I Really Don’t Want To Be a Natural Disaster

Vol 2 Chapter 896: The Lin family owned a villa, 3 years and 3 years

DQ Dynasty.

　　 The eighteenth year of the Jisheng calendar is the fifteenth of January.

　　Overseas fairy mountains.

　　 Tianjianmen.

　　 About two years ago, not far from the row of simple wooden houses in the male handyman squad, a bold disciple called Lin Yi, chopping wood and erecting beams by himself, built a two-story lavish house.

　　 Lin Yi said to people everywhere: He finally lived in a single-family villa.

　　 Although others don’t know what “villa” refers to,

　　 But it sounds so grand.

　　 Linyi even surrounded a small yard. The gate was made of black iron wood. There was a plaque on the gate with only two characters on it—

　　 "Lin House".

The signature of 　　 is: Chenbei.

　　 At that time, when the "Lin House Villa" was first built, an interesting incident happened.

　　 Some outside disciples couldn't understand Lin Yi's arrogance of no one in every line, so when the Linzhai Villa was completed, they secretly reported to their masters.

　　 When the elders on the big hills heard that they were a little grumpy, they immediately smashed the table and became angry, cursing that it was worth it, whether Lin Yi put the elders in his eyes.

According to the rules, even the inner disciples are not qualified to live in large houses, but can only live in small wooden houses. This is the arduous and simple good character passed down from generations to generations by the ancestors of the Tianjianmen. How can a mere Lin Yi be ruined? .

　　 So a few elders who saw Lin Yi's dislike early, met together, and took this opportunity to beat Lin Yi.

　　 Those battles are not small. Several elders came out of the mountain at the same time, the white birds screamed, the dark clouds covered the sun, the flying sand and the rocks, and the special effects were full.

　　 When many disciples watched the battle, they thought that Lin Yi was finally unlucky. Thousands of people followed the elder and flew to the male handyman class to talk about the excitement.

　　 But the ending of the episode never thought.

　　 A few elders had just landed in front of Lin's house, and at the same time they looked up, their complexions were dark and purple, and there was no sound for a moment.

　　 "coincidentally" came across Lin Yi walking out of the house wearing a strange yellow hat, several elders unexpectedly came forward and congratulated Lin, saying something "Congratulations on moving to the new home". This dramatic ending caused most of the thousands of cultivators to be too surprised, causing blood to surge, and all of them spurted out of blood.

It is said that half a year after this incident, there was an inner disciple in Jielvshan who was loved and loved by Bi Tie on weekdays. He saw that Lin Yi had received unanimous blessings from the elders, so he learned Lin Yi’s style and spent a month. Built a three-story tower.

　　 In the end, the inner disciple was beaten to death by Bi Tiexin alive, and was thrown into the confinement grotto, where he was fined and confined for an indefinite period. He said that he would wait until Elder Bi feels relieved one day.

　　 And that brand-new tower was also shot by a group of elders with anger, and the ground was crushed to powder, and even a deep hole was punched into the foundation to relieve the hatred.

　　 After this incident,

　　 All the outer disciples and some inner disciples who looked at Lin Yi upset would never dare to say that Lin Yi’s not on any occasion.

　　...

　　 "Three years and three years, I almost forgot that I was still the president of the Apocalypse Guild."

　　 Get up in the morning.

　　 In the courtyard,

　　 "Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh~"

　　 Xiaoqing's slender neck was erected, his head raised, and he wailed like a rooster, awakening Yi Lin on time.

　　 Yi Lin took out an ancestral carpenter's knife, took out a "Jiannanchun card" wooden figure beside the bed, and carved a knife skillfully on it.

After 　　 was engraved, Yi Lin placed on the head of the bed.

　　 In addition to this wooden figure, there are five other wooden figures of the same style on the head of the bed. The wooden figures are also carved with knife marks.

　　 "Sword One, Sword Two, Sword Three, Sword Four, Sword Five, Sword Six."

　　 One wooden figure is carved for half a year, and six wooden figures are for three years.

Yi Lin quickly changed his clothes. The room was a little messy. Five rows of wooden boards were nailed to the wall to serve as a "book shelf". There was a workbench in front of the window with many small metal and wooden parts, as well as many hammers, nails, Fragmentary tools such as cutters and screws.

　　 On the ground, there are many handmade wooden swords and small animals piled up at random.

　　 Brush your teeth, wash your face, fry bird eggs...

　　 Irin is doing boring daily life.

