The Regent makes me unstoppable [Transmigration Book]

Chapter 25

In just one stick of incense, Jiang Shuipi brought the two of them, Yan Qing and Yu Lian, to Lanyue Zhai to teach Gu Min a second time.

Speaking of which, Yan Qing and Yu Lian's life experiences were also very bumpy. They were both sold by their biological parents to a wealthy family as slaves because of poverty at home.

It turned out that the master of the rich family would specially select some handsome little boys in private, raise these little boys carefully in the back house, and after they were trained, they would be sent to high-ranking officials as child prostitutes, so as to give themselves To dredge the relationship and seek benefits.

Unfortunately, Yan Qing and Yu Lian were selected by the master to be raised as child prostitutes, and later they were given to King An as gifts, and King An dedicated them to the emperor.

Fortunately, when they met the emperor, the emperor's subcutaneous core had already been replaced. Otherwise, according to the original licentious temperament of the little emperor, such a romantic and handsome Yan Qingyu Lian would have been tortured to the point of being out of shape when he met him. .

The master who is in charge of teaching Yan Qing and Yu Lian, I heard that he used to be the most popular young lady in the Nanfeng Pavilion in the capital, so Yan Qing and Yu Lian's methods of wooing and pleasing men are better than that of the oiran in the Nightless Building. And more.

Gu Min had learned the skills of the two of them last time, and Yanqing Yulian only taught Gu Min some of the most simple methods, and for Gu Min, it had already opened the door to a new world for him.

The one-word teacher is also a teacher, so Gu Min was also very polite to Yanqing Yulian, asking them to sit down, and after letting the palace servants serve tea, seeing Jiang Shuiping still standing at the door with no intention of leaving, he raised his eyebrows and asked him : "Are you still leaving?"

Jiang Shuiping chuckled twice, "I'm a little curious about that, and I want to hear it too, can it work?"

They are all men, so there is nothing to hide about this kind of thing, Gu Min said calmly: "Whatever, close the door."

He sat down behind the desk, picked up a brush and dipped it in the ink, and prepared to write down what Yan Qing Yulian said later, so that he could review it later.

Gu Min looked at Yanqing Yulian who was sitting opposite him, and nodded, "You two, please start."

Yu Lian was straightforward, and said quickly: "Young Master, we have already told you about the basics last time, is there anything you don't understand?"

Gu Min lowered his eyelids and thought for a while, then said, "I have done the foreplay before the start as you taught me last time, but he still feels uncomfortable, why?"

Yu Lian and Yan Qing looked at each other, and Yan Qing asked softly: "Young Master, do you know whether that person is feeling uncomfortable in the heart or in the body?"

"Physically, of course." Gu Min answered very positively, without any hesitation. The emperor was pleased with him, so how could he feel uncomfortable.

"If it's physical discomfort," Yu Lian rolled her eyes and looked at Gu Min with an inexplicable smile, "then it might be a matter of size."

Gu Min stopped taking notes, coughed lightly, and repeated Yu Lian's words in a low voice, "Size problem?"

Yu Lian chuckled softly, took out a delicate little jade bottle from her sleeve and put it on the desk, "Young Master, you might as well try this next time. This is the warm fragrance condensate, made of ambergris, honey, Tianshan Extracted from snow lotus, it can not only help lubricate, but also help the skin heat up and make you feel happy.”

Gu Min picked up the little jade bottle and looked at it carefully, then pulled out the cork on the bottle mouth, brought it up to his nose and smelled it, and sure enough, he smelled a pleasant sweet fragrance, so he put the cork back and put it away, and said to Yu Lian Say "thank you".

"Also, if you still feel uncomfortable, it must be because the expansion is not done well." Yan Qing glanced at Yu Lian next to him, then turned her head and said to Gu Min with a smile, "Before we taught Shaojun to open three fingers, maybe Shaojun is very talented, and three fingers are not enough for you, so you might as well try adding another finger. We men and women have different body structures. If you want to minimize the discomfort, Shaojun must have Be patient and be gentle enough to move.”

Gu Min nodded to show that he was educated, and wrote the word "four fingers" on the paper. After finishing writing, he imagined the scene, and a blush flashed across Jun's face. The emperor really suffered a lot for him.

