Journey to the West: Monks do not tell lies, they only rob

Chapter 166 The Bull Demon King Aww~

Bajie quickly raised his fan to block it.

With a "clang" sound, the fan was firmly pressed against the tip of the sword.

Bajie: Huh? This thing also has defensive functions.

Princess Iron Fan stabbed again, and Bajie twisted his hips, "Hey, I'll block it~"

He smiled in a sly way and twisted around while waving his fan.

"Hey, I'll block it again~"

Whether the palm-leaf fan is too hard or the sword is not sharp enough, it is still Princess Iron Fan's magic weapon.

She was afraid of poking holes in her fan, so she didn't dare to swing her sword hard.

Until both of them stopped what they were doing, panting.

Bajie: "Fan me, sister. Can we take a break first?"

He held the fan in one hand and supported his waist with the other. He really had no strength left.

This fan is also very heavy.

Seeing that she could not defeat the Bull Demon King and that he had not returned yet, Princess Iron Fan had no choice but to nod in agreement.

She had to find a way to catch the fan thief.

When she thought that the person who had just pretended to be the Bull Demon King and stolen the fan and was so affectionate with her was Zhu Bajie, she wanted to stab him again with the sword in her hand.

No, impulse is the devil, those who want to achieve great things must be patient.

So, she used the parenting tips she had used when she treated Red Boy as a child and forced a friendly yet stiff smile.

"Do you know that stealing the fan is wrong?"

Give it back to me now before I can bear it.

Bajie: I didn’t steal it, but I returned it. She will definitely be grateful to me when she finds out.

"Yes! This is absolutely wrong!"

Bajie said angrily, "You should have borrowed it, how could you steal it? People like this are a disgrace to Buddhism!"

Princess Iron Fan Black Question Mark???

You scold yourself so vigorously...

On the other side, Wukong, Tang Shan and others landed perfectly.

He felt his nose itchy. It must be that idiot saying bad things about him behind his back!

"Bang!" With a loud bang, the Bull Demon King smashed a giant tree into two halves.

He fell down from the treetops along the center of the tree with his legs split, thumping and thumping.

"Ow—"

A scream that broke through the sky made people's eardrums hurt.

"Tsk tsk tsk~" Tang Shan and others stood aside, shaking their heads and sighing.

Now, I’m afraid that happiness for the rest of my life is uncertain.

Tang Shan: "Kong Kong, I heard he's your sworn brother, why don't you go and help drag him out?"

She looked at the Bull Demon King who was stuck in the center of the tree and fainted, and asked kindly.

This tree is so pitiful. It must be difficult for it to grow so big.

Wukong scratched his head in embarrassment, "Actually, I'm not that familiar with it."

He walked around the giant tree and felt that no angle was suitable for dragging it out.

If things go wrong, it might cause secondary trauma to the baby.

On this side, Tang Shan and Sha Seng had already tied the hemp ropes around the two horns.

If you can't pull it out left or right, you can only pull it out upwards.

At this time, Wukong was flying in the air, and his two wrists were operating the golden cudgel at high speed. For details, please refer to the propeller of a helicopter.

The rustling wind swept away countless fallen leaves.

Two hemp ropes were wrapped around his feet and horns respectively.

Wukong, who has lost all hope in life: Master, it is really not easy to be your disciple. I must cherish every moment of my life.

Tang Shan below held her head high, raised the loud speaker and began to direct the launch.

"Come...slowly...up..."

The rope was gradually straightened, Wukong gritted his teeth and flew upwards at an accelerated speed.

The drooping skin on Bull Demon King's face was immediately pulled tight, even turning into upturned almond-shaped eyes.

He felt a sharp pain on his head and opened his eyes only to find his vision had narrowed.

Sha Seng below held up a pair of white leggings as a landing point, and Tang Shan shouted loudly: "Prepare to land."

The Bull Demon King glanced upwards and saw Sun Wukong wearing red leggings.

At this moment, a burning pain came from his buttocks, indicating that something inhumane must have happened to him just now.

Furious, the Bull Demon King suddenly pulled out his iron rod, swung his right hand, and directly cut the hemp rope tied to the bull's horns.

Wukong suddenly lost his weight and flew straight into the sky.

As for the Bull Demon King, he was landing in a posture that he thought was very handsome.

He looked down at Tang Shan and the others, only to see Sha Seng, Bai Longma and Tang Shan desperately waving at him, shouting "No, no—"

The Bull Demon King sneered, it was too late to beg for mercy now.

When I get down to the surface, I’ll settle the debt for my son with you.

The next second, "Ah - Oh -"

Tang Shan and the others covered their faces. They all told you not to do it, but you insisted. Now you are happy and satisfied.

We have found a good place for you to land, but you insist on going your own way. You should know that it is risky to go your own way without listening to others.

The Bull Demon King had a huge hedgehog on his left foot, and a pile of still warm elephant rakes on his right foot.

If you lift your left foot first, your right foot will sink deeper and you will be able to feel the temperature and touch of the rake more deeply.

If you lift your right foot first, your left foot will probably need to rest for half a month.

Fortunately, this cow does not need to plow the fields, otherwise it would have to be sent to the beef processing plant if it was absent from work for half a month.

The smell of raking was spreading, and the hedgehog on the left foot became impatient after being stepped on, and could not help but arch its body upwards.

Tang Shan and the others in front made no secret of their sensitivity to bad smells, and each of them had a white tissue stuffed in their nose.

Out of humanitarianism, Tang Shan raised her loudspeaker and asked him weakly, "Do you need help?"

If I help you, can you enjoy free beef for the rest of your life?

The Bull Demon King looked at them speechlessly. What do you think?

At this time, Wukong turned over and dived straight down with his head facing the ground. In the blink of an eye, he landed next to Tang Shan.

It is better for brothers not to meet.

Wukong took a few steps forward and said, "Brother Niu, do you want a hand from me?"

The Bull Demon King endured the pain and stench of his feet and said, "I don't want you to be so hypocritical."

Wukong said "Oh" and continued to retreat back to Tang Shan.

For a moment, both sides looked at each other, and only a few flies buzzed around the Bull Demon King.

Finally, the Bull Demon King used a stick as a fulcrum to support the ground, and with his feet suspended in the air, he rotated 180 degrees to escape from the area of ​​​​Fengfen and the hedgehog.

As he was spinning, the blade on his right foot also flew away.

Sha Seng and Wukong held up a beach umbrella and protected Tang Shan.

This shit-slinging thing is really annoying.

I finally got out, but there were shit marks everywhere I took.

Tang Shan quickly stepped back: "I think maintaining an appropriate distance is a social etiquette that everyone should have."

The Bull Demon King paused and said, "If you dislike my stench, just say it directly. And you speak so politely."

"Sun Wukong, you've torn my wife and I apart, and now you've sent Zhu Bajie to molest my wife. There's only hatred between you and me!"

Tang Shan and the others: What! Zhu Bajie, who only has a fan, actually flirts with Princess Iron Fan!

If that's the case, we're not in the right.

But what can be done? Tang Shan never listens to reason.

"Don't talk nonsense without knowing what you're talking about. It takes only one mouth to spread rumors, but it takes a lot of effort to refute them!"

Tang Shan put her hands on her hips, her expression calm: "Whoever questions must provide evidence. Everything depends on evidence. Don't think you can get special treatment just because you are the Bull Demon King."

Wukong gave a thumbs up, Master is awesome!

The Bull Demon King glared at them fiercely, "Is what I saw with my own eyes true?"

He pointed at Tang Shan and said, "When you came here just now, Zhu Bajie was singing love songs in front of the cave!"