nashuaworldcup Chapter 139 The Magical Use of the Underground Darkroom
Chapter 139 The Magical Use of the Underground Darkroom
"Aren't you sleepy?"
Mr. Li glanced sideways at Yu Nian and said teasingly: "Go to bed quickly."
"Can't sleep, can't sleep."
Yu Nian grinned and said, "Seeing so many treasures makes me laugh even when I fall asleep."
When Mr. Li saw Yu Nian grinning almost to the back of his ears, he did not forget to strike: "To tell you the truth, half of these are fakes."
"Half of it is a fake?"
Yu Nian was stunned for a moment, glanced at the bottles and jars in the room, walked up to look at them again, picked up one at random, shook his head and said, "This blue and white porcelain is wrong, and the glaze on it is even more wrong."
Putting down the blue and white porcelain, he looked for it, picked up another one, and shook his head again, "This Tang Beast Agate Cup is wrong too, it's too fake. Where the hell is there a red one? Damn it, look at the bottom of this bottle, the cover is actually It’s still Li Bai’s seal, this forgery is too perfunctory!”
Having said this, Yu Nian looked at Mr. Li and said, "Master, I really didn't expect that you would have your eyes pecked sometimes. Isn't this the case of a hawk pecked in the eye by an eagle?"
"piss off!"
Mr. Li kicked Yu Nian in the butt and yelled: "Are you really stupid or are you pretending to be stupid? I went to the countryside to collect antiques. This antique only costs more than ten yuan, and I can get it as cheap as five yuan. If I We only accept genuine products and not fake ones, can they sell them to me?”
"Oh yes."
Yu Nian slapped his head and then realized, "If you only accept genuine products and not fake ones, over time, everyone will know that they have genuine products and they won't sell them to you."
"You're smart."
Mr. Li nodded and said: "This kind of thing requires truth and lies."
Looking at the countless bottles and cans in the house, Yu Nian was still happy, "Half of these antiques are real, then we can still make a fortune!"
Putting down the fake Tang Beast Agate Cup in his hand, Yu Nian stood up and came to Mr. Li, his face beaming with joy, "Master, don't worry, no matter what good things I receive, they will be half your age."
Hearing Yu Nian's words, Mr. Li glanced at Yu Nian unexpectedly and was very moved.
Although he had no intention of asking for these things, he was very satisfied with these words for more than a year.
This shows that this little bastard has himself in mind, and it is worthwhile to do so many things by himself.
"Okay, stop giving me sugar-coated bullets."
Mr. Li rolled his eyes, looked at the bottles and cans in the room, and said with emotion: "It's enough for me to look at these things. As long as you let me help you guard these things for the rest of your life, I will I feel very satisfied.”
Sighing, Mr. Li said with emotion: "I really like these things. If I could be 20 years younger, don't say you give me half, even if you give me two-thirds, I am an old guy None of them would agree. But now that I am old, the future is destined to be the world of you young people."
Walking up to Yu Nian, Mr. Li patted Yu Nian's shoulder and said loudly: "Don't worry, these things are all yours, I won't snatch them from you."
"Master—"
Yu Nian looked at Mr. Li, and he would be lying if he said he was not moved. He immediately expressed his position: "Don't worry, if I eat it with one bite, you will eat it with one bite. These things are mine and yours. I will never do this." Let your misfortune be in vain.”
"Okay, okay, don't do this to me."
Mr. Li kicked Yu Nian on the butt again and said, "Don't look at these things coming back, but it's not easy to sort them out."
"How to say?"
Yu Nian looked at Mr. Li curiously and confused.
"First we need to sort out the authenticity of these things, and then repair the real ones. Did you see that the Xuande furnace inside was left in the toilet for too long and was spoiled by urine?"
"Fuck!"
Yu Nian was shocked and said, "Did you dig this thing out of the latrine?"
"That's not true. What a crime!"
Mentioning this matter, Mr. Li couldn't help but beat his chest and said angrily: "A good Xuande stove is actually placed in the toilet to light wax. If I hadn't rushed to the latrine to urinate, this Xuande stove would have been completely destroyed in a few years." !”
"Master, I'm telling you, you have to be the one to do this!'
Yu Nian immediately gave a thumbs up and praised: "Only you can shoulder the burden of rescuing national treasures in the future!"
Upon hearing this, Mr. Li immediately straightened his back and continued: "Did you see the Song Dynasty 'Chuji Zun' next to you? There are two gaps at the top and bottom, and these two gaps must be mended.
There are too many questions like this.
Next, I will not only repair these national treasures, but also find a place to store them, by the way..."
Speaking of which, Mr. Li ordered: "Go out for a trip in the next two days and buy some sturdy shelves. Then you will put all these national treasures up. If they are left on the ground for a long time, they will be damaged."
"Why buy shelves?"
Yu Nian smiled and said, "I have a ready-made place where I can put as much as I want. It's absolutely safe, and thieves can't find it even if they get into the house."
"Really?"
Mr. Li unexpectedly said: "What I am most worried about is the safety of these national treasures. After all, there are a lot of them. If someone pays attention to them, it will be very detrimental to us."
"of course it's true."
Yu Nian confidently said: "It's so safe that it couldn't be safer."
As he spoke, he asked Mr. Li to follow him to the study room in the small foreign-style building next door. Yu Nian walked to the corner and dug his right hand hard. A floor tile flipped over, revealing an underground passage that could only allow one person to pass.
"My Ditian, underground darkroom?"
Mr. Li looked shocked and quickly urged: "Take me down quickly to have a look."
"watch your head."
Yu Nian reminded him and said, "You will be even more shocked when you get down there."
Sure enough, Mr. Li became more shocked as he went down.
When Mr. Li saw the whole underground darkroom clearly, he showed an incredible expression, "There are actually living rooms, study rooms, bedrooms, and even kitchens and warehouses. By placing the national treasure here, I can not only better maintain it, but also don't need to use it." It’s great to worry about being stolen!”
He looked at Yu Nian and said with a smile: "You are so lucky. You bought a house and gave it to a darkroom underground. You made a lot of money."
"Compared to the house, you are my greatest wealth."
Yu Nian said with a compliment.
"piss off."
Mr. Li laughed and scolded: "You are becoming more and more fond of flattery."
Looking around, Mr. Li nodded with satisfaction and said: "Okay, this is it. Let's pack the things and move them in now to avoid long nights and dreams. By the way..."
Mr. Li did not forget to remind: "Don't let others know about this underground secret room. Let's not talk about the safety of these antiques. Selling antiques alone is a big or small matter. If anyone wants to mess with you, they can put a button on your head." A hat selling national treasures is enough for you to drink a pot."
"clear."
Yu Nian knew that the old man was right, so he nodded and said, "Don't worry, I won't tell anyone about this."
"Walk."
Mr. Li turned around and walked out, "Now repack all the antiques and move them here."