Earth Culture Publicity Bureau

Chapter 1 Let the music cheer up~

In the space station where people come and go, all you can see are human beings with bright hope in their eyes and excited smiles in their mouths.

The earth has just gone through a harsh civilization assessment, and now it has finally obtained the qualifications to establish a country and become an upright part of the era of the great universe.Now the establishment of the space station has become an important first step for mankind to officially enter the universe and spread the name of the earth to all parts of the world, which is enough to be recorded in the annals of history.

In the special passage, a group of excited people stood.They are dressed in suits and leather shoes, and they look dignified.The excited and restless expression was well managed, only the confident and proud expression remained on his face without any concealment.

They are the diplomats representing the earth, they have just experienced a terrible war, and they are the most important "peace-bringing weapons" for the earth that urgently needs stability.Today is the day they leave the earth and go to the major planets in the universe to take up their duties.

Before the diplomats left the motherland, the government department specially approved the opening of the special channel that was usually closed to the outside world, allowing them to say their final goodbyes to their relatives and friends who came to see them off.

Tears weeping with joy, and yearnings that never let go, unfolded here one after another.

Only one area is different.

The number of people seeing off here is undoubtedly the largest.Well-known figures from various fields on the earth gathered together, as if they were holding an offline party for the world's top [-] rankings.

But it is also the most silent, wordless, and even dignified atmosphere.

The diplomats next to him watched all this knowingly and did not come to bother them.Their scrutinizing gazes continued to focus on it, making people feel more and more annoyed.

Finally, someone couldn't hold back anymore.

A man among the send-off staff walked to the center of the crowd, with an angry face on his face, he suppressed his voice and growled angrily:

"What the hell are you thinking?!"

This sentence was the voice of almost everyone present.

As the number one diplomat on earth, the pride and hope of everyone present.Since You Yunran took this position, he has been entrusted with an incomparably important responsibility, carrying his sustenance, and carrying the future of mankind on his shoulders to keep moving forward.But at this critical moment when he was about to take office, he slapped all the people who loved him hard and unexpectedly.

This is beyond disappointment and regret.

"You Yunran, you've gone too far!" The man's tone was full of hatred: "It's okay to be depraved, but you have to know your own identity! Do you think your body is your own? ? It belongs to the earth! It belongs to billions of human beings who pinned their hopes on you! Why do you make decisions indiscriminately and spoil yourself like this!"

No one understands that You Yunran, who just needs to follow the plan to follow the most perfect path, and sooner or later will become the universally recognized spokesman for the earth representative, why does he have to get along with himself and go to that kind of entertainment planet to do diplomacy? official……

The man really can't bear to see You Yunran, who has worked so hard for many years and has finally come to this point, chooses to give up on himself at this moment, which is too painful.

"Believe me, I have been preparing for this decision for a long time." You Yunran spoke slowly, his voice was as clear as a pines and cypresses, and his comfortable tone gradually diluted the anger in the man's mind.With a slight smile in his eyes, he reached out and patted his friend on the shoulder, and said to him, "I will not let you down, let alone my motherland."

He took the gifts from the friends who saw him off next to him. It was a space hub full of various items, with a delicate and unique golden badge.The national emblem of the earth is carefully outlined on the badge with exquisite craftsmanship, like a talisman, accompanying You Yunran at any time.

The space prop master who made it by himself carefully pinned the badge on the chest of You Yunran's suit jacket, looked into You Yunran's eyes, and said softly:

"We trust you."

Even though they were full of astonishment and couldn't understand You Yunran's actions, they knew what You Yunran was like and knew his way of doing things. Therefore, they were willing to send the deepest blessings to their friends who were about to leave at this time.

You Yunran smiled lightly, with a happy smile in his eyes, cherishingly fumbled for the badge on his chest with his fingertips, and said seriously: "Thank you."

After finishing speaking, he calmly looked at the imposing crowd of high-ranking people not far away, and the corners of his mouth slightly pursed, revealing a hint of loss and melancholy.

