Lord of Rot

Chapter 359 Porcupine collar welcomes you

Porcupine Collar, Pig Tail Bay.

The booming trade has brought vitality to this small rural territory. The entire Porcupine Territory is like a high-precision alchemy machine, with everyone acting as a screw to maintain efficient operation.

Just like when Porcupine wine became famous in the North, some wealthy businessmen were also willing to spend money to buy some small pills because of the name "Porcupine" so that they would not be at a disadvantage during a fierce battle with the female warriors in the North.

When the reputation goes out, the products in the entire territory will be helped, and sales will open up.

But many times, people will be attracted, and there will never only be friendly businessmen who make money.

A merchant ship docked outside Pig Tail Bay.

"Can't you get closer?"

"It seems that you have to board the ship for inspection, and you will only be allowed to enter the dock after making sure everything is OK."

The sailors on the ship whispered, not expecting to encounter such a situation when they approached for the first time.

A dwarf who was only half the height came over: "Then let them check."

The crowd dispersed automatically.

No one here dared to underestimate the dwarf, not only because he was the owner of this ship, not only because he was wearing gorgeous robes and the noble tuna family crest, but also because his body was extremely uncoordinated compared to his body. His big head is said to contain the Merchant's Bible written by the Father in Heaven.

The tuna family on Monkey Island can escape from poverty, and the dwarf's contribution is not insignificant.

Some people once said that if he had not been born with a disability and ugliness, his achievements would have been above that of his brother, the Ostrich Knight Morton Lu. Others said that his achievements had already surpassed that of the Ostrich Knight riding a bald chicken. , no one can deny the contribution of the dwarf... By the way, the latter sentence was spread by the dwarf himself, because he was reprimanded by his father for this matter.

"Sir Lele!" "But!" "Sir, if we..."

The sailors were in a mess. As a family begging for life at sea, they had spent more time as pirates than normal sailors, and instinctively resisted being checked.

Not to mention that their actions this time were not innocent.

'Dwarf' Lele Lu smiled: "We are just doing business, aren't we?"

He stood on tiptoe and struggled to pick up the wine bottle from the table, but when he tried to get the cup, he found that he couldn't reach it.

"I hate the high-top table. It reminds me of my dear brother's hairless wife. I can already smell the bird droppings. Damn it!"

He was talking about the ostrich. Although the ostrich is indeed not good-looking, no one will deny that the ostrich is powerful. Power is beauty.

A sailor nearby fetched him a cup.

"Oh, thank you for your thoughtfulness. You made the dwarf feel that the world is beautiful." 'Dwarf' Lehrer took the cup, bit open the cork with his teeth, and drank directly from the mouth of the bottle.

The wine glass he took became a decoration.

"what!"

He breathed out comfortably: "I like porcupine wine."

The sailor who just handed the cup said: "But sir, that is not porcupine wine, that is the wine of Leiweng City."

"I just said that I like porcupine wine, I didn't say that I wanted to drink it!" The dwarf threw the wine glass on the ground casually, and then said: "I have never supported Morton's idea. The Porcupine Baron is not something we can worry about. He has beaten He has won many battles... By the way, he also has a flying horse, which is much more beautiful than my stupid brother's bald chicken. I heard that the horse can fly from Iron Valley to Porcupine in just one day. Leader, I guess if Morton were to ride his little wife to do this, he would have to keep climbing up the mountain, jump down and glide for a while, and then climb up the mountain again, haha!"

No one here dared to laugh.

"If he hadn't ridden birds so much that his head became like a bird, provoking a porcupine was obviously not a smart thing to do! He was deliberately seeking death."

One sailor couldn't help but ask: "Why do we come to Porcupine Collar?"

If you don't want to provoke Baron Porcupine, you should stay away.

Everyone knows that coming to the Porcupine Collar today was not an order from the Ostrich Knight, but an order from the dwarf.

The dwarf burped: "Did you know? In the westernmost Endor Plateau, there is a tribe that preserves the tradition of killing all disabled children. If someone is seriously injured in the war, they will not treat them, but will choose to kill. .I was riding my pony... Oh, speaking of my pony, you have to ride a horse on the grassland. Use a whip to whip the horse's butt to make the horse run faster. It's like going to Iron Stone City to find two The most tender girl, then use your hands to pinch their white snowflakes, this is called doing as the Romans do!"

Everyone nodded in agreement.

Although they have never been to Enduo, or even Iron Stone City, they must have gone to the Women's Branch to look for women.

"When I saw that dwarf horse, there was always a voice in my head telling me that buying it would be a perfect match for a dwarf riding a dwarf horse, wouldn't it?" The dwarf gestured: "That's about it. Gao, I'm really worried about whether those prairie barbarian horses can see the little gadgets in front of their knees. When I have to raise my head to talk to them, I can even see the horse's second son. Even if I ride it, I can only look at others. I look up at the birds with my crotch, and it really matches me.”

"Hahaha!" the sailors couldn't help laughing.

That scene is very graphic.

The dwarf, who was already very good at making fun of himself, continued: "Where did I say it? Oh, yes, a tribe that kills disabled children."

He just barely remembered the topic he had talked about before, and said: "When the prairie barbarians saw me, they said: Hey! You dwarf, you are so lucky to live so big. If you were in our tribe, we would tie you with ropes. A head as big as a turtle’s head, and then I’ll hang you!”

Everyone looked at the dwarf, looking forward to his next story.

The dwarf continued: "I was thinking, man, that's really difficult. Those barbarians can use ropes. I thought they were like horses, only eating grass or touching grass."

"Hahahaha!" The atmosphere on the boat became more and more cheerful.

Whether it was the discrimination against dwarfs or the discrimination against Endor barbarians by Dongxia identity, they all felt great psychological satisfaction at this time.

I even started to forget why I was telling this story in the first place.

The dwarf’s story was not finished: “Then they told me that in order to hang dwarfs like me, their tribe was seriously short of ropes, so I had to change my original plan and sell a batch of ropes specially used to hang dwarfs. Give it to them, so I make a lot of money, because every time they see me, they can remember the joy of hanging dwarfs, so every time we work together, it goes very smoothly.”

The laughter suddenly disappeared, and everyone felt that something was wrong with the story.

'Dwarf' Lehrer grinned, took another sip of wine and said, "Let's go back to the question at the beginning. We know it's dangerous, but why do we still go to the Porcupine Collar?"

He smiled: "Maybe they need a rope too."

The boat stopped in the sea. After a while, a small boat approached.

The whole ship has fallen silent.

Those who boarded the boat were a group of young men who looked young. They carried strange iron pipes on their shoulders, but the dwarf knew that this weapon named "Musket" became famous after the siege of Longship Castle. Many territories The lords are already preparing for research, including Monkey Island. Unfortunately, they have not mastered some key technologies, and the things they make always hurt themselves first.

If you can get a musket and study it, Monkey Island can transform into a powerful military force that no one dares to ignore, just like the rise of Baron Porcupine that no one dares to ignore.

What surprised the dwarf even more was that this group of teenagers were still wearing full sets of armor, but they looked like they were just recruits who had not gone through the war!

"No problem, sir!" The leading young captain spread out a piece of parchment, placed it in front of 'dwarf' Lehrer, and said, "You need to sign here, please take the certificate I gave you, and Return the certificate to me when you board the ship and leave. Also, please do not wander around. If you are caught, we have the right to impose the death penalty on anyone who infringes on the rights of Lord Reacher Clarence. Finally... Welcome to the Porcupine Collar! "