"Excuse me, let me interrupt. What do you mean by three fingers and four fingers?" Jiang Shuiping, who had been listening for a long time, couldn't help but put out a hand and gestured in front of his eyes. His face was a bit indescribable , "Could it be what I thought it meant? This... wouldn't this be bad?!"

Gu Min glanced at him dissatisfied, "I only want you to stay and listen to what you have to say, and go out if you talk too much."

It's hard for a straight man to imagine, Jiang Shuiping felt goosebumps all over his body, he shook his head violently, opened the door with his hands on his buttocks and ran out, "Forget it, forget it, I won't listen, I won't listen, what you said is too much Damn scary!"

Gu Min smiled apologetically at Yan Qing and Yu Lian, "Sorry, ignore him, let's continue."

Next, Yan Qing and Yu Lian taught Gu Min some tricks between the beds. The three of them discussed for almost an hour before Yan Qing and Yu Lian came out of Lanyue Zhai. Expressing his gratitude, he gave each of them a stack of thick bank notes.

Yan Qing and Yu Lian finished counting the banknotes contentedly, you looked at me, I looked at you, and smiled at each other, feeling that they were really lucky.

It's so easy to get so many rewards without selling your body to serve men. Gu Shaojun is very easy to get along with, and now he has been named Marquis of Linyang. When Gu Shaojun's position with the emperor is stable, they Two are also considered heroes.

At that time, if they beg Gu Shaojun to let them go out of the palace, they might be able to get rid of their humble status and restore their status as good citizens. With these money, they can live a life without worrying about food and clothing.

With fantasies about the future in their hearts, the two happily walked back. Unexpectedly, extreme joy gave rise to sorrow, and they even had a face-to-face meeting with King An, who came to the palace to greet the emperor.

"Hey! You two, what are you doing silly? You don't know how to salute when you see this king? There are no rules at all!"

Yan Qing and Yu Lian raised their heads when they heard the voice, and when they saw that it was King An, they quickly knelt down and saluted: "The villain greets King An!"

"Get up." An Junwang swaggered over, looked at the handsome Yanqing Yulian, thought that such a beautiful person was sent to the palace without enjoying himself, and couldn't help but regret, and asked, "You two What are you doing in the palace now?"

Yan Qing replied: "Go back to King An County, the emperor asked the little people to serve Gu Shaojun."

King An was very unhappy when he heard this, and said angrily: "Is there no one else in the palace? Need you two to serve him? You two were sent to the palace by this king, why should you serve that surname?" Care?!"

Yan Qing hurriedly said: "Prince An, calm down, the villains are not doing rough work to serve Gu Shaojun, but are responsible for teaching him some skills."

King Anjun asked suspiciously, "What technique?"

Yan Qing muttered in a low voice, "About...the Longyang secret technique."

"Ha! This Gu Min! This king knows that he is a disaster!" Prince An threw up his sleeves angrily, "It's really shameless! It will make these lowly tricks flatter!"

The king of An Jun had always disliked Gu Min, thinking that Gu Min had robbed him of his position in the emperor's heart, and after hearing that the emperor had granted Gu Min the title of Marquis of Linyang, he hated Gu Min even more. He is about to sit on an equal footing with him, the king of the county, how can the king of an be able to swallow this breath.

King An Jun glanced at the scrolls held by his entourage behind him. These scrolls were filled with portraits of beautiful men, and they were approached by some trustworthy connections, so that King An Jun could find a way to help him into the palace to be the emperor's male pet. , People who want to make a fortune with this.

King Anjun secretly clenched his fists, he couldn't believe it, when the emperor had a newcomer by his side, he would spoil him so much Gu Min!

When King An went to the Yongle Palace to look for the emperor, Shen Ying was discussing political affairs with the cabinet scholars and had no time to see him, so King An went into the side hall to wait.

After Du Qianren, the former Chief Assistant, fell from power, he was promoted from the former Second Assistant Minister of the Household Department to the Chief Assistant under the recommendation of the ministers.

This Hubu Shangshu was originally single-handedly promoted by Du Qianren, but after Du Qianren fell down, he quickly took refuge in Guo Jiuchen, and he was a veritable scumbag.

Although Shen Ying didn't like the new Chief Assistant, but none of his subordinates were more suitable candidates to be the Chief Assistant.

Now the cabinet, Dongchang, and Jinyiwei are all in the hands of Guo Jiuchen. Guo Jiuchen, who is nine thousand years old, has more power than Shen Ying, who is long live.