After training him for more than 20 years and raising him, none of the family members came.

Including the adult he respects the most in his heart.

"Brother, it's time, it's time to go."

He Li, who was standing beside You Yunran, said: "The spaceship has arrived at the port, we have to go in and check our identity in advance."

The people around were silent for a while, and finally took a closer look at You Yunran, and said one after another: "Okay, I will send you here, and we will keep in touch when we get to Alien, and we will go to see you when we are free. After all, it’s not convenient for you diplomats to leave at will.”

You Yunran rolled his eyes, smiled, and said: "All of you are usually very busy. It is enough to take time to come and see me off. Why go so far. Don't worry, even if you don't come, you will continue I'm sure you'll see me from time to time, too."

Seeing that everyone didn't quite understand the meaning of this sentence and nodded, You Yunran pursed a sly smile, waved goodbye to the friends behind him, straightened his waist, and left with his head held high under everyone's gaze.

He will have a mission and go to the battlefield that belongs to him.

At the security checkpoint, He Li looked anxiously at You Yunran beside him.Rack your brains to organize your words until the last moment, hoping to persuade the other party to change their minds.

"It's still too late to turn around now..." He Li said very slowly: "Brother, you can choose from the top ten political stars in the universe according to your ability. The officers will definitely be very happy and will support you with the greatest strength. Really don't think about it anymore..."

He knew that it was too late for him to say these words at this time, but when he thought about You Yunran's identity as the chief diplomat who was dismissed, and compared his current situation, He Li felt a burst of sadness in his heart.

"Why on earth did the officers agree to let you go to that kind of place..."

How can you use a sledgehammer to kill a chicken?This is not something that can be described as overkill.It is obvious that you can use power to suppress orders, and even detain and tie You Yunran to work on the main planet of cosmic politics. How can you give up so easily? It really makes You Yunran act recklessly on his own.

What kind of diplomacy can be established with the earth on a planet with shooting locations everywhere, and the people who come and go are all stars of the universe entertainment.

You Yunran went through the security check and boarded the spaceship.Standing at the hatch of the ship, he looked back at He Li, who looked like a wronged little daughter-in-law, raised his eyebrows and said, "What do you think I do?"

He is a diplomat, an existence who is best at persuading the other party with his words, communicating and negotiating.If even the people on Earth can't be persuaded, how can You Yunran use his own skills to impress other races in the universe.

He Li could only purse his mouth, and the boss followed You Yunran in frustration and frustration, and entered the spaceship together.

The spaceship is large, with a vast space and bright light, as if stepping into a stylish and luxurious mansion.The design style full of comfort is the first place for Heli, who has only ever sat in a cramped military space battleship.

He looked at the scene completely different from what he had imagined in astonishment, and followed You Yunran through many places in a daze.Turning and turning around, walking around, admiring countless wonderful pictures unique to the universe, and then came to a public space filled with all kinds of people—really all kinds of people. , "creatures" with all kinds of strange appearances.

He Li thought to himself that the Zergs, Titans, and even angels he met on the battlefield were already beyond his imagination. He didn't expect that octopuses, canned food, and robots can now buy tickets to take spaceships...

Now that they have appeared here, it means that they, like the people on Earth, are intelligent creatures recognized as citizens of the universe.

He Li was a little overwhelmed by this overly shocking scene, just like a country boy entering the city for the first time, first he was shocked by the row upon row of high-rise buildings and the bustling street scene, and then began to observe the fashionable and eye-catching roadside in amazement. The dazzled urban crowd couldn't help but keep looking.

This is a very normal thing, and I believe that every earthling who boards a spaceship at this moment will involuntarily do so.

He Li, who was not good at hiding his emotions, was very obvious. He kept looking at the people around him with amazed eyes, and his expression had a kind of surprise that could be seen through at a glance.And he and You Yunran happened to be sitting in the first-class cabin of the spaceship, and the people sitting in it were all high-spirited and knowledgeable people.