　　 "Tuk-Tuk-Tuk, Tuk-Tuk-Tuk."

　　 Someone knocked **** the window.

　　 "Brother Brother, are you here?"

　　 Yi Lin quickly ate the seven mature poached bird eggs.

　　 "Brother Brother, are you there?"

　　 "Brother! I know you are inside!"

　　 "Brother brother, brother!"

　　 "Brother brother!"

　　 Yi Lin was silent. Soon after he cleaned up the house, the surrounding temperature dropped sharply. Xia Xiaoman was at the window, with a dark face and Yu Shuang Xuejian, preparing to break the window with violence.

　　 "I'm not here! Alright!"

When Yi Lin saw that Xia Xiaoman was about to unload one of his walls, he had no choice but to open the window and pointed to the door of Xia Xiaoman's backyard: "How many times have I told you that I have to ring the doorbell before I come in. Didn’t you put the doorbell in the most conspicuous position? Do you have to force me to put a super kill array over the yard to keep your memory, ah!?"

　　 "Didn't I forget it!" Xia Xiaoman stuck out her tongue, and put away the Frost Snow Sword with a smile on her face. Seeing no one was around, she expertly got into the house through the window. As soon as he entered the house, Xia Xiaoman moved Qiong's nose, smelling left and right, "Brother, how about your breakfast?"

　　 "Hey, it's a pity that you are late! My brother just ate four fried bird eggs."

　　 "Brother, you are not kind! I'm angry!"

　　 "My ghost knows that you didn't even do the morning sword lessons today, so you sneaked out?"

　　 "I don't believe it, brother, you have obviously learned the'Taiyi Guashu', how can you not deduct that I have to come home early this morning?"

　　 "Bah! Is the Taiyi hexagram technique used to deduct this kind of trouble?"

　　 When the two quarreled, Xiaoqing squatted in the corner and clenched his head with his wings, for fear that the two would notice their humble self.

This kind of thing can be seen a lot. The two brothers and sisters had a small quarrel on the 3rd and a big quarrel on the 5th. I remember once they got into a big quarrel because of "who ate a bunch of sticks during barbecue", Xia Xiaoman Exasperated, he swung his sword and froze his cute little wings aside.

　　 Yi Lin rolled his eyes, ignored Xia Xiaoman, bypassed his junior sister, sat alone in the courtyard, and began to meditate and vomit.

　　 In the past three years, Yi Lin has never slackened in his practice, and his daily reflexes have almost become a conditioned reflex.

　　 "Cut~"

　　 Xia Xiaoman also knows Yi Lin's habits. Seeing that his senior is entering the ethereal meditation state when he is in a state of speed of light, he does not dare to bother.

　　 Two hours later.

　　 Yi Lin opened his eyes from entering the concentration. The moment he opened his eyes, a faint light flashed by. He exhaled a long shot of muddy air. UU reading www.uukanshu.com was above Yi Lin's head, and there was a faint purple mist.

　　 "Huh?" Xia Xiaoman, who was boring and teasing Xiaoqing Feather, turned his head suddenly when he felt Yi Lin's breath, and said in surprise: "Brother, when did you step into the realm of perfection?"

　　 In the past three years, Xia Xiaoman came to harass Senior Brother Lin Yi when he had nothing to do, and became accustomed to Senior Brother Lin Yi's cultivation.

　　 Putting it on other people is called ecstasy, and putting it on Senior Brother Lin Yi is reasonable.

　　 "Oh, it was yesterday."

　　 sat for two hours, which is four hours, when Yi Lin got up, the joints of his limbs snapped. After moving his muscles and bones, Yi Lin quickly walked into the house. When he came out, he packed the six Jiannanchun wooden figures in a box and held them in his hands.

　　 "Why did you catch up with brother again? Brother, you are playing tricks, did Senior Chen secretly give you a coup to quickly improve your cultivation level?"

　　 "I still need Laochen to teach me to improve my cultivation level? It's not me who blows it. In this regard, I taught him to be pretty much the same."

　　 Taking advantage of Lao Chen's absence, Yi Lin said boldly.

　　 But his words hadn't completely fallen off yet, Chen Bei's voice came from behind: "You...who did you teach?"

　　 Yi Lin turned around, Chen Bei stood behind him with a dark face, his beard trembling with anger. In this regard, Yi Lin was very calm, as if what he said just now was not what he said, pointing to the door: "Lao Chen, even if it is you, it is wrong to come in without knocking at the door."

　　Chenbei: "..."