Fortunately, Guo Jiuchen is still loyal to the queen mother, and with the queen mother on top, he is not afraid that Guo Jiuchen will rebel.

As summer was about to enter, the northern barbarians began to move around the border. When Shen Ying was discussing with the scholars how to deter the barbarians so that they would not dare to invade the border of Daying, the little eunuch suddenly came in and reported that Guo Daban was at the border. Qingfang Garden arranged songs and dances, and invited the emperor to come and enjoy them.

Shen Ying threw away the notebook in her hand, and sneered: "Didn't you see that I was discussing political affairs with the great scholars? What song and dance are you watching?"

This Guo Jiuchen really wanted to raise him into someone who only knew how to search.You foolish gentleman who is having fun, all day long, either the one who presents the song, or the one who presents the dance, the majestic governor of the East Factory, has nothing to do?

But who would have thought that the new Chief Assistant hurriedly said: "The emperor has been discussing matters for some time, and it is almost time to rest. If you are too tired, you may hurt the dragon's body. Since Guo Daban has the intention to arrange songs and dances for the emperor, the emperor will move if you don't like it." Buqingfangyuan, relax, I will come back tomorrow to discuss matters."

Shen Ying was almost laughed at by this grassroots chief minister. The chief ministers of the other dynasties urged and advised the emperor to be diligent in government affairs, and not to waste the government because of indulging in pleasure. This chief minister is good. In order to curry favor with Guo Jiuchen, he actually persuaded him to put aside his official business , to see the song and dance arranged by Guo Jiuchen?

Shen Ying wondered if this ignorant person sat in today's seat just by flattering and flattering his superiors. If Da Yingchao's bureaucrats are prevalent, then the country will not be far away from subjugation!

Shen Ying got up and straightened her sleeves, and said in a neutral manner: "Wu Shangshu is very considerate of me, and knows how to persuade me to combine work with rest."

Hubu Shangshu respectfully said: "The health of the emperor's dragon body is the foundation of the country, and the ministers should serve it wholeheartedly."

Shen Ying walked down the steps, and stood in front of Xin Shoufu with her hands behind her back, with a hint of sarcasm on her face: "Wu Shangshu, I think you are over 60 years old, right? Are you still alive at home?"

The Minister of the Household Department said: "Thank you, the emperor, for your concern. The old parents of the minister passed away as early as more than ten years ago."

Shen Ying deliberately prolonged her voice "Oh", and suddenly said: "Since Wu Shangshu's parents are gone, how about I give you a father?"

Hubu Shangshu was stunned for a moment, then raised his head to look at the emperor, "Your Majesty, are you joking with the old minister? The minister is already sixty-two, how can he still be someone else's son?"

Shen Ying sneered, and said sarcastically: "Do you think I am joking with you? Since Wu Shangshu listens to Guo Daban so much, why don't I give you to be a godson to Guo Daban, so that you can become a father and son?" In name, you should be filial to Guo Daban in a justifiable way!"

Hubu Shangshu immediately knelt down and kowtowed and confessed: "Your Majesty, this old minister is loyally planning for the Emperor! How can you tease this old minister like this, Your Majesty?"

"Wu Shangshu's loyalty should be reserved for your godfather, I can't bear it." Shen Ying flicked her sleeves, without looking at the Hubu Shangshu who was kneeling on the ground, and strode out the door.

The other two academicians hurriedly helped up the Hubu Shangshu who was lying on the ground, who was so ashamed. The Hubu Shangshu covered his face and pretended to cry: "The emperor is so merciless. If this is the case, I might as well submit my resignation form now." It's better than being humiliated at the age of entering the coffin!"

The other two academicians hurriedly persuaded him to think about it: "Why should the chief assistant be like this, the emperor has always been so arrogant and self-willed, you should think about it, don't take it to heart."

Shen Ying stormed out of the main hall of Yongle Palace, and just as she was about to leave the palace, King An chased him up from behind.

"Your Majesty! Your Majesty! Wait for me!"

Shen Ying didn't stop, looked back, and said impatiently: "Why are you here?"

King An Jun said with a smile: "I come to pay my respects to the emperor. Why do you look unhappy, your majesty? Who made you angry?"

Shen Ying said lazily: "It's nothing. Apart from coming to pay my respects, do you have anything else to do? Go back if you don't. I'm not in the mood to break up with you."

