nashuaworldcup Chapter 435 Sander: I did it!
Chapter 435 Sander: I did it!
Salos watched Chen You's retreating figure, exhaled two heavy breaths from his nostrils, and snorted coldly.
This Titan berserker didn't bother to think much; in his eyes, muscles and strength were the only truths.
If it can bring him huge benefits, that's another story.
Moon Arrow's long, pointed elven ears twitched slightly, and a thoughtful look flashed in her emerald green eyes.
She had lived for hundreds of years and had seen far too many conspiracies and schemes.
Moreover, among the group, she knew Chen You the most.
But this time, it's obvious that the system is targeting Chen You. Why should we go against the system for Chen You's sake?
Oro also put away his compassionate smile.
Other thoughts had already arisen in his mind.
"Perhaps we really should take another look," Oro said softly.
"What the hell are you looking at!" Saros slammed his hand on the armrest. "Dancing is dancing! I'll choose whoever dances the best!"
Ding!
The system beep sounded again.
[First round of rulings begins.]
[Please send out players from the Old Order Guardian faction.]
A flash of red light, and a sphere rolled out of the NPC camp's passage.
All the players looked closely and saw that it was a green-skinned goblin who was less than a meter tall.
The goblin was wearing a tight-fitting bodysuit covered in cheap sequins, which accentuated the layers of fat on his stomach.
"I'll show you!" the goblin shrieked, then immediately lay down on the ground.
Then it began an extremely wild performance.
It writhed and rolled wildly on the ring floor like a dehydrated loach.
Its short limbs flailed wildly in the air, accompanied by a piercing laugh, and finally it even used its head to push against the ground, spinning at high speed like a top.
Green sweat was everywhere, and sequins shimmered eerily under the lights.
A deafening chorus of boos erupted from the player side.
"What is this thing?!"
"My eyes! Give me back my eyes!"
"If this could earn me points, I'd eat this glow stick right now!"
The NPC camp erupted in enthusiastic cheers, with eliminated players like Bobo clapping wildly as if they were witnessing the pinnacle of art.
The goblin spun around for a full five minutes before finally freezing in a sprawling position, panting heavily, and blowing a kiss to the three judges on the throne.
Saros's lips twitched, and the veins on the back of his hand gripping the battle axe bulged as he barely suppressed the urge to chop the green-skinned dwarf to death with one blow.
Moon Arrow turned his head and closed his eyes.
Oro whispered a calming mantra.
[The Old Order Guardians have finished their presentations. Now, the New Artistic Talents faction, please send out your representatives.]
The pressure is now on Chen You.
Lin Miao nervously grabbed Chen You's sleeve: "Captain Chen, what... what do we do? Although it's really cringeworthy, at least they were actually dancing."
Chen You stared expressionlessly at the green mass of flesh on the stage, then turned to look behind him.
Sander stared intently at the ring, his eyes bloodshot, his heavy breathing like a bellows.
Her specially made overalls accentuated the lines of her taut muscles, her center-parted hair was meticulously styled with hairspray, and she was clutching the basketball tightly in her hands.
"Mentor." Sander's voice was low and hoarse, filled with suppressed anger.
Chen You patted him on the shoulder, his tone deep: "Sander, do you see this? This is what they call art."
"Crude, cheap, and soulless."
"I saw it," Sander said through gritted teeth.
"You've prepared for so long, sweated so much, and even mastered a completely new combat technique."
"Now, it's time to show these frogs in a well what true stage dominance is."
Chen You looked Sander into the eyes and said, "Remember, you're not here to compete; you're here to cause trouble."
"You are the great demon king today."
"The Great Demon King." Sander chewed on these three words.
She patted the straps on her chest, grabbed the basketball, and strode towards the ring.
His two-meter-tall frame, imposing muscles, combined with his overalls and center-parted hair, created an eerie aura that defies description.
The entire room fell silent instantly.
The players held up glow sticks, staring blankly at the strangely shaped city lord.
Sand walked to the center of the ring, not looking at the goblins on the ground, but looking up at the three referees on the throne.
Chen You stood on the sidelines and snapped his fingers.
Sander moved.
Her massive body displayed incredible flexibility, her shoulders shaking violently as the basketball darted wildly between her legs and behind her.
Each dribble was accompanied by a burst of violent power, creating shallow dents in the ring.
Then, she opened her mouth, and her rough voice echoed throughout the entire Cangxing City.
"Yo! Yo! This is the King of Hidden Stars!"
Your performance was all for nothing!
The training lasted two and a half years, and my shirt was soaked with sweat.
Overalls are my battle armor, and a middle parting is my crown!
The entire room fell silent.
Only Sander's rap is echoing.
Chen You raised an eyebrow, not expecting that Sander actually had some skill.
"Watch me dribble with my left hand and cross over with my right."
One powerful lean, and I'll shatter your souls!
When he sang the words "Tieshan Kao", Sander suddenly pulled the ball back, squatted down, and stretched his right shoulder back to an exaggerated angle.
"drink!"
With a roar, his right shoulder, carrying an overwhelming force, slammed into the void in front of him.
boom--!
A ring of translucent sound waves, visible to the naked eye, exploded outwards from her center.
The green goblin who was still posing on the ground was blown away by the violent sound wave before he could even scream.
The players in the front row were blown about by the blast wave, but they unconsciously waved their glow sticks even more fiercely.
"Holy crap! That's awesome!"
"This is art! Art on a physical level!"
"Lord of the City, you are mighty! The Great Demon King has descended!"
The players erupted in a tsunami of cheers.
They didn't understand any laws or gods; all they knew was that this thing was incredibly awesome!
Sander on stage did not stop.
She slid in and caught the falling basketball, then continued singing and dancing.
"All the shady dealings in the financial world, I've crushed them all under my feet."
I am the Great Demon King, and I will dominate today!
You mediocre people, go home and farm!
Don't embarrass yourself here and insult my venue!
Skr~
Sander held the ball with one hand, striking what he considered an extremely cool pose, his chest heaving violently.
Sweat slid down her shovel-shaped jawline and dripped onto her overalls.
She did it.
She executed her mentor's script perfectly.
The audience was silent.
Everyone was stunned into a daze by the extremely impactful scene.
Lin Miao stared, speechless for a long time: "Captain Chen... this... is this what you trained?"
"Basic stuff, don't be silly." Chen You crossed his arms, concealing his achievements and fame.
On the throne.
Saros held his battle axe in the air.
Just now, he unconsciously followed suit and waved along.
His muscle-bound brain was completely unable to comprehend what was happening.
I just think it's fucking awesome.