It is inevitable that some people will be offended by He Li's gaze. Some people who are very sensitive to their appearance don't like others looking at them so openly.

Like some... lady with ten tentacles.

She looked at He Li with dissatisfaction, and said to him: "You make me feel very unhappy!"

He Li blushed after hearing this, and quickly apologized.Knowing a little bit of cosmic etiquette and common sense, he knew that he had accidentally made a mistake, so he quickly turned on the "converter" implanted in his body, and transformed the appearance of the people around him into humans on Earth.

This is a very commonly used instrument in the universe, which can seamlessly switch the surrounding races to people of the same race, so that everyone can quickly accept the environment and achieve the effect of no discrimination and no resistance.

Although I don't know what the principle is, it is said that this can perfectly change 100% of the surrounding people into the same race in a special way.And this change is very "principle". No matter how an ugly person changes, he is still ugly in the eyes of all species of people. Even if a beautiful person is transformed into a ten-clawed octopus, it is still the most beautiful octopus in the universe. It can be said that it is very beautiful. strict.

After pressing the converter switch, the world in He Li's eyes changed instantly.The octopus girl who made him feel weird and funny just now turned into a very beautiful and sexy woman in a bright red dress in the blink of an eye.

There are also a group of men who are courting her around...

He Li blushed at the woman's pretty appearance, and couldn't help but apologize again, this time with a more sincere tone, with a hint of sincerity.

Only now did he understand how rude it was to look at the woman in front of him with weird eyes like a clown just now.Anyone who sees it will be unhappy.

"I have never seen the world..."

The woman still cursed a little indignantly.

Knowing that he made a mistake first, He Li sneered, and quickly found a seat to shrink back, not to continue entanglement with the woman.

You Yunran is next to He Li.

Because of the place of employment, he had just gone through a two-day and two-night relay interrogation, and he suffered a lot both physically and mentally.I tried to put on a good look to reassure my friends on the earth, and forced myself along the way. At this time, I could finally get a rest, and it was inevitable that I would look a little sleepy after breathing a sigh of relief.

He was leaning on the chair, black bangs cast a thin shadow on his face from top to bottom, the drooping eyelids and raised chin made him look a bit stern.He had been in the top position for a long time in the past, and the aura that had been kept in it was unconsciously revealed, with a solemn and sharp aura, faintly exuding a sense of oppression.

After He Li sat down, he saw that You Yunran's eyes were black and blue, and he was resting with his eyes closed, so he wisely didn't continue the persuasion just now.Sitting quietly on the chair, looking around with curious and restrained eyes, the heart began to be aroused belatedly.

He is going to break through the Milky Way and go to the universe!

The corners of the smiling mouth curled up unconsciously. He Li recalled it carefully and made sure that taking pictures in public would not violate the law, so he stood up again and happily took many photos.There are a wide range of panoramic views of the cabin, a group photo with the earth's air station leaning against the porthole, a dreamy and beautiful view inside the spacecraft, and even a drinking cup with a sci-fi feel!

He planned to send it to his little sister who stayed at home, telling him that his brother was leaving at this time.

The movement of taking pictures was not small, and it attracted the attention of some people. Everyone knew that it was He Li's first time to take a spaceship, and some people inevitably laughed with disdain.

In earth terms, who would like to have a rude person in first class who can be so ecstatic on a plane?

The spaceship docked for a long time. This long time may be just a short time in the eyes of the excited He Li, but in the eyes of other passengers, something is wrong.

Someone called the flight attendant and asked him what was going on.

The flight attendant replied apologetically: "I'm very sorry, it took us some time to guide the passengers on Earth to their locations."

"Earth?" The person who asked the question looked even more dissatisfied, "What kind of place is this? Why did we come here!"

The flight attendant explained: "This is a planet that has just been recognized by the alliance and passed the assessment... so it has also been included in our flight route recently."

As soon as this sentence came out, almost half of the passengers who heard the flight attendant's explanation all looked at He Li somewhere in the cabin.

He Li: "..."