King An Jun: "Farewell, Your Majesty, I have something good to bring you this time!"

Shen Ying laughed in disbelief, "What good things can you have?"

Queen Anjun waved and asked his attendants to bring the scroll, and while walking, he opened the scroll and showed it to Shen Ying.

"Please look, your majesty, these are all the beauties I collected for you. Take a look, if there is anyone who is close to your eyes, please let me know if you like them. I will let them enter the palace to serve you immediately, and I promise to make your troubles disappear." !"

Shen Ying really wanted to slap Prince An on the forehead. The Queen Mother and Guo Jiuchen were planning to put people in his harem all day long.

It was because he was afraid that he would be licentious.The reputation of sex has been whitewashed, right?

Shen Ying scolded mercilessly: "Have you been doing anything serious all day? You've been thinking about finding beauties all day long. Are you a pimp?"

Anjun Wang excitedly came to present the beauties, but he was devastated, angry and aggrieved, "Your Majesty, how could you say that about me? I just wanted to make you happy. It wasn't you who asked me to do it before." Do you pay attention to the beauties outside the palace?"

Shen Ying: "I'm not the same person I used to be, now that I have Junshu, I won't—"

Prince An: "Look, among these beauties, which one looks worse than Gu Shaojun!"

The two of you were talking about you, and I was talking about mine. Suddenly, Shen Ying caught a glimpse of a scroll opened by King An, with the words "Ling Qingheng" written next to the portraits of the characters, and stopped halfway through.

Ling Qingheng?The name looks familiar, as if I've seen it somewhere before.

Shen Ying calmly went through all the people he had known before, which one was named Ling Qingheng, but found nothing, suddenly a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, and finally remembered where he had seen this name—— —

It's on the cover of the novel he's wearing!

This book has two protagonists, the protagonist Gong Gu Min and the protagonist Shou Ling Qingheng, but Ling Qingheng didn't show up in the first three chapters of the novel, so Shen Ying almost forgot that there was another protagonist in this book.

How did it happen, why did this Ling Qingheng also propose himself to enter the palace as a male favourite?Definitely bad intentions!

Shen Ying glanced at the heartless King An who was beside him, and sighed inwardly, this fool didn't even know he was being used as a springboard.

Shen Ying stopped, pointed to the scroll, and asked, "Who is this Ling Qingheng?"

King An thought that Shen Ying had become interested in Ling Qingheng, and was very happy, but when he wanted to introduce who this Ling Qingheng was, he forgot Ling Qingheng's identity for a moment.

Shen Ying guessed what was going on as soon as she saw his faltering, she sneered furiously, pointed at Prince An's nose and cursed: "You gave me a beauty, but you don't even know her origin, Aren't you afraid that the one you send here is an assassin who wants to assassinate me?!"

King An opened his eyes wide to argue for himself, "Your Majesty, no matter how stupid you are, you can't be so confused as to do such a thing, right?"

Shen Ying sneered and sneered: I'm sorry, it's not the first time you've done this kind of thing.

"I just have a bad memory, I just can't remember it for a while." King An Jun smiled heartlessly, "Your Majesty, if you are interested in Ling Qingheng, I will go back and check his background immediately and tell you! Your Majesty, you really have a good eye, this Ling Qingheng is indeed the most outstanding among these people, much more handsome than that Gu Shaojun!"

Shen Ying was too lazy to talk nonsense with him, she stretched out her hand and snatched Ling Qingheng's portrait from Prince An's hand, and looked at it carefully, although it was just a portrait, it could be seen that he was indeed a handsome and outstanding man.

However, what is the purpose of Ling Qingheng entering the palace?

Shen Ying is not afraid of seeing Ling Qingheng. He suffered a loss from Gu Min before, but it was because he had just passed through at that time, and he was not used to the chaos for a while. Now that he is used to his current identity and the surrounding environment, how can he be afraid? Just a mere Ling Qingheng?

Since Ling Qingheng is one of the protagonists, they will meet each other sooner or later. Since they all want to push people around him, this Ling Qingheng can be a good pawn in his hands, at least it can be used to check and balance Gu Min.

Shen Ying already had a plan in her mind, she returned to her senses and said to Prince An: "Then you should go back and find out the identity of this person, and then report to Zhen."

