After the power band is biased

Chapter 40

A delicate flower: "I'll go, what a shameless dog thief, to treat our little brother Wu like this, I'm so mad at you!"

Miss sister: "I want to rush in and kill the dog thief"

Aunt Square came to PK: "As expected of a dog thief, it's so cheap."

The macho man: "Come here for Brother Xiaowu, I look forward to Brother Xiaowu slapping these two dead women's faces"

Gao Leng male god: "Spiritual programs, women are only worthy of being vases, I don't know what to do"

Speak with strength: "That's right, I can only cry when things happen, and then we have to rely on us men"

All the women in the village love me: "It's not for nothing that this show is messed up. If it were all men, it would have been popular for a long time."

Overlord of Kyushu: "Brother Wu, come on, let the three women kneel and lick"

Young lady: "Hey, what's wrong with a woman, you were not born by a woman"

A delicate flower: "I'm going to speak to you, a straight man with advanced cancer, I'm a dog thief, I'm a low-light combination"

Speak with strength: "Look, just tell the truth, and the crazy women will rush out"

All the women in the village love me: "Hahahaha, brother, you've got the truth"

The macho man: "Some women's quality is really bad, you can see one or two from the dog thief"

……

After the live broadcast of "The Celebrity Takes You Into the Secret Record of Strange Anecdotes", there was a wave of fierce scolding, especially the rude behavior towards Zhang Xiaowu at the beginning, which attracted fans of Master Zhang to flock in. Some people He even threatened to block the two of them and seek justice, but no matter what, the show was a hit.

Shi Guang and Li Wei were unaware of all this, one was hiding something in his heart, and was resting with his eyes closed, while the other opened the God Realm live broadcast room he brought.

The online god number, one thousand.

It's strange, she has only been unblocked for two days, yet she is so high-spirited?It seems that she has performed well recently, and Shi Guang looked a little excited.

Yaoyao is a fairy: "I don't know if you have noticed that recently we are always being ejected in three minutes and two seconds"

Goddess Qionghua: "Do you still need to ask? Mr. Time is cheating on everyone behind his back."

Peach Fairy: "Report and it's over"

Yaoyao is a fairy: "As a rival in love, how can you be narrow-minded and smile?"

Announcement: Yaoyao is a box of hearts that the fairy rewarded Lord Shiguang's fingertips, and it has been put into the merit backpack.

Goddess Qionghua: "???"

Peach Fairy: "..."

God Realm's No. [-] Sprayer: "Pfft, Fairy Yaoyao is so grand"

Hua Li: "The heart at the fingertips... a set?".

Raytheon: "It seems that something incredible has been mixed into our live broadcast room"

God of Wealth: "Run~"

God Realm's No. [-] sprayer: "I can't see me, I can't see me"

Yaoyao is a fairy: "Auntie, listen to my sophistry, it is something that Lord Shiguang kept with me for many years when he was playing the little witch."

Hua Li: "Smile"

drop drop~

Yaoyao is a fairy and quit the live broadcast room

Fairy Qionghua quit the live broadcast room

……

The current online number is zero.

Announcement: Yaoyao is a fairy who openly rewards disharmonious items, and is banned from the live broadcast room for [-] minutes (three days in the ordinary world)

Announcement: Time Lord passively accepts discordant items, and the live broadcast room will be banned for 4 minutes (every day in the world)

Announcement: Due to Time Lord's repeated involvement in disharmony, Emperor Huali personally reported it, so the reward function in the live broadcast room is completely banned

This old woman Hua Li is amazing~ Shi Shi couldn't help but sigh.

However, things that can change the shape and size of fingers, have a 100% contraceptive effect, and develop a partner to the greatest extent without side effects, look very good.

Time covered his heart tightly, and secretly glanced at Li Wei like a thief.

She couldn't wait to know what the fully exploited Dali would look like.

After more than ten hours, everyone arrived in Tianlong City at [-] o'clock in the morning of the next day, and nothing happened during the period.

Zhang Xiaowu and Xia Liang talked very happily, Li Ang and the five photographers were too silent, Liu Yu was busy catching up on sleep, and Lin Xiaoping, who was always obsessed with time before, also restrained a lot, only sneaking when no one was paying attention Looking at the time, the entire program group seems to be very harmonious on the surface.

