Reborn as Lu Bu in the Three Kingdoms, let’s see who can block my way

Chapter 562 Lu Su and Zhuge Liang Swimming



Chapter 562 Lu Su and Zhuge Liang Swimming

Just now I thought it was the heavy fog outside, but it turned out to be the smoke from the big ship burning.

Lu Su turned around and saw the thick smoke. His eyes widened in shock and he jumped up.

"It's on fire, Lu Bu shot a rocket, what should I do?

Mr. Kong Ming, is this part of your plan? "

"I…"

Zhuge Liang was dumbfounded. He had thought about rockets before, but concluded that Lu Bu didn't know how to shoot rockets. After all, those things were too troublesome.

Seeing Zhuge Liang's frightened expression, Lu Su understood everything and hurriedly took off two more clothes and shouted loudly.

"Stop hesitating, let's quickly take off our clothes and jump into the river. Let's swim back together."

Lu Su lived in the south and had good water skills since he was a child.

When the weather was calm during the day, he could indeed swim a long distance, but he wasn't very sure at this time, but he couldn't wait to die on the boat.

Zhuge Liang spread his hands in embarrassment and said, "But I can't swim."

"OK then"

After looking at the growing fire, Lu Su moved faster with his hands. With three strokes, his body was completely stripped, leaving only his underwear.

Zhuge Liang ran to his side, took his arm and asked worriedly: "Zijing, do you have a good idea?"

Lu Su: "I will write to Uncle Liu Huang in the future, saying that you died heroically on the battlefield, don't worry."

"Uh?"

Zhuge Liang's head was buzzing, and he didn't know whether to be moved or angry for a moment.

Later, Lu Su still couldn't bear to throw Zhuge Liang on the boat. Instead, he found two wooden boards and jumped into the river holding one board.

Lu Su was in front and struggled to lead Zhuge Liang towards Soochow.

It was winter at this time, and the river was freezing cold.

At first, Zhuge Liang could still paddle hard with his hands and legs, but later he was just trembling and his lips turned white.

But Lu Su was worthy of his practice, and he still insisted on swimming to the other side.

……

"Hahaha."

Lu Bu's army camp burst into cheerful laughter. Everyone was happy and confused, and surrounded Lu Bu asking questions.

"My lord Yingming, how do you know that launching a rocket can lead to the ship on the opposite side?"

"Yes, yes, because boats are made of wood, craftsmen will pay special attention to fire prevention.

Why did the ship catch fire this time? "

Only Liu Ye was stroking his beard and frowning thoughtfully. He looked at the bows and arrows hanging on the wall, and suddenly a hint of shock appeared at the corner of his mouth.

"I remembered it. Haha, I really remembered it."

Everyone looked at Liu Ye in surprise.

Zang Ba asked: "What do you remember?"

"Do you still remember that when we fought against Yuan Shao, the straw cart we made wasted many of Yuan Shao's arrows."

hiss!

As soon as Liu Ye finished speaking, there was a sound of inhaling cold air in the hall. Everyone who was confused just now suddenly showed admiration on their faces.

"Oh, could it be that the Soochow warships were just bluffing? They just wanted to waste our bows and arrows."

"Yes, it is very possible. Zhuge Liang is cunning and cunning, which is completely in line with his style." Pang Tong nodded in confirmation.

"Haha, I didn't expect that Zhuge Liang, who is known as Wolong, would actually play with General Lu's leftovers. How embarrassing!"

Lu Bu crossed his legs happily and said with a smile: "I just don't know if Zhuge Liang was burned to death."

Cai Mao and Zhang Yun replied: "We have sent speedboats to search the river, but the fog was thick and they could not be seen in the dark, so their bodies were not found.

Come to think of it, even if he doesn't burn to death, he will still lose half his life. "

……

No matter how powerful Lu Su was, it was already broad daylight when he swam back to Jiangdong.

"Hey, what do you see that is?"

When the soldier on guard saw Lu Su and Zhuge Liang on the river, he stretched his neck to take a closer look, and then shouted in confusion.

Zhou Yu, Huang Gai, and Han Dang walked over quickly and looked towards the river.

They have received the news that Zhuge Liang is taking Lu Su to get one hundred thousand arrows.

Everyone was very curious about this and did not believe that Zhuge Liang could get the arrow, so they all ran to the riverside to wait in the morning.

Everyone followed the direction pointed by the soldier and stared at the riverside for a while.

Because of the long distance and the fact that Lu Su and Zhuge Liang were completely naked, it was impossible to tell who they were with their white bodies.

Huang Gai said firmly: "They should be Lu Bu's spies. Catch them quickly."

"Lu Bu's spies wouldn't be so miserable, would they? He was shirtless and swam over on a wooden board to get information."

Zhou Yu's IQ was online. He tilted his head, his eyes never leaving the two white figures.

"No matter who he is, it won't be Military Advisor Zhuge or Mr. Lu Su."

Huang Gai was a man of action. He called a few soldiers and strode towards the river, hoping to fish the two men out.

When Zhuge Liang and Lu Su were carried ashore, they saw that their hair was disheveled, their bodies were a bit swollen from the water, their lips were blue, they were trembling, and they were shyly covering their faces with their hands.

Embarrassment, what is embarrassment?

Since Lu Su had been swimming in the river, he consciously kept a pair of underpants on him.

But Zhuge Liang was in misfortune. The Yangtze River surged and ruthlessly took away all the clothes on his body, leaving him naked.

"Uh."

Although it is strange, Zhou Yu, Huang Gai and other upper-class people still retain their politeness, but the soldiers are happily gesticulating.

"Hey, pretty white."

A soldier bent down to look, pointed downwards in surprise and shouted: "Look, look!"

Huang Gai scolded, and the soldier ran away in fright.

"Cover it and carry it into the house."

Everyone was male, and after looking at them for a while, they found nothing interesting, so they quickly asked people to carry Zhuge Liang and Lu Su into the room, cover them with quilts, and light the stove.

After a long time, they stopped trembling.

"Zijing, are you okay?

What happened? "

Zhou Yu personally brought a bowl of hot soup and carefully fed it to Lu Su.The latter shook his head in shame. He was really embarrassed to say what happened. He pointed at Zhuge Liang, meaning you should ask him.

"Kong Ming, didn't you go get the arrows? Where are the [-] arrows?"

Zhou Yu crossed his arms and looked at Zhuge Liang coldly.

"I...it was really an accident. I didn't expect Lu Bu to be so cunning."

The smart Zhuge Liang saw that no one was bringing him soup, so he held the bed and drank from the bowl himself.

Huang Gai asked in confusion: "What does your going to get the arrows have to do with Lu Bu's treachery? Could it be that he robbed all your bows and arrows?"

After drinking a bowl of hot soup, Zhuge Liang felt much better.

After lying down, he pulled the quilt again and awkwardly recounted what happened last night. Finally, he scratched his scalp vigorously.

"That's not right. Logically speaking, Lu Bu shouldn't have set off rockets. He was careless."

"Hmph, bold!"

Zhou Yu's eyes became cold. He did not mention that the bows and arrows had not been sent, but he also lost troops and generals, which was an insult to the military power.

"Someone, drag Zhuge Liang out and chop him."

"Captain, spare your life!"

Zhuge Liang's body trembled, he jumped out of bed, and hurriedly saluted and begged for mercy.

It's not that he's afraid of death, he just doesn't want to die like this.

Throughout his life, he boasted that he was rich in knowledge, understood Yin and Yang, and knew Bagua.But he was really unwilling to die in a daze without realizing any revenge.


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