The passenger who asked the question said dissatisfiedly: "It takes so long to find a seat on board the boat! Are they blind? They can't even walk!"

He Li was very unhappy when he heard it, and the corner of his mouth hanged, and the smile disappeared.

The flight attendant quickly apologized: "Many passengers don't know the text signs on the spaceship, so..."

So it took a little effort to find the group of humans who were wandering around in a daze and bring them back to their seats one by one.

A person suddenly said: "Now the level is really getting lower and lower. Any pheasant planet can be classified as an intelligent species. I can't read all the words. How dare I say that they are all intelligent creatures like us? The examiner is afraid it is not because monkeys will Taking pictures, I mistakenly thought they were human, hehe..."

If He Li could bear it, he wouldn't be He Li.

Furious, he rushed to the man and asked loudly: "If you have something to say, please explain it to me! Who is a monkey? Why do you say that our earth is not qualified!"

The man wished he could quarrel with He Li, he had been very upset seeing He Li since just now:

"I told you, what's wrong?"

"Where is the earth? I've never heard of it! Don't think it's a big deal to just be allowed to leave the planet. Let me tell you, if you didn't pass the examination by chance, you are now a group of animals that we don't have to be responsible for killing casually! Your planet is just a rotten place, and you are a wild monkey who came out of that rotten place! If you don’t know anything, at least you should learn, right? So barbaric and uneducated, it will be a disaster to the society if you let it out! I said what do you do? I said you are teaching you how to be a human being! You should thank me!"

He Li was so angry that his neck was thick red, and he shouted: "You are uneducated! What happened to us humans just being recognized? Can't you not know how to ride a spaceship? Did you grow up so big when you were born? You can learn it when you are born." Can you read and read? You don’t have a first time! You don’t have any education at all, I think you should go back and learn how to be a human being!”

Seeing He Li's posture, the flight attendant knew that something was wrong. The tit-for-tat attitude of the two of them clearly meant to quarrel, and they looked embarrassed, trying to mediate: "Please calm down, the earth is recognized by the alliance. In this country, human beings are definitely a species that should be recognized and respected.”

After finishing speaking, he said to the man: "It's because of our mistakes in our work that we failed to guide the passengers to their seats. It's definitely not the guests' fault."

It's a pity that the two angry people couldn't listen to these words at all, because what they wanted to hear now was not these at all, but the other party's admission of defeat and apology.

As a result, this dispute really became more and more noisy and divided, and there was a tendency to completely throw down your face and tear it up fiercely, or roll up your sleeves and speak with strength.

He Li's loud voice startled You Yunran who was resting.You Yunran, who was asleep, opened his eyelids, revealing a pair of eyes with a light color like glazed glass.Gu Jing glanced calmly at the three people who were facing each other in the distance, and he opened his mouth, his hoarse and sleepy voice was very chilling.

"Personally attacking people from other countries, belittling and questioning the human rights of species, and even denying the authority of the alliance, threatening that human beings are the scourge of the universe. Sir, you know that your speech at this moment has touched the highest law of the universe, even if you are sued by us, you will definitely not be able to escape. Responsibility?"

You Yunran put down the thin blanket that He Li had carefully covered her body, got up and walked over slowly.

His eyebrows and eyes are undoubtedly cold, with a strong sense of oppression, that is, standing in public all year round, accepting questions from other families and outsiders, and still being able to fight the crowd with words, using words as a knife, killing everyone Speechless, there was unreserved hostility in his flesh and blood towards the emaciated and resentful chief diplomat.

You Yunran is proficient in the laws of the entire universe, and has enough understanding of the culture and history of each race. Even if he was born on the earth and has just entered the era of the universe, his knowledge and ability are definitely beyond the reach of ordinary people in the universe. comparable.

"If I'm not mistaken, you should be from the planet Kabir. I'm a diplomat on Earth, so I know a little bit about your planet's deeds. I have been in the universe for more than 300 years, and I was just promoted from a D-level country to a C-level country two hundred years ago. First of all, I would like to congratulate you for making such great progress in 1000 years, the strength of your country is worthy of being a new star in the universe."