After getting off the plane and having breakfast, Director Zhang gathered everyone in front of the bus station and began to arrange tasks.

He did the assignment of the photographer first.

Liu Yu and Shi Shi, A Chuan and Zhang Xiaowu, A Shan and Li Ang, A Zhi and Lin Xiaoping, A Long and Xia Liang, A Nian and Li Wei.

Director Zhang looked at the time, took out the lottery box, and said, "At 35:[-] in the morning, there is only one bus for us to go to Longxiang Ancient City. At [-]:[-] noon, the task for the guests today is to go to the ancient city of Longxiang in two groups. Team, divided into three groups to find Yin people"

"The photos of Yinren's address, appearance, and passport have been sent to everyone's mobile phones. No matter what mode of transportation you choose, you can only use the 20 yuan fund issued by the program group. Please invite the Yinren group first, and you can get extra money." Received two hundred yuan in funding, a safety talisman, and an exorcism talisman"

"The other two groups can only get ten yuan of funds. Please pay attention to the time and be sure to come back here before twelve o'clock. Okay, now let's draw lots, and the guests who draw the same number will form a group."

The rest stepped forward one after another.

In Dudushi, he hugged Li Wei tightly, and said expressionlessly: "I object, I want to be with our sister".

When everyone turned their heads, it was difficult to distinguish the expressions in their eyes.

"Li Yinghou~" Director Zhang almost burst into tears, looking very pitiful.

I knew the teacher was difficult to deal with, but I didn't expect to be so arrogant that I don't care about reputation at all.

Li Wei didn't want to embarrass herself in public. Since she joined someone else's program group, she had to abide by the rules. This was her training as an actress.

She coughed lightly, distanced herself from Time, stepped forward, walked in front of Director Zhang, and put her hand into the cardboard box.

As the first person to draw lots, Li Wei got the ping-pong ball with the number three printed on it.

"Li Wei" Zhang Xiaowu raised the ping-pong ball in his hand, and said with some pride: "The next time, I will thank you for your care."

Li Wei didn't want to talk to this person at all, she turned around coldly and walked to the right.

Zhang Xiaowu stared at Li Wei's back, followed quickly, and smiled maliciously: "Li Wei, we have known each other for so many years, and we can successfully form a team in the same show, what is it not by fate?".

Li Wei paused and continued to walk forward.

Time is like an eggplant beaten by frost, and she also stepped forward to draw lots. Unfortunately, she got the number one and matched with Lin Xiaoping.

Hmph, if there are some messed up people around Dali, she will beat Yuelao up when she goes back.

"Sister" Lin Xiaoping stood shyly behind Shi Guang, leaned over and said, "I'll listen to you for a while."

With the same name, she feels very emotional when she calls Da Li, but when others call her, oh my god, help me~

Shi Guang rubbed his arms and said with a straight face, "Let's do our own thing, it doesn't matter whether we win or lose."

Anyway, she was going to keep an eye on Zhang Xiaowu.

Lin Xiaoping was very unhappy, but she had no choice but to follow Shi Guang in the end.

Li Wei is proficient in Qiyang Mandarin. For her, this task is not difficult, and she didn't care much about it at first, but there are many annoying people around her, and now she just wants to complete the task as soon as possible.

The yin person they were looking for was Qiqi, a beautiful woman with a gloomy appearance. She was around 25 and lived far away. If she took a taxi from the bus station, 20 yuan would not be enough. Li Wei chose to take the subway. It's fast and can be done for just a few bucks.

With Li Wei as a guide, Shi Guang and Lin Xiaoping also squeezed onto the subway.

Because this time is the rush hour for going to work, the subway is relatively crowded, Li Wei didn't notice the tails behind her, she studied the route seriously on her phone.

Zhang Xiaowu squeezed and squeezed, and slowly moved behind Li Wei, he wrapped Li Wei in his arms, and smiled very gently: "Be careful, don't be touched".

Every move, like the affectionate male lead in an idol drama, the two of them have good looks, which immediately caused several young girls to scream.