King Anjun was overjoyed and nodded hurriedly: "Okay, okay, I obey the order."

After sending away King An, Shen Ying said to Wan Zhongquan, "Go to Qingfang Garden and tell Guo Daban that I am going to see Gu Shaojun, so I won't go to Qingfang Garden to watch songs and dances. I thank him for his kind words." kindly."

Then he took Ling Qingheng's portrait and drove towards Lanyue Zhai.

This is the first time the emperor came to Lanyue Zhai. When Gu Min, who was reviewing his "homework" in the room, suddenly heard the voice of "the emperor is coming" from outside, he thought he heard it wrong. When he saw the courtyard outside from the window In the middle of the night, Yu Jia came in majesticly, then quickly hid his things, arranged his clothes and went out to pick him up.

After saluting and paying their respects, the two entered the room and sat down on an arhat bed by the window. Gu Min looked at Shen Ying and asked with a smile, "Isn't the emperor discussing border issues with the great scholars today? Kong Laichen here?"

Shen Ying took the tea that Gu Min brought him, and pulled her lower lip: "Of course I came to see you, did you listen to my words and heal your wounds?"

Gu Min said: "Thank you, Your Majesty, for your concern. The imperial doctor came this morning and said that my injury is recovering well."

"That's good." Shen Ying took a sip of tea, then put the teacup and Ling Qingheng's portrait on the low table, trying to deliberately attract Gu Min's attention.

Sure enough, Gu Min became interested in the painting brought by the emperor, and asked curiously, "Your Majesty, what is this painting?"

Shen Ying picked up the scroll, and said in an understatement tone: "Oh, I met Prince An Jun on the way here just now, and he gave this painting to me."

The portrait given by Prince An?

Gu Min raised his eyebrows, and asked lightly, "Can I take a look?"

"Yes." Shen Ying readily handed the scroll to Gu Min, and said nonsense with her eyes open, "I haven't read it yet, and I don't know what is painted inside."

Gu Min took the scroll, pulled the red string tied on it, and unfolded the scroll. During the process, Shen Ying kept observing his expression quietly, wanting to see what expression Gu Min would have when he saw Ling Qingheng.

However, when Gu Min opened the scroll and saw Ling Qingheng's portrait, there was no emotion on his face, as if he didn't know Ling Qingheng at all.

Shen Ying pretended to be interested and leaned over, knowingly asked: "What is painted on it?"

Gu Min put the painting on the table, turned to Shen Ying, and said casually, "A man."

"A man? What kind of man?" Shen Ying stretched out her hand to change the position of the scroll, so that the person on the portrait was facing her. Unexpectedly, Gu Min picked up the teacup at this time, and suddenly her hand shook, and the teacup It fell from his hands.

When the tea was poured out, the painting was soaked instantly, and the face of the person in the painting was immediately smudged by the water beyond recognition, not to mention beautiful and ugly, even the eyes and the nose could not be distinguished.

Shen Ying was bewildered by the sudden situation: "..." The portrait was destroyed, how could he talk about bringing Ling Qingheng into the palace?

On the other hand, Gu Min sincerely apologized calmly: "The emperor forgives the sin. It was because of my carelessness that I forgot that the injury on my left hand was still not healed, and I accidentally stained the emperor's painting."

Shen Ying looked at Gu Min's left hand, her eyes were full of suspicion, was she really careless?

"Why does the emperor look at me like this?" Gu Min raised the corners of his lips and looked at Shen Ying's face leisurely, "Could it be a pity that he didn't see clearly what the person in the painting looked like?"

Shen Ying immediately laughed twice, waved her hands and said: "...Of course not, since I have you, how can I put other people in my eyes."

"Since the painting is ruined, it's useless to keep it, why not just throw it away." Gu Min reached out and tore off the almost soaked portrait on the table, threw it on the ground as mercilessly as waste paper, and told the eunuch Come in and clean this up.

Shen Ying watched the little eunuch pick up Ling Qingheng's portrait, and her eyelids twitched twice. He had a hunch that if he dared to talk to Gu Min about taking Ling Qingheng into the palace, Gu Min would definitely treat this painting like that. Treat him the same.

Didn't he say before that he could accept as many beauties as he wanted into the palace?

This is... forcing him to raise someone outside.

The author has something to say: Xiao Gu: You can raise it, as long as you don’t let me find out, otherwise you will understand the consequences :)