The man saw that You Yunran spoke with a deterrent formal warning at first, and then suddenly softened his words and began to approve and praise. The way of speaking with big sticks and sweet dates made him fearful and at the same time comfortable, so the answer seemed much calmer and restrained.

"Hmph, it's good that you understand. How powerful my country is is definitely not comparable to people like you who have just entered the universe. I said those words to make you self-aware." The man said arrogantly.

"It's good to be proud of one's own origin. Everyone should be proud and love their motherland." You Yunran took a deep look at the other party with his light-colored eyes, and spoke quickly and steadily, bringing people Can't help but be convinced.

"But according to what you said, a C-level country, and a country that has been established for thousands of years, what kind of ability does it have to stand in front of us humans so arrogantly?"

You Yunran raised his chin, looked at each other with contemptuous eyes, and said proudly: "Do you know about human beings and the earth? Do you understand? Maybe you are the one who sits in a well and knows nothing. Our earth is a b-level country. Just now As soon as you enter the universe, you pass d and c, and are directly recognized as a b-level country second only to a. That's because our earth has too few planets and the history is not long enough, so you can't get promoted to a, do you know? ?”

The man was taken aback, and immediately retorted: "Impossible! Don't think that just by talking nonsense, you can—"

"Are you talking nonsense, why don't you just ask the flight attendant next to you?" You Yunran interrupted.

The flight attendant on the side immediately nodded repeatedly, looked at the man with certain eyes, and assured him that the earth was indeed a B-level country.

"I don't know how your planet's assessment standards were. Anyway, the assessment object of our planet is a 3a-level country, the Zerg Itlas Empire. Verbal debate, technological development, individual combat, and military command, which one is not crushing! Defeating the strongest species in the universe one-on-one, defeating interstellar behemoths within 10 minutes, and defeating the notorious Zerg that ravages the universe in terms of army strength, do you think we, the earth, are human beings, qualified to enter the universe?"

The more the man listened, the more unbelievable his eyes became. When the word "Zerg" appeared, he even said to You Yunran in an absurd tone: "Zerg? Just you?!"

"This is a contract signed with the United Nations. As the chief diplomat of the earth, I am naturally present. I wonder how you don't know this kind of 'common sense'." You Yunran mocked: "The whole universe hopes to obtain our human beings. Therefore, we signed a contract and invited us to become interstellar foreign aid. You despise humans so much just now, and disdain the existence of our earth, it seems that you have enough skills to face the Zerg. Do you need me to confirm with the official personnel of Planet Kabir, your The planet does not need the protection of the earth? Apply to withdraw the aid to Kabir planet?"

The man was speechless after hearing this.

His face flushed, a shameful expression appeared on his face, his eyes dodged, and he didn't dare to face the scene at this time.He tried his best to let go of some harsh words and continued to mock the two of You Yunran, but found that he had no position at all, and he didn't even dare to say "yes" forcefully.

In this huge universe, no one dares to insist that he is not afraid of Zerg.

However, human beings can resist the invasion of Zerg, and they are the well-deserved umbrella of the whole universe.

So his face was red, and standing here facing everyone's eyes was like a public execution.

So humiliating.

"The earth is undoubtedly a part of the universe. This happened only a year ago. You don't know it. It's understandable."

After taking a firm stand and defending the dignity of the earth, You Yunran, a diplomat, has completed his mission.

"But I hope you can understand that in the future, please don't ridicule and slander other races at will. This is the 'common sense' and 'etiquette' that an intelligent species should know the most." You Yunran glanced at He Li and said: "Information cannot Wherever you arrive, civilization is fine. Please do yourself a favor.”

He Li stood aside, with an exhilarated expression on his face, extremely excited.

Seeing the man's eagerness to find a hole in the ground and get in, it's really exhausting!

At this time, the flight attendant finally received a notice that the passengers on Earth had arrived at their seats.He quickly put an end to the dispute in front of him, and looked for a step down for the man who was so stubborn that he couldn't get off the stage.

"The spaceship is about to leave the port. Passengers are asked to return to their seats to avoid turbulence during departure."

He Li and You Yunran sat back to their seats, He Li's face was still full of excitement, and he said, "Brother! You are so handsome!"

You Yunran looked faint.

He has never experienced any big scenes. Disputes at this level can be regarded as lip service at best, and it is an insult to his professionalism to say that he is serious.

But He Li was different, of course he was happy.Just happy and happy, thinking about You Yunran's next situation, the smile on the corner of his mouth hangs again.

He was distressed.

Really distressed.

So he began to chatter in You Yunran's ear again, hoping to persuade You Yunran to change his mind and settle in a better planet.

You Yunran was very sleepy, with such a noise source next to his ears, he couldn't rest well, so he couldn't help raising his heavy eyes, and said something in his heart.

"Stay on a planet and conduct diplomacy on behalf of the earth. Stabilize our country's status, resist slander from other countries, handle international disputes, win over friendly relations... Even if it's not me, diplomats from other families can do well."

You Yunran pulled the thin blanket on his body, his sleepy mood made his tone seem a little indifferent, but the meaning in the words was so sincere and passionate: "I am not satisfied with this level of work, human beings can fully Have a better cosmic environment."

It's not just like just now, you have to use the title of "can defeat the Zerg" to overwhelm people with power.

Otherwise, being dismissed as "uncivilized and bumpkins" is still an unavoidable thing for hundreds of years on the earth.

However, why should human beings be subject to such contempt and disgust?At least You Yunran didn't like to see it.

He Li hesitated and said: "But, when we arrive at Lofer Star, can you realize your idea?"

"can."

You Yunran's tone was confident and determined, as if he was born to be a diplomat, he would never show an expression of inferiority and cowardice, and he would always be so indomitable.

"Although diplomacy is an exchange between countries, it is actually dealing with people." You Yunran said with a light smile, "As long as the method is used correctly, no matter what form I can achieve my goal."

The spaceship slowly left the port, and the long journey symbolizing You Yunran's journey finally officially set sail at this moment.

You Yunran said: "I have endured for so many years, and now it's finally time to make a move...how could it be possible to mess around."

Hearing this, He Li was silent for a long time.At the end, he suddenly let out a wry smile.After the wry smile, a trace of relief was born.

He wiped his face and said loudly: "Okay! Anyway, I have already come out with my brother, let alone an entertainment planet, even if it is a wild land where monsters are rampant, and a dangerous sea of ​​​​knives and swords, I will go with you!"

After the spacecraft set sail, the sapphire Earth was quickly left behind, never to be seen again.

The flight attendant stayed in the cabin to assist the passengers in sailing. After reminding the passengers in a low voice of precautions during the flight, after thinking for a while, he walked up to He Li, who was making the interstellar jump for the first time, and whispered to him.

"Soon the spacecraft will pass the jump point and enter a fixed orbit. During the space compression period, you may experience physical discomfort. It is recommended that you go to sleep to reduce stress."

He Li saw that the surrounding area was very quiet. Many people, including his brother You Yunran, closed their eyes or took a nap or slept. They wanted to follow suit and follow suit.

But he was so excited, so excited.

Who made the boundless sea of ​​stars within easy reach around him?

This can quickly fall asleep, He Li is no longer He Li.

The flight attendant thought for a while and suggested, "Here are the top ten golden songs of the universe, you can listen to them."

It should have been a good proposal, but He Li was a little respectful and insensitive.

"This... listen to the song..."

It's fine if it's a lullaby on earth, but the songs in the universe are really unacceptable to He Li.

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I don’t know if there are any readers who have read the author’s previous books. If there are, you should have noticed that the background setting of this article is a continuation of the book "The First Star God of War".It doesn't matter if you haven't read it, because the home games are different, and there is no connection between the books. I will explain the parts that need to be explained one by one, so as to ensure that there will be no obstacles in reading.