"Look, these two are a good match."

"Ah~ there are cameras pointing at them, are they celebrities?"

"I don't know, I haven't seen it, maybe it's from another country"

"Really, men are very pampered, and women are also good-looking, I love it"

Li Wei understood the young girl's words, and frowned as if he could kill a fly: "Zhang Xiaowu, please stay away from me."

Zhang Xiaowu's expression didn't change: "I don't mean anything else, just to help you separate these people, don't you hate crowds and noise the most?".

The Xia Guoyu they used was not understood by the young people, and they laughed ambiguously.

"Wow, it looks like a foreigner, is the girl acting like a baby?"

"I also want such a gentle boyfriend"

"Even if it's filming, it's still very good."

Li Wei pushed Zhang Xiaowu away, squeezed to the other side, and glanced at the young people: "I have nothing to do with him."

This time she used Qiyang Mandarin, the characters were very clear and sharp.

Several young girls were even more excited, they looked at Zhang Xiaowu with bright eyes, and said to Li Wei: "Then can we chase this brother?".

"Do whatever you want!" Li Wei lowered his head and continued to look at his phone.

"Brother, can you leave a contact information?"

"Brother, where are you from? Do you have a girlfriend?"

The girls surrounded Zhang Xiaowu enthusiastically.

Zhang Xiaowu didn't understand, but it didn't prevent him from understanding what the girls meant. He looked at Li Wei's indifferent expression, and took out his phone with a smile.

"Grandma, please don't chase after me, I was wrong, this is also my first robbery"

The little man with a greasy face was crying, dropped the knife in his hand, and desperately pushed the crowd forward, pushing forward.

Time sneered, clasped Lin Xiaoping's waist, controlled her legs, and kicked the short man's back with precision. The man threw himself forward, and the people hurriedly dispersed, leaving a little space, and the man fell directly to the ground. .

Thanks to the mission just released by the system, she seems to have found a way to avoid punishment.

"Thanks." Shi Guang let go of Lin Xiaoping, picked up the knife on the ground, and pointed at the short man: "Get out, do evil again, it won't be so easy when I meet you next time."

"No...you're welcome." Lin Xiaoping held her flushed cheeks, her eyes were full of stars.

"Grandma, I don't understand what you're saying either." The little man was sweating profusely.

"Wow, those two sisters are so handsome and eye-catching!"

"Domineering sister Yu and her soft and cute little wife, I love them so much"

"Let's go, let's take a photo together"

There was too much movement on the side of time, which attracted the attention of several girls. They immediately left Zhang Xiaowu behind and crowded towards time.

Zhang Xiaowu's hand holding the phone froze, and his face slowly darkened.

"Sister Shi, oh my sister Shi" Liu Yu jumped anxiously behind the crowd: "You are waiting for me."

However, the front was too crowded, and Liu Yu was quickly submerged in the crowd. Fortunately, Ah Zhi used a trick, and the two struggled to squeeze to Shi Shi's side.

Liu Yu bent over, breathless and said: "Sister, can you not react so fast next time? I can't even keep up with your rhythm."

At this time, several cute girls squeezed up and pushed Liu Yu aside: "Sister, sister, can we take a photo with you?"

"Excuse me, is your girlfriend next to you? You seem to be a good match."

This language is not in Time's database, so she didn't understand it, but she nodded lightly when she saw that the girls were not malicious.

"Yeah, my sister is so nice!"

The girls gathered around Shi Guang and clicked the camera button.

"Sister, I also want to take a picture of you and your little wife and hide it privately, is that okay?" A round-faced girl hesitated after taking the picture, raised her phone, and said with a blushing face.

Shi Shi understood her hand gestures for taking pictures, and nodded, anyway, it wouldn't matter to take more pictures.

The round-faced girl was about to push Lin Xiaoping into Shiguang's arms, when a slender white jade hand stretched out from behind and hugged Shiguang.

A smile appeared on Shi Shi's indifferent face, she turned her head and shouted: "Sister, you are here".

Li looked at the round-faced girl with a smile, and said in Qiyang Mandarin: "This little wife is mine."