yushen, he sent a message to S: [Have you seen Professor Shu's black post? I have found the person who posted it. The Academic Affairs Office wants to expel him. I eat. 】

Shu Yushen: Why is this person still delusional?

In the end, Hu Dong was picked up by his parents. The school issued an official statement on the incident on the intranet, and called on the students to study hard, respect teachers, and stop spreading rumors.

After this incident was over, Professor Shu's prestige in the hearts of the students reached a new level. When talking about Professor Shu behind his back, everyone had to watch and listen to all directions, for fear of being heard by others, and they would be expelled from school. end.

Sui Mu couldn't understand: "Shut up, it's over. Why are you discussing it? Professor Shu is so secretive. If you don't know, you may think that you have transferred to the Department of Intelligence."

Hao Ren: "You don't understand this, the more you don't let it be said, the more exciting the discussion will be."

Sui Mu frowned: "What kind of eccentricity do you have?"

"Is it strange?" Hao Ren said, "No, everyone is like this. It's you who are to blame. After chatting with Senior Sister for so long, you don't want to see her?"

"It's not that I don't want to see her, it's that she doesn't want to see me."

Wu Jian: "If she doesn't want you, just find a way to make her think about you."

Hao Ren: "See, everyone understands this truth, why don't you understand it?"

"I respect her, and I don't want to force her." Sui Mu said the truth. In fact, he thought of all the ways he could think of. S just refused to see him. What can he do? He is also very desperate. .

"Why don't you respect me when you meet each other, and don't do anything else, there is no coercion." Hao Ren was still thinking about his senior sister's roommate. After more than a month of hard work, he finally understood, and wanted to find a roommate by himself. It is impossible to have a girlfriend, and we can only rely on those who get out of the order first and then leave the order, and move towards getting out of the order together.

Wu Jian also understood this reason, and encouraged her: "If you don't make a move, the senior sister will have graduated. Maybe this is the closest you get to her."

After some brainwashing by his roommates, Sui Mu felt that he really should see S, whether S liked him or not, he wanted to see her, and said "thank you" to her personally, thanking her for being with him for two years, so that He became a better person.

However, the biggest problem now is - how to get S out.

Hao Ren asked, "What does senior sister like?"

"This..." Sui Mu stared at the ceiling and thought for a long time, "I really don't know."

"It seems that there is a reason why my senior doesn't want to see you. You don't even know what she likes." Hao Ren patted his chest, "But don't worry, with me, a love expert, there is no senior that you can't meet .”

"Aren't you a maternal solo? How did you become a love expert?" Wu Jian focused firmly.

Hao Ren didn't want to talk to him, and continued, "First of all, we need to know what she likes, and then seduce her with the things we like, so that she won't show up."

Sui Mu believed his nonsense, sent a message to S, and asked bluntly 【What do you like? 】

When Shu Yushen received the message, he was grading the homework of his class, and Sui Mu didn't hand it in, so he replied angrily: 【I like you to finish the homework on time. 】

Sui Mu looked at the two roommates, who were eagerly waiting for his answer.

He turned the phone screen towards them, and they were also dumbfounded.

Wu Jian: "You didn't hand in your homework?"

Hao Ren: "How did she know?"

The two spoke in unison, and looked at each other after speaking, Hao Ren shook his head and looked away.

Sui Mu: [How do you know I didn't hand in my homework? 】

Shu Yushen hurriedly remedied: [I didn't know it at first, but now I know it. 】

Sui Mu turned to her roommates for help, "What to do, she lied to me, she knows I haven't handed in my homework."

"Hurry up and make it up. I told you that we are in the same dormitory. It's hard for me if you don't hand in your homework." Wu Jian is the school committee of their class. If there are complaints, he will hand in all other subjects, but he will not hand in the homework of mecha theory.

"You said that you have reconciled with Professor Shu, why haven't you handed in the homework assigned by him?"

Sui Mu asked: "When will I reconcile with him, why don't I know?"

"Not reconciled, you help him catch the keyboard man?" Wu Jian pushed his glasses so that Sui Mu could clearly see the great doubt in his eyes through the thick lenses.

"Am I helping him?" Sui Mu said, "I'm trying to feel at ease. After all, the word 'reform through labor' came out of my mouth, so I have to be responsible."

Wu Jian: "What are you responsible for? Professor Shu is not pregnant."

Hao Ren quickly covered his roommate's mouth: "Xiao Wu, speak carefully."

Wu Jian thought of Hu Dong who had been expelled, covered his mouth and looked at the door. Fortunately, no one passed by just now, so he hurried to close the door tightly.

"As for you?" Sui Mu looked incredulously.

Wu Jianyi said righteously: "Why not, our ancestral grave finally gave me a chance to be admitted to Nanpu. If I was expelled, what face would I have to go home to meet the ancestors who worked hard and smoked?"

Sui Mu: ... co-author Your admission to university is all thanks to your family's ancestors, and has nothing to do with you.

"Well, you can do whatever you like."

Wu Jian: "Please make up the homework. I don't want to give Professor Shu the impression that I am irresponsible, which may affect my failure."

"If you want to hang up, I'll hang up. What does it have to do with you?" Sui Mu really didn't understand why they talked about Shu Yu's dark color, what was there to be afraid of, he was just a paper tiger.

Wu Jian: "It doesn't matter why, he chose me as the school committee member, and I have the obligation to supervise the students to hand in their homework on time."

"Are you okay?" Sui Mu felt that his roommate was probably driven crazy by Professor Shu's rumors, "You were elected by all the students in our class, you were voted by us one by one, remember you "As long as you elect me, you can tell your parents that you are better than the school committee when you go home during the holidays", because we only elected you because of this sentence, and it has nothing to do with Professor Shu."

Hao Ren put both hands under Wu Jian's armpit and lifted him up: "You are tired, go and rest for a while, I will talk to the class monitor about men's topics."

"I'm not tired, I'm also a man, I want to talk too." Wu Jian sat back again.

"You don't want to chat anymore, where is your painting style going when you start talking?" Hao Ren was so irritable that he wanted to hit the wall. He had clearly made a plan to "ask a senior sister". As soon as Wu Jian spoke, the topic turned to Professor Shu. went.

Wu Jian hugged the back of the chair: "Then I won't talk, just sit and listen to the head office."

Hao Ren nodded helplessly: "It's a deal, whoever interrupts is a dog."

Wu Jian made a zipper movement on his mouth, pursed his lips and made an OK gesture.

Everything was ready, Sui Mu stared at Hao Ren, waiting for his next instruction.

Hao Ren thought for a long time, "You should make up your homework first."

Wu Jian spread his hands: "Is there any difference between what you said and mine?"

Hao Ren: "It's Gouzi who interrupted."

"Wow, woof, woof..." Wu Jian asked persistently, "So where is the difference?"

The author has something to say: Author of Taurus: I am black when